Mack Brown...

[soonerinabilene]

got RickRolled.

[Tigeman]

So did we :(

[SicEmBaylor]

So did we :(

I disagree. A win is a win.

[Tigeman]

I disagree. A win is a win.

For you guys maybe! We know wins are hard to come by where your from! :D

[StoopTroup]

Cinncinati played up tonight.

UCLA Chowed Brown. :D

http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/2dccd79823a6119aed308978b24f3f63.jpg

[sooner59]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042009/1241026091_youve_been_rickrolled.gif

[CrimsonJim]

...sucks ballz!

[badger]

... has his pic several times up at the fark board right now.

Seriously, go check out the photos I just posted of Texas' loss here:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2963994#post2963994

[oudivesherpa]

Has so much gas that BP put a blowout preventer on his backside. However, there still is some seepage which sounds like “The Eyes of Texas are upon pffff, pffff, pfffffff!”
Moral: If you hear one ahole sing “The eyes of Texas” you have heard 'em all.

[tommieharris91]

...just lost to a bad UCLA team. At home. By 3 touchdowns.

Yea, I'm still pleasantly shocked.

[sooner59]

....got completely owned by a team that lost to K-State.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Will answer this one for Chris.. I mean Garrett

[proudsoonergal]

...just coached his worst home loss ever at Texas. :D

[OU-HSV]

...called DJ Woods after OUr game and neither of them could get a word in because of all of the sobbing

[sooner59]

...wishes people called him Coach Boom.

[pac10SUX]

Got the clap from Colt & Jordan last year!! :eek:

[sooner59]

....will give the clap to n00b McCoy and n00b Shipley this year.

[hgarmorer]

has put on a ****load of weight

[meoveryouxinfinity]

..thinks a 3-way-tie is a rendition of the bunny ears method

[hgarmorer]

just gave everyone a rundown of what he's in charge of

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Got the clap from Colt & Jordan last year!! :eek:

..got crabs from crabtree in 08

[hgarmorer]

got Syphilis from Simms

[bluedogok]

...just coached his worst home loss ever at Texas. :D
Still not as bad as Rout 66 in Mackovic's last season.
1993 Rout 66 (http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2010/09/25/uclas-return-conjures-memories-of-rout-66-in-texas/)
UCLA-66, Whorns-3 at DKR.

[salth2o]

has The Clap.

[Q22]

Uses asterisks when he plays golf

[StoopTroup]

....BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH A TOILET BRUSH.

[delhalew]

....BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH A TOILET BRUSH.

Brushes his teeth?

[meoveryouxinfinity]

....BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH A TOILET BRUSH.

...doesn't brush his teeth at all.

[VA Sooner]

Is busy in the bathroom cleaning his shorts thinking about the upcoming game in Dallas...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

figured out how to only give up 27 yards passing in a game and lose

[soonerbub]

is not a math major.

Go for 2 down 27-12 epic fail

oh and TEXASS SUX

[TXBOOMER]

Did anyone notice how rough he looked during the game today? He looked like he got drunk last night and woke up in a strange place this a.m.

[ashley]

is not a math major.

Go for 2 down 27-12 epic fail

oh and TEXASS SUX

He has a card that says don't do that.

[47Wins]

...called DJ Woods after OUr game and neither of them could get a word in because of all of the sobbing

Pretty funny

[CrimsonJim]

...wanted me to bump this thread so SoonerStormchaser wouldn't make another one.

[HBick]

..is hoping Muschamp will start taking his aderall again

Side Note:

Mack Brown Recruiting Video via AggieReport from 2008, it's a oldie but a classic nonetheless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RrYqK8sa0U

"They made Colt McCoy look like the roided out 12 year old he really is, they really brushed our teeth with their d****."

[goingoneight]

... figured out why he declined to try installing a run game the last four years against UCLA.

[budbarrybob]

coaches special teams

[OKC-SLC]

...likes penises in his mouth.

[ouduckhunter]

Will be the next head coach at Notre Dame! :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

still takes instructions from boss hogg

[huskerland]

Has so much gas that BP put a blowout preventer on his backside. However, there still is some seepage which sounds like “The Eyes of Texas are upon pffff, pffff, pfffffff!”
Moral: If you hear one ahole sing “The eyes of Texas” you have heard 'em all. I thought about it and that's the funniest thing I heard this week!

