What say you?

[setem]

Let's say you have the choice to date 1 of 2 girls. One girl has a super fit body but her face is not quite there. The other is kinda chunky, I would not say obese but she has a really pretty face. Who would rather date? FWIW:The chunky girl has gigantic breasticles!

That being said do you think getting your girlfriend a gym membership is a ****ty gift?:confused:

[OUMallen]

How bad is the face? Sounds like 6 in one hand, half a dozen in the other. I'd go with the one that made me happier. Unless chunky has a chance of blowing up big time.

[49r]

Insufficient data

[saucysoonergal]

With which one do you have more in common?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

oh his body is hot

[sooner_born_1960]

It's just a freaking date. Why does it have to be either/or?

[Fraggle145]

Which one gives the better blowie?

Oh and...

PIITB, YWIA.

[setem]

Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.

I mean long term 1960.

The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.

This is purely hypothetical!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

so glad Im not single

[olevetonahill]

Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.

I mean long term 1960.

The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.

This is purely hypothetical!

That means they sucked more dick than a Urinal has seen .
And yer gonna Kiss em ?:eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

CRAB SALAD!

[Fraggle145]

Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.

I mean long term 1960.

The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.

This is purely hypothetical!

The next question is which one gives blowies more often?

[yankee]

herpes is for life. just remember.

[setem]

Neither of the girls is a whore by any means! Damn you sons of bitches!

[yankee]

just fellatio whores...got it. ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

either have prosthetics?

[Mjcpr]

either have prosthetics?

Non-issue. You can always pick up a package at the store.

[Fraggle145]

You can fix fat, you cant fix ugly...

[olevetonahill]

Neither of the girls is a whore by any means! Damn you sons of bitches!

So yer sayin they dont charge fer the blow Jobs they just give em :D

[setem]

You can fix fat, you cant fix ugly...

How long does one have to wait to fix the fat girl? Do I break her spirit and get her in the gym ASAP or do I wait?

I guess if I like her now then skinny would be icing on the cake right...**** I shouldn't have said cake...HERE SHE COM... $)wofnlwkdnh3.8888888888888...

[Crimsontothecore]

I think you should base your decision on personality and not on outward appearance. It's what's on the inside that counts....HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..OK, WHEW! JUST KIDDING! I can't do that any longer! LOL
Obviously, go for slightly chubby with the pretty face cuz that's what your going to be looking at when you're horizontal.

[sooner_born_1960]

Do you think the two girls are asking similar questions on their favorite message board?

[btk108]

CRAB SALAD!

^^This^^

[setem]

I am sure there are 2 girls somewhere in this universe asking the. Would you rather day a portly fellow or a NORMAL person?

This was all hypothetical. There is only 1 of the 2 so I have no choice.

[OUMallen]

Truly, if your mind isn't made up for you, nail both and date neither.

[49r]

just fellatio whores...got it. ;)

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

[olevetonahill]

Date the one who brushes her teeth the most

[saucysoonergal]

This was all hypothetical. There is only 1 of the 2 so I have no choice.

Quit wasting our time!











;)

[olevetonahill]

Quit wasting our time!











;)

Hell girl , Truth be told hes talkin about his hands , ;)

[Mississippi Sooner]

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"You're not even supposed to be here!"

[Fraggle145]

How long does one have to wait to fix the fat girl? Do I break her spirit and get her in the gym ASAP or do I wait?

I guess if I like her now then skinny would be icing on the cake right...**** I shouldn't have said cake...HERE SHE COM... $)wofnlwkdnh3.8888888888888...

If you are fat yourself you dont really get to say anything until you get skinny.

[Soonerwake]

The next question is which one gives blowies more often?

Everyone knows the answer to that question - the bigger one...

So, how "chunky" are we talking here, one piece bathing suit instead of a bikini chunky or roll her back into the surf chunky?

[setem]

In the wise words of Sean William Scott. "It is always the bigger ones who do more stuff!"

[Howzit]

Which one smells better?




down there.

[soonervegas]

The bigger ones usually work harder....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If you are fat yourself you dont really get to say anything until you get skinny.

I assure you, setem is quite the prize

[JohnnyMack]

I think PF Chang's sounds good for lunch.

[saucysoonergal]

STEP is an expert on the male form, so we should take his word on it.





;)

[Mississippi Sooner]

You might want to consider which one's daddy is the better marksman.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

especially his

[Sooner04]

Which one gives the better blowie?
The only question, honestly, that crossed my mind.

[Oldnslo]

Does either one swallow?

I mean, I know this matters from some guys. Personally, all that "swallow or spit" stuff happens a moment or two after I've stopped caring...

[setem]

The ladies love my fleshy waves!

[OUthunder]

Let's say you have the choice to date 1 of 2 girls. One girl has a super fit body but her face is not quite there. The other is kinda chunky, I would not say obese but she has a really pretty face. Who would rather date? FWIW:The chunky girl has gigantic breasticles!

That being said do you think getting your girlfriend a gym membership is a ****ty gift?:confused:

The chubby chick every time because they are grateful when you **** them.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Chubby girls always give the best head because they're always hungry.

Anyway, get with the one with the chubby body but the pretty face then talk her into a threesome with the other chick.

[49r]

Go for the richer one. Have lots of money, make kids then pork the babysitter!