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Let's say you have the choice to date 1 of 2 girls. One girl has a super fit body but her face is not quite there. The other is kinda chunky, I would not say obese but she has a really pretty face. Who would rather date? FWIW:The chunky girl has gigantic breasticles!
That being said do you think getting your girlfriend a gym membership is a ****ty gift?:confused:
OUMallen
9/24/2010, 11:11 AM
How bad is the face? Sounds like 6 in one hand, half a dozen in the other. I'd go with the one that made me happier. Unless chunky has a chance of blowing up big time.
saucysoonergal
9/24/2010, 11:14 AM
With