[turner78]

Anyone else see the UCLA player jump out of his skin at halftime when they fired the cannons? He about hit the ground like it was a drive by

[ouwasp]

Knows Keith Stanberry was inbounds back in '84 :mad:

[rainiersooner]

...has yellow teeth and when you google "mack brown yellow teeth" you get this image:

http://texags.com/images/pics/MaroonWhite/lopez_2009/ut_ESPN_300_002.jpg

[Hot Rod]

...can't wait to try out for American Idol now that J Lo is a judge.

[CincySooner]

... knows that yellow teeth can get you far in life, but they won't get you a home win over UCLA.

[BIGC]

Has a new Crayola Color Named after him. The Mack Brown Crayola Crayon was engineered by OU students so that UT Biology majors could color the little turds in their color by number biology books.

[Lott's Bandana]

...does less with more than anyone ever, except maybe Tom Cruise.

[OU_Sooners75]

...was texting Sergio Kindle at 3 AM Saturday Morning.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

..........pees sitting down

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....thought a requirement of taking the * job was to match your teeth color to the school colors.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

......told gilbert grape he'd buy him a corny dog if he's a good boy on saturday

[cjames317]

... and Mark Richt are just helping Boom advance his career.

[Hot Rod]

is submitting a patent for this facial expression.

http://media.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/photo/mack-brown-0611jpg-26789540705a1cf5_large.jpg

[SoonerWarMachine#1]

. . can't wipe the bevo-s _ _ t eatin' grin off of his face

[stoopified]

is a Gomer Pyle clone...or is that clown?

[sooner59]

...thinks its going to be easy planning for OU since the Sooners obviously don't have many plays in their playbook this year by looking at film.

[goingoneight]

... thinks the pistol formation ought to be easy enough to defend this week.

[HBick]

... is wondering when firemackbrown.com will relaunch?

[oumartin]

spits butter

[ultimatesooner1]

thinks Rashad Bobino could fight in the UFC

[bluedogok]

... is wondering when firemackbrown.com will relaunch?
Checks firegregdavis.com (http://firegregdavis.com/) and the Fire Greg Davis! Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208601750#!/group.php?gid=2208601750&v=wall) daily....

[Hot Rod]

When asked about his RB, Fozzie Whitaker, responds with only, "Waka, waka, waka!"

[Landthief 1972]

Has spent most of this week removing for sale signs from his front yard...put there by his players and his wife.

[BoomerJ]

When asked about his RB, Fozzie Whitaker, responds with only, "Waka, waka, waka!"

LOL.

[HBick]

..is dreading aggiereport.com this year

2RrYqK8sa0U

Kind of in bad taste since there was a shooting in the UT library like an hour and a half ago, but this is still funny

[texaspokieokie]

don't know about the bad taste; but that is really good !!!!!

[hgarmorer]

Taps so much *** he doesn't even need to look at it



http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/hgarmorer/mackbrown.jpg

[TahoeSOONER]

...tutored Vince Young before the wonderlic test.

[BoomerJ]

...is an extreme close talker.

[Hot Rod]

...teaches the Macarena on the side at public schools as way of recruiting.

[cjames317]

... smells like fear.

From his presser this morning:

Opening statement: We were obviously very disappointed and embarrassed as a whole on Saturday. We thought we played poorly from top to bottom. We got out-hit. We got out-hustled. We got out-coached in all three phases. That's totally unacceptable at Texas.

Some guys played well but not that many. It's the first time that I think we've played and coached that poorly since Kansas State in `07. When you play that poorly there's some anger. There's always some second guessing and finger pointing - a lot of negative scrutiny that's fair. You've just got to pull that circle closer as a family.

It's hard to be a great leader on the team unless you play great all the time. That's one of the things that Sam Acho has done. He had a great game on Saturday. We had some other guys who did the same - Emmanuel Acho, Kheeston Randall, Britt Mitchell, Malcolm Williams. There's a group of 10 or so guys that played as hard as they could play and played really well. It's a shame on a game like that - it's a team game that's played by a lot of players - that they will not get the credit or recognition that they deserve. A lot of the guys still played hard and played well. It just was not noticeable.

Offensively, we lost three turnovers. For the second week in a row, we've lost a bunch of turnovers. We're losing games more than winning them. We went for two fourth down attempts and didn't make them. You want to be aggressive when things aren't going well, but it's foolish to be aggressive if you can't make them. We're in a position where we have to start making those fourth downs if we're going to go for them. We didn't make our first and third down efficiency. In fact, we were one-for-six in third downs the first half. We were much better the second half. We were three-for-three in the red zone, but two of those were field goals. We had nine explosives to their seven, but you can't win a game with that many turnovers.


