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Penguin
5/14/2004, 04:44 AM
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SOONER44EVER
5/14/2004, 04:45 AM
Baghdad Susan?

Al Gore
5/14/2004, 05:28 AM
What can I get with my bonus points???

OU4LIFE
5/14/2004, 07:06 AM
cigarettes in prison

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 07:32 AM
You know, if that cigarrette was hanging there by just the tip, she would be HOT. There's nothing like a chick with a cigarrette that's hanging to her bottom lip by sheer will power. And spit.

Mjcpr
5/14/2004, 07:49 AM
You know, if that cigarrette was hanging there by just the tip, she would be HOT. There's nothing like a chick with a cigarrette that's hanging to her bottom lip by sheer will power. And spit.
The hotness of a chick in this situation is determined by the length of the ash that she can keep on the end of that cigarette without it falling off.

Howzit
5/14/2004, 07:50 AM
If Al Gore has some pics of her, please don't use them as an avatar.

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 07:56 AM
The hotness of a chick in this situation is determined by the length of the ash that she can keep on the end of that cigarette without it falling off.

OH - YEAH. We like the same thing. And if she has mastered talking (in that gruff raspy voice) with the cig bouncing around AND can keep the ash from falling off, then ... well, i don't know what, but that is some ultimate major hotness.

Oldnslo
5/14/2004, 07:58 AM
OH - YEAH. We like the same thing. And if she has mastered talking (in that gruff raspy voice) with the cig bouncing around AND can keep the ash from falling off, then ... well, i don't know what, but that is some ultimate major hotness.
Ultimate? Hardly. She'd need to have tatoos, be missing a few teeth, and...


wait for it...


be pregnant.


THEN you could talk about "hot".

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 08:02 AM
Lordy lordy. Pregnant AND smoking knocks the hotness factor up 10 fold. If she was a hooker and over 40 too I would spend any amount of money to be with that woman.

crawfish
5/14/2004, 08:25 AM
That's the ugliest penguin I've ever seen.

Triumph
5/14/2004, 08:38 AM
...and Crawfish is the winner.

Gambino Sooner
5/14/2004, 08:43 AM
Nothing beats a hot girl that smells like an ashtray...NOTHING!

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 08:49 AM
Boy, people will make a website about anything!

http://members.tripod.com/mollys_human/page0.htm

I didn't see any nsfw pics, but that doesn't mean they ain't there. I am trying to find a pic of the above described woman.

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 08:58 AM
Attached is an angle I didn't even think of.

jk the sooner fan
5/14/2004, 08:59 AM
i need a cigarette after reading this thread....

jk the sooner fan
5/14/2004, 09:01 AM
Attached is an angle I didn't even think of.

she's got that "holy **** i just got married and a smoke will ease the pain" look...

C&CDean
5/14/2004, 09:03 AM
To me it looks like she's thinking "damn, the best man has a huge bulge in his britches - wonder if I can get the hubby hammered so he'll pass out and I can go get me some of that nanner."

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 09:07 AM
Heh - you said nanner.

Gambino Sooner
5/14/2004, 09:16 AM
Her mouth tasted like cigarettes!

http://www.dobhran.com/images/forrestgump3.jpg

Czar Soonerov
5/14/2004, 09:24 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38580000/jpg/_38580953_pregnant_smoking300.jpg

jk the sooner fan
5/14/2004, 09:25 AM
there's a couple of ladies who dont know the meaning selfish....

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 09:27 AM
Are you guys as turned on right now as I am? I officially have a new wallpaper.

Mjcpr
5/14/2004, 09:32 AM
Awwww yeeeahhh....for the Asian fetish...

http://www.geogr.uni-goettingen.de/kus/pics/vn10/vn-hoi-an-smoking-woman-kl.jpg

Gambino Sooner
5/14/2004, 09:35 AM
Yummy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series4/images/smoking_women200.jpg

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 09:37 AM
Wow - they both have at least 2 beers each. I wonder why one ordered 1 larger beer and one pint?

Mjcpr
5/14/2004, 09:43 AM
Wow - they both have at least 2 beers each. I wonder why one ordered 1 larger beer and one pint?Duh, the other one has to drive and/or is pregnant.

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 09:54 AM
Ok, so let me see if I got this right. The hottest girl in the world:

Smokes
Has a cigarrette hanging by the tip off her lip
Has at east an inch of ash on the end of the cig
Can talk without knocking the aforementioned ash off her cig
Has a gruff and raspy voice
Is pregnant
Has tattoos
Is missing some teeth
Is a hooker
Is a little older (but still young enough to be pregnant)
Is wearing a wedding dress
Is asian
and drunk

Did I miss anything?

Czar Soonerov
5/14/2004, 10:00 AM
http://www.linkvandeweek.nl/images/ashtray.jpg

Greasy pork sandwich anyone?

Gambino Sooner
5/14/2004, 10:31 AM
Ok, so let me see if I got this right. The hottest girl in the world:

Smokes
Has a cigarrette hanging by the tip off her lip
Has at east an inch of ash on the end of the cig
Can talk without knocking the aforementioned ash off her cig
Has a gruff and raspy voice
Is pregnant
Has tattoos
Is missing some teeth
Is a hooker
Is a little older (but still young enough to be pregnant)
Is wearing a wedding dress
Is asian
and drunk

Did I miss anything?


And has at least 2 beers in front of her at all times.

Norm In Norman
5/14/2004, 11:17 AM
I think "and drunk" pretty much takes care of that.

Beef
5/14/2004, 02:43 PM
Yummy!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series4/images/smoking_women200.jpg

Mmmmmm.........GRILFs

Jimminy Crimson
5/14/2004, 02:45 PM
Grandma's ? I'd like to....

Beef
5/14/2004, 02:46 PM
Oh yeah.

Gambino Sooner
5/14/2004, 02:50 PM
That's so wrong.




yet so right

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/14/2004, 03:25 PM
So, from this thread, I can conclude that I am HOTTTTTT.

Sooner_Bob
5/14/2004, 04:04 PM
Heh . . . nice. :D

SoonerInFla
5/14/2004, 04:25 PM
http://members.cox.net/dagamblar/bfball22.jpg

Sooner_Bob
5/14/2004, 04:34 PM
Now that's smokin' . . .

SelmaBamaFan
5/14/2004, 06:04 PM
Ok, so let me see if I got this right. The hottest girl in the world:

Smokes
Has a cigarrette hanging by the tip off her lip
Has at east an inch of ash on the end of the cig
Can talk without knocking the aforementioned ash off her cig
Has a gruff and raspy voice
Is pregnant
Has tattoos
Is missing some teeth
Is a hooker
Is a little older (but still young enough to be pregnant)
Is wearing a wedding dress
Is asian
and drunk

Did I miss anything?

Boobs MUST hang past her belly button, and coughing up flem (from smoking) constantly is a plus.

Penguin
5/14/2004, 06:59 PM
This thread has exceeded my expectations.

SoonerObsession
5/14/2004, 07:58 PM
Nothing like a babe smokin a cig!
http://www.dakiny.com/HardRock/VanHalen/1984.gif

jk the sooner fan
5/14/2004, 10:59 PM
So, from this thread, I can conclude that I am HOTTTTTT.


dont..................ruin....................the. .........................dream...........

GDC
5/16/2004, 06:55 AM
Thats my second ex.

soonerbrat
2/18/2007, 11:53 AM
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