OU -Texas haiku

[ouwasp]

haven't seen a haiku thread in awhile...
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Bevo bombs at home
OU staggers on defense
Sooners still prevail

[The Ghost of Mex]

STASHE-TASTIC GOES LONG
SHORT-HORNS EAT GRASS AND SMOKE POLE
FIVE AND O BYE-WEEK

[aero]

Colt and Ship are gone
Defense is overrated
Bend over texass

[Lott's Bandana]

texas is like an
enema with siracha
give it back to Mex

[fadada1]

mack answers question
players can't think for themselves
still blame wind for loss

[OUstud]

The last time OU
Struggled before Texas game
OU beat Texas

Garrett Gilbert is
Chris Simms version two point oh
Pinata on Sat.

Nice curtains f*****s
Are OU fans that hurtful?
Still not switching sides

It is twenty ten
Ten years since 6 3 - 14
Hist'ry will repeat

[KantoSooner]

For humanity
Rape and Pillage the Longhorns
Work that must be done.

[yermom]

ouch, Bruined at home
Texas fans sell their tickets
Oklahoma rolls

[ouwasp]

The Red River War
Is what football's all about
No excuse to lose

[The Ghost of Mex]

DEFENSE STEPS UP BIG
SAXET OUT OF TOP 25
MAC PEES HIS KAHKIES

[badger]

Texas really sucks
Especially that Mack Brown guy
Lose, Texas Longhorns!

[OKLA21FAN]

Brown is concerned
Texas has another Sims
Horns run out of time

[CincySooner]

"O U is coming!!"
"I'm scared!!", said Garret Gilbert
"Please hold my hand Coach."

[MikeInNorman]

Sooners not so good
At stopping the running game.
Oops! Texas can't run.

[ouwasp]

Gay Pride and Texas
Hand in hand literally
They must be destroyed

[OUstud]

Texas sucks Texas
Sucks Texas sucks Texas sucks
Texas sucks Texas

[MikeInNorman]

Greg Davis always
knew that those pictures of Mack
would come in handy

[MikeInNorman]

Young Garrett must learn
Texas' sideways passing game.
Quick! Call Chrissy Simms!

[CrimsonCommando]

Mack sharted himself
Pale apologetic coach
Grabs for anal lube again

[OKC-SLC]

Sooners, witness this:
After game, Stoops to say to
Mack: "Lick my love pump."

[CrimsonCommando]

Mack Brown Yellow Teeth
Pees Yellow in Pants Again
Greg Davis Teabags Mack

[SoonerStud615]

Horn Fans start to puke
As Boomer and Sooner come
penetrate Bevo

[ouwasp]

Orange reminds one
Of puke and other vile stuff
OU mops them up

[cjames317]

Indian summer.
Longhorns got Rick rolled at home.
"Time to die" texts Bob.

[SoonerStud615]

Horn @$$holes be warned:
The Eyes of Ronnell Lewis
Are upon you, Gilbert.

[SoonerStud615]

Lewis, Lewis, Wort
Is not a law firm, rather
Your new worst nightmares.

[cjames317]

Texas sucks Texas
Sucks Texas sucks Texas sucks
Texas sucks Texas

My favorite thread,
but can anyone top this? ↑
Perfectly concise.

[ouwasp]

Texas Fight and "Eyes"
Both bothersome to the ear
Have to be silenced

[landrun]

Bruins and Sooners
Then Huskers next. Laugh and watch
Horns lose three straight games

[MikeInNorman]

Godzillatron blares
to vacant stands: Longhorns 12,
Bruins 34

[MikeInNorman]

The early promise
of Rose Bowl Garret Gilbert
is now epic fail.

[ouwasp]

Sooner Nation will...
Never forget or forgive
1984! :mad:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

The salmon swims at night
into your room
the sun and the moon

[KantoSooner]

Arrogant Texan
All Hat. No cattle at all.
Lives in denial.

Remembers Royal
but not D as Barry's Bitch
Selective recall.

Wants to be Big Man
wears boots and shiny buckle.
to hide wee willy.

Tears flow like salt rain
When, at his father's graveside
He can't measure up.

A long drive homeward
Thinks about losing Horn team
suicide is close

[opksooner]

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then.....

[A Sooner in Texas]

OU is coming.
Get the weed ready, Austin.
Because you'll need it.

[Mile High Sooner]

Oklahoma wins!
Fexas loses and cries foul.
That's the way it is.

[AlbqSooner]

Whorns get second loss
Sooners are once again boss
Bite my Red arse Whorns

[MR2-Sooner86]

Longhorns suck big balls,
Time for an '03 recall,
Mack Brown can suck it.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Sooners lets suit up!
Don't forget your god damn cup!
Longhorns also suck!