I thought that D.J. Monroe did some good things. He had 31 yards after contact - especially in a situation where he had not practiced a lot at that position. He and Garrett [Gilbert] will get more reps and have better timing this week, especially on the handoffs. We can progress him some with pass protection. Fozzy [Whittaker] played most of the second half. That's because Fozzy is great in pass protection, and we were behind and fighting to get back up. James Kirkendoll also had 16 yards after contact.
Defensively, we played hard and did a good job I thought [in] the first half. It kept us in the game. We had four three-and-outs. We were successful on five-of-seven situations of sudden change in the game. That's way too many positions to put our team in. The first drive of the second half was a killer. We had to come out the second half and play great. We stopped them on the kickoff return. They drive right down and score. I thought after that our defense played really poorly the second half. We held them to 70-plus yards the first half.

I'm really disappointed in the last touchdown after the onside kick. You're not supposed to look at the scoreboard. I thought there was frustration that kicked in when we didn't get the onside kick. We let them score in about three plays. Then they kicked off to us and we had two guys standing there and let the ball hit, which is total embarrassment to [the] coaches. One of them [the player] said he couldn't hear the other one. It darn sure wasn't because of the crowd noise. I think it was just frustration. We looked discouraged, and we didn't play to the end.

We gave up 297 yards rushing, which I said I was concerned about last week, because we hadn't seen a team line up and run the ball since Alabama did in the bowl game. One back had over 100 yards and another was close. We missed 15 tackles for 92 yards. We had 18 missed assignments. You're not focused as a defense when you miss that many assignments. We gave up runs of 19, 20, 35, 38 and 29 yards.

We won in the red zone, but we didn't win in any other phase on defense. We only forced two turnovers. We've got to force three per game to have a chance to be successful. We thought Christian Scott would be able to play. He had a sore toe during the week with a turf toe. We were told he would be ready. That's why we didn't report it. He didn't feel good in the pregame, so he did not play.

Special teams are supposed to create field position, score points and regain momentum. We didn't do any of the above. The extra point, field goal and punt teams did really well. I was proud of Justin Tucker [and] John Gold. They both punted well. Justin kicked off - kicked it to the end zone well. Alex Zumberge did a good job on the deep snaps. Cade McCrary did a great job on one short snap that was not good that he got down and saved us. Freshman Adrian Phillips and young guy Jamison Berryhill played great on special teams. We wanted to give them credit for fighting their guts out as well.

As soon as we scored to have a chance to get back in the game, we kickoff and UCLA returns it 50 yards. They score three plays later. Nobody answered on the team. Great teams step up and answer when something goes wrong. UCLA came in with a little confidence after beating Houston but not a confident football team. We constantly gave them ways to get excited about the game. You've got to give them credit for playing as well as they did throughout. We didn't answer all day.

We let the ball hit on the first punt return. We had a block in the back. It was obvious that happened twice in the game. There was another time where we fumble a ball at the three, which led to points. In fact, I think every turnover but one led to points. That was because they missed one field goal.

Then one of the worst things you can do as a coach is have 12 [players] on the field, and we've had 12 on the field on defense and we've had 12 on the field in the kicking game. When that happened on defense, we had a freshman on the field that didn't come out. When it happened the other day, [it is because] someone gets hurt. You tell him he's down on the kick teams. The trainer tells him he can come back. He's still down on the kick teams. He still runs out there. Obviously if you have 12 on the field they call the penalty before you have a chance to get your timeout. It's something that can't happen, but it has happened. It's something we've got to get corrected. It's probably the worst we've been on punt block and return since we've been here. It was a tough day for that entire group.
...

Oklahoma is the same old Oklahoma. They have great athletes. They're playing well. DeMarco Murray - it seems like he's been there 13 years. He's a great player. He's their second leading receiver and their leading rusher. Ryan Broyles is a great player as a receiver. He's as good as anybody in the country. He's their leading receiver. Landry Jones is playing really well. They're playing much better up front than they have the last two years. They're averaging 34 points a game. They're rushing for 121 yards a game. They're passing for 309. Their total offense is about 430. Our defense has got a great challenge with them this weekend.

