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Peach Fuzz
9/25/2010, 08:33 PM
DJ Woods...:pop:





















and K. Wilson :D
Denver_Sooner
9/25/2010, 08:45 PM
Woods actually could score with that cute Japanese girl hugging him when he was crying. I'd tag it.
StoopTroup
9/25/2010, 08:47 PM
Kevin will be travelling but it's possible he might tag a flight attendant and join the mile high club.
Peach Fuzz
9/25/2010, 08:48 PM
No kevin will call the wrong play and screw up his game with an attendant...
Denver_Sooner
9/25/2010, 08:49 PM
No kevin will call the wrong play and screw up his game with an attendant...


Flight Attendant: "Oh....gimme your A game big boy!!!"

KW: "I just did...."
OUinFLA
9/25/2010, 09:10 PM
me
Soonerfan88
9/25/2010, 09:11 PM
Don't ever underestimate the power of sympathy. DJ will probably get more than anyone else...
Peach Fuzz
9/25/2010, 09:11 PM
why? pillows don't count?



oh yeah he prolly will get a simpathy ****
PLaw
9/25/2010, 09:12 PM
I got a twenty that sez he gets a little sympathy beaver.

BOOMER
noobalicious
9/25/2010, 09:13 PM
Dude handed us 14 points. That's the difference in the game.

Kudos to Jonathan Nelson by the way.
oksoonerdave
9/25/2010, 09:40 PM
There's no crying in football.

Oh I forgot I mean baseball.
StoopTroup
9/25/2010, 09:42 PM
What about the Jones Brothers?
pac10SUX
9/25/2010, 09:42 PM
I got a twenty that sez he gets a little sympathy beaver.

BOOMER

Wrong game dude!!:D
Denver_Sooner
9/25/2010, 09:43 PM
I got a twenty that sez he gets a little sympathy beaver.

BOOMER

The asian chick? She totally wanted him.
gaylordfan1
9/25/2010, 09:44 PM
well, I will say me bc i'm married....
nBoSTP
9/25/2010, 09:46 PM
cincinnati BAWLCATS!!!! almost as bad as Tim TeBAWL last year.
Hot Rod
9/25/2010, 09:47 PM
I dont see why they gave him so much coverage? You dont secure the ball for a TD and think you have it in the bag (i.e. Leon Lett) then shouldve stepped away from that punt instead of trying to be a hero.
Peach Fuzz
9/25/2010, 09:48 PM
dude is retarrrrded... prolly couldn't put it in the hole anyway
madillsoonerfan5353
9/25/2010, 09:56 PM
I dont see why they gave him so much coverage? You dont secure the ball for a TD and think you have it in the bag (i.e. Leon Lett) then shouldve stepped away from that punt instead of trying to be a hero.

Right on! But we need to credit where it's due. Nelson made a hell of a play and Hannah ripped the muffed punt right out of his hands!

BOOMER
Collier11
9/25/2010, 10:36 PM
Dj woods was being a total bitch and needs to man up, he seriously pouted for 30 minutes straight
tnraider1
9/25/2010, 10:40 PM
According to the announcers he will need years of therapy to get over it. They talked about him for almost 10 mins. It was rediculous. Woods may have blown it, but they weren't even in the game without him. Dude was killing us.
GottaHavePride
9/25/2010, 10:43 PM
In fact, the announcers neglected to show us the freakin' GAME in favor of Pouty McWhineypants.
Piware
9/25/2010, 11:22 PM
I felt a little sorry for him right at first. That little pout when everybody and their brother had to console him was too much. Rub a little dirt in it, get over it, somebody give him an anti-depressant. What a prima donna - but thanks for the 14 points.
MyT Oklahoma
9/25/2010, 11:28 PM
All of the above plus Mack Brown. :D
VA Sooner
9/25/2010, 11:29 PM
He "let" Jonathon Nelson punch the ball out.

He muffed the punt.

He'll still get laid tonight, playing the "I played my guts out and the Football Gods are mean to me" card. By the looks of it, he already had the girl on the sidelines halfway there and Bob Davies was going to drive for them.
stoopified
9/25/2010, 11:31 PM
ME! My wife is working tonite 7p-7a.
Peach Fuzz
9/25/2010, 11:31 PM
he'll end up dropping the condom thru an AC vent and blow that too... unless he wants the hiv
SanDiegoSoonerGal
9/26/2010, 12:16 AM
In fact, the announcers neglected to show us the freakin' GAME in favor of Pouty McWhineypants.

I have never seen anything like that. You'd have thought he'd just been told his mom had been murdered.

I wanted someone to slap him upside the head and say, "There's no crying in football!" but of course Tebow proved me wrong on that point long ago.
Leroy Lizard
9/26/2010, 02:25 AM
DJ may have some issues:

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Cincinnati+v+Pittsburgh+JnXbCcJN64zl.jpg
rainiersooner
9/26/2010, 02:33 AM
No kevin will call the wrong play and screw up his game with an attendant...

Oh Lord, I just had this image of KW trying to shove it in the same hole over and over again and not being able to get in.