[Bonehead]

Crimson Creams Orange
Red riots over river
Orange burnt, toasted

[Bonehead]

Ponies neuter steer
Nutless he turns on a spit
Bevo for supper

[goingoneight]

Garrett gilbert succs
Or at least seems like he does
We should start a thread

[ouwasp]

McCoy was fine foe
Shipley, Kindle too, all gone
horns now utmost suck

[ouwasp]

After Saturday
Someone will have Hell to pay
Let's hope it's texas

[OU86]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp229/BRAGGonUT/oklahoma-girl.jpg

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Have OU-Tex Tix
From OU Ticket Office
On Longhorn Side. Sh*t!

[SoonerBorn68]

To quote Brian Bosworth
Burnt orange reminds me of puke
A true Sooner bard

[swardboy]

The eyes of texas
Wide open with fear today
Ronnell will lay wood...

[swardboy]

Texas need not fear
Dilemma of three way tie
They suck with greatness

[cjames317]

Records regardless,
we see tickets as precious.
To them, just commerce.

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

Sooners roll bevo
Only remaining regret
Shipley not impaled

[aero]

Where is Bob Wheeler?
Horns need another excuse
To miss bus to game

[OUmillenium]

Gooby Gilbert fail
LJ not much better though
Its an ugly game

[OUmillenium]

Let me answer that
Teeth yellow, panties are brown
Big Game Bob is back

[allanace16]

Texas gets deflowered
Sooners win, Demarco powered
(Big XII) Title 7's ours

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Cold sores, when you break
it down, are actually
Herpes Simplex 1.

Mack, did you know that
you can spread this by kissing,
spitting, and sucking?

I thought you may not,
given the way you love all
up on Vince and Colt.

So with that in mind,
spare your young quarterback this
sickening disease.

Don't spit, kiss, or clap.
Keep your hands to yourself and
give the boy a chance.

He'll be sore enough
from taking all of our sacks.
He doesn't need yours.

[ouwasp]

Picker sez OU
This sounds too good to be true
Is a curse coming?

[MikeInNorman]

Mack's hands are clapped out.
Knees of his khakis? Threadbare.
No more Golden Hat.

[MikeInNorman]

Reporter: "What were...."
Mack: "Let me answer that one
for Garrett Gilbert."

[MikeInNorman]

How can Will Muschamp
get the Georgia job if he
gives up 63?

[cjames317]

Billy shouts "BOOMER!"
AD yells "SOONER, BABY!"
Guest recruits think "WOW!"

[SoonerSherpa]

Grill the bevo
Record on Tivo
Watch Texas Suck-O!

[goingoneight]

1st Quarter:
Touchdown DeMarco
Gilbert Grape goes three-and-out
Touchdown Ryan Broyles
2nd Quarter:
Texas still sucking
Going backwards every play
Mack punts on third down

Broyles finds some daylight
He goes not quite all the way
Kenny Stills for six

Gilbert in trouble
He's trying to find a way
Pick-six for J-Nel

[landrun]

Just a reminder :P
A haiku has
5 syllables on the first line
7 on the second
5 on the last.

this is a haiku
it is pretty simple too
follow along now :D

[SoonerSeattle]

For wearing a shade
That invokes thoughts of hurling
One has to ask "why?"

[SoonerSherpa]

Just a reminder :P
A haiku has
5 syllables on the first line
7 on the second
5 on the last.

this is a haiku
it is pretty simple too
follow along now :D

LOL...totally missed that!

Another try:

Grill the big bevo
Texas' loss on my Tivo
Texas always sucks!

[CatfishSooner]

Texas sucks hard
Sooners will kill those bitches
Eat another corn dog...

[ouwasp]

Obama likes texas
THE Reddest State won't forgive
Not that it matters ;)

[ouwasp]

Saturday beckons
It cannot arrive too soon
Death to texas horns
(not like Jaz meant though)

[cjames317]

My golden tickets
illuminate weekends past:
good; bad; gone too fast.

[Judge Smails]

texas momentum
mack goes clap clap clap clap clap
horns take knee again

[Judge Smails]

sooners roll again
the state fair's not so fun now:
horns blow their corndogs

[Judge Smails]

just one more excuse
from mack and his little bitches:
we just really suck

[Judge Smails]

joe pesci tells mack:
bevo crap ain't play-doh, now
go get your shine box

[Judge Smails]

colt and ship are gone.
brent musberger wants to know:
are they still roommates?

[Judge Smails]

mack tells greg davis:
crazed sniper's on campus, go
sign up the fast ones

[Judge Smails]

north ags beat south ags.
this just proves once again that
all texas teams suck

[Judge Smails]

no matter who wins,
ucla owns the horns
rick neuheisel laughs

[Judge Smails]

at the texas fair,
everything gets deep fried,
bevo included.

[ouwasp]

We Shall Overcome
Texas refs, soft D, bad breaks
Big Game Bob is Back!