Defensively, they've got two of the best ends in the country with Frank Alexander and Jeremy Beal. I thought our offensive line did a pretty good job with protection on Saturday, because number 10 [Akeem Ayers] for them was a great pass rusher. These guys are two of the best in the country. Travis Lewis is a great linebacker. He's played against us the last two years. Quinton Carter is tremendous as a cover guy. They're about 21 percent blitz. Their third down package is similar to ours. Last year they blitzed us much more than they had other teams coming in. We'll have to see what they do with us this weekend. The biggest thing is that they're plus eight in turnover margin and we're minus three. We've got to take care of the ball better and we've got to take it away from our opponents better.

On how the team gets its confidence back: The only thing you can do is go out and play better. You can't talk about it. You've got to produce. I thought this team probably looked at the Stanford film and the Kansas State film and thought the Houston quarterback was hurt and we bit the cheese. We weren't ready to play as a group. That's an awful thing to have to say as a head football coach. I didn't get them ready, assistants didn't get them ready and they didn't get ready as a group. Again, you've got some that did, some that played really well. That's a shame that football is a multi-numbers game and a team game. It's the ultimate team game. Everybody has to play well to win.

On if the team's problems are fixable: Yeah, get ready to play. Take care of the ball. Do a better job in kick teams. That's the good thing is all of them can be fixed. The sad thing is it's been a long time around here that I didn't think we played as a team with passion for 60 minutes. That's disappointing.

On if the loss is harder to take than it was when he was younger: I think it's hard to take because the standard that the kids and coaches have set here for the last three or four years has not been that way. [In] '07 we had some of this. It was a tough year because we fought it. I worried about this team. We didn't have a great first scrimmage. This is not a good enough team to not go out and play with full energy and passion every minute of every play. They've got to understand that they've got to play hard to win.

On if a game against Oklahoma is a game that this team needs: We don't get into what's next. It's just what's scheduled. You always get excited about the OU game. It probably comes at a good time for us. We don't have time to sit around and feel sorry about ourselves. We've got to fix things and move forward and get ready to play.

On the importance of this week's game: They're all big. The biggest games at Texas are the losses. That's what Coach Royal told me when I got here. That's true. They're the ones that get the most attention. We're used to winning.

On similarities between this team and the 2007 team: Saturday, I didn't think we played consistently hard for the whole game. That was something that we had in '07. [In] '07 we nearly got beat by Arkansas State, [and] Central Florida. We decided to play against TCU. Then we stunk, totally stunk and got beat 41-21 against Kansas State. We played hard at OU and got beat. Then we straightened it out for a while. We had to come from behind 35-14 to beat Oklahoma State. We had to come from behind to beat Nebraska [28-25]. Then we stunk against A&M and did great in the bowl game. Not that I remember any of those. But you want to play hard. Texas football teams play hard all the time. If you don't, it's on me. It's on our assistant coaches.

On what the coaches need to do to this week: I don't know. Number one - the bottom line is each coach has to get each player to play his best each week. As a coach, you look in the mirror and [the] team is a reflection of you. And that's the hard thing about a game like this. It is personal. There is no question that the coaches know that we didn't have our team ready to play across the board. So, that's our job, and that's not good. We can blame the kids. They're supposed to be ready to play and are responsible, but they are 18-22 year olds, and we get paid to get them ready. That's our job.

On this week's preparations: That's the hardest thing about having a press conference on Monday. We'll look at that all day today and in the morning before we go back out there Tuesday. I thought the offense played real hard. In the second half they played better. [They] didn't turn the ball over as much, but didn't score when we had the ball down there, still. So we have to put drives away. We have to score better. When the game got lopsided, the offense was stopped the whole first half, and the defense was stopped the whole second half. So we had nothing as a team. We just have to go back and look at it. When the score got out of hand, we had to throw it every time. Couldn't run it very much, and that limited us in the second half. And usually our defense steps up and stops them which makes it easier, but that wasn't happening. Our game plan was much like Tech. Keep UCLA out on the field. Make them stay out in the heat, but they just ended up doing that to us.

On if the result of the game was because of the youth of the players: I've always said that youth is an excuse. Youth and injuries are things that happen. It hurts your football team, but you have to play through that stuff. They were young when they started. It's on us as coaches to get them better and get them better fast.

On his attitude towards the team this week: It's a combination of things. It's like if you have five children, you treat them all differently, and there is a key to each kid. The ones that played great - you hug, and say do it again, get somebody to follow you. For the ones that didn't play well, you try to sit down and ask them what we missed. Where did you not give five offensive linemen that are 6-6 and weight 300 pounds a break for being good. And if you're not careful around here - and you sometimes listen to the media who don't give the other team nearly as much credit as they usually deserve - you sit and put down other teams. We didn't have the respect for UCLA that we needed. I sat in here last Monday saying we're going to have trouble stopping the run. It's going to be a big question and nobody listened. So we have to get some ears open. They can't listen to the media. They can't listen to fans. They have to believe what they see on film, and know that teams are going to play harder against us than they do against other people. That's happened for thirteen years here. And if we let somebody stay in the game like we did on Saturday by not scoring when we got down there - dropping a punt, doing things to encourage them. Then they get excited. They feel like they have a chance to win and then they play better. We allowed UCLA to play good, and they did. Give the credit to them. I thought Rick [Neuheisel] and his bunch did a much better job with their team then we did.

On what he sees about OU QB Landry Jones that is different from last year: He's much more accurate. He has thrown nine touchdown passes and only three interceptions. Their offensive line is playing better upfront, so they're giving him much more time to throw. [Ryan] Broyles is great, [Kenny] Stills, the young freshman is a good player, but they have some other receivers who are really good players. Then DeMarco [Murray] takes a lot of pressure off of him, giving him a lot of simple throws out of the backfield to get him started and get him comfortable. And he has done a really good job of throwing the ball downfield.

On OU's performance against Florida State compared to their other games: I can't talk about OU; I think that'd be up to Bob [Stoops]. I can't talk about them, but us. I think we played to our fullest, and not our best, but played hard one time, and that was out at Texas Tech. We knew we had to. I think the other two, we thought we were going to beat and played good. But then Saturday we didn't. So there is no question that right now young kids are looking and listening. So they better start playing.

On if this game is a natural motivator: There is no question about that, every year, for both teams. You don't have time to sit and feel sorry for yourself. You have got to get to work.

On if he is worried about fans panicking: I can't worry about fans. We're in the education business during the week and show business on the weekend. So we have to get the best show out there that we can. But we didn't on Saturday. I'd be shocked if our fans didn't panic Saturday.

On his mood this week: My mood is to go back to work and get better as team. We didn't coach them very well last week, and that's my job. I didn't do it, and I'm embarrassed about it. I'm not happy. We have to go back to work and get better. My mistakes are very visible.

On what this game means: It's a great game for fun and tradition and rivalry. I think that is why the Athletic Directors left it in Dallas and during the fair. I don't think they'll move it with the new league additions and changes in conference scheduling because it is a game that everyone likes. The nation likes. The state fair likes. The people of the two states like. It's a fun game, and it's always a fun week.

[HBick]

...wonders why the thread dedicated to him was just ruined

[Spritekid]

Has spent most of this week removing for sale signs from his front yard...put there by his players and his wife.

LOL... That there is funny stuff!! :mack:

[Spritekid]

Even my kids say you suck!!

[soonerinabilene]

doesnt believe you can save money by switching to Geico.

[bent rider]

...gets his scouting reports from Chip Brown tweets.

[bent rider]

...was thankful he has "accident forgiveness" about the middle of the second quarter.

[westcoast_sooner]

Put the "For Sale" sign on Greg Davis' lawn

[bent rider]

...plans to fly a "UCLA owns Tex&$$" banner over the stadium Saturday.

[goingoneight]

... will call up the ESPN play-by-play crew from his headset this weekend to explain what happened against UCLA.

[Hot Rod]

...has to read the instructions before enjoying Pop-Tarts.

[Breadburner]

Will be playing the "Skin Flute" at half-time for the Long-Whorn fans.....

[SoonerPr8r]

bobs for apples in the toilet after a 5 bean burrito

[TahoeSOONER]

...will be protecting Gilbert from questions after the game this weekend.

[WA. Sooner]

SUCKS!

[WildBlueSooner]

...has been selected as the test subject for the new prototype solar toothbrush (http://www.coated.com/new-solar-toothbrush-prototype-requires-no-toothpaste-0907201011/)

[deweydw]

... stuffs his shorts...




















with banana pudding.

[Sam Weezy]

Will fly to Eugene to make a special appearance on College Gameday to assure the country that everything is alright and Texas RULZ!

[Landthief 1972]

...will get tired of people walking up to him outside the Cotton Bowl to say, "I'll take two ears of corn," followed by, "Oh, those are your teeth!"

[Landthief 1972]

...can recommend an excellent dentist from London.

[Breadburner]

Is going to toungue-punch Garret Gilberts fart-box after the game to cheer him up.....

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has already hired a plane.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thought Avatar's best point was the plot.

[Breadburner]

........what's eating Garret Gilbert.....

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gargles with olive oil.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has the full Who's the Boss DVD box set.

[rainiersooner]

touched Rhett Bhomar in a wrong way.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has been known to enjoy a cold Zima.

[BoomerJ]

...is tapping some Bevo butt steak right now.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...keeps his a$$ hair in a ponytail.

[bent rider]

...is preparing to change the sign on the office wall from "Big 12 Champions" to "Sooners' Bitch".

[bent rider]

...asks all prospective recruits if they like gladiator movies.

[SoonerWarMachine#1]

...asks all prospective recruits if they like gladiator movies.

Specifically "Spartacus" definately right up Ol' mack's "alley"

[Hot Rod]

...picked the wrong week to quit brushing his teeth.

[TahoeSOONER]

...is teaching his son how to recover fumbles, on the field, during a play.

[IronHorseSooner]

...is teaching his son how to recover fumbles, on the field, during a play.

Can someone post the replay of that? Everytime I see that I nearly pass out laughing!!!

[soonerloyal]

...being a closet OU fan, never got rid of his Sooner apparel from his days in Norman.

[WildBlueSooner]

...likes to fugg manimals

[WildBlueSooner]

...wears lamb chop underwear

[WildBlueSooner]

...makes all of his players use the shakeweight

[soonerloyal]

Can someone post the replay of that? Everytime I see that I nearly pass out laughing!!!

Sorry, I seem to no longer be able to embed youtube vids here. I fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqq87I9NiI0

[Landthief 1972]

...secretly hates Matthew McConaughey (but would still tap that *ss).

[Crucifax Autumn]

...does poppers with viagra.

[Hot Rod]

...will be wearing one of these while sitting in his recliner on Dec. 4th.
http://collegiatesnuggie.com/images/university-of-texas.gif

[SoonerWarMachine#1]

Sorry, I seem to no longer be able to embed youtube vids here. I fail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqq87I9NiI0

Love it, forgot about that. . . did he get fired over that?

[Crucifax Autumn]

...won't be at the game after a shocking incident in the porno booth.

[Landthief 1972]

...still has to pay his wife $15 to have sex with him.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...pays in nickels.

[WildBlueSooner]

...is hotter than Michael Jackson at a boy scout convention
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/61/27/image_5727612.jpg


Ewwwww!

[SoonerWarMachine#1]

...is hotter than Michael Jackson at a boy scout convention
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/61/27/image_5727612.jpg


Ewwwww!

Love the Mack Pooch!

[WildBlueSooner]

Love the Mack Pooch!

Give him a break, he has been eating **** for so long...soon he is going to dwarf Mangino!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

caused aids and is very sorry

[WildBlueSooner]

caused aids and is not sorry

fify :D

[TahoeSOONER]

...won't see that golden hat for a few years after Saturday.

[SoonerBorn85]

Makes Muschamp tickle his fleshy fun bridge before each game.

[IronSoonerMan]

Has enough corn in his underwear to feed china...

[Crucifax Autumn]

...drinks Lid's pee.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

takes jalapeno poppers up the pooper

[Mississippi Sooner]

is still trying to convince everyone that yellow is the new white.

[jharkins]

...apologizes in advance and accepts all the responsibility for the loss in Dallas.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Misses licking Chrisey's and Colts behinds.

[Hot Rod]

...wears this shirt in public.
http://media2.teenormous.com/items/www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog-assman-20full.jpg

[BoomerJ]

...is working out a deal with QVC to sell his very own Longhorn Anal Lube.

[bent rider]

...remodeled the lockerroom to be more like a Turkish prison.

[Landthief 1972]

...will revert to MackClap this year.

http://www.mikemorkes.com/images/mack-clap.gif

[SoonerBorn85]

...is working out a deal with QVC to sell his very own Longhorn Anal Lube.

will have his Longhorn Anal Lube on hand Saturday to make The Hammer's hammer a little less painful.

[Flagstaffsooner]

sucks cocks in hell!

http://bastardpiecetheater.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/exorcist.jpg

[bent rider]

...puts the toast in Texas toast.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a dingleberry collection stored in his top drawer.

[Boomer!!]

Has special alone time with bevo before each game

[Hot Rod]

Has special alone time with bevo before each game

And now after the game!!! :)

[Sirus]

Secretly wishes he was Geppetto and could bring Big Tex to life so he could touch him in naughty places.

[Tigeman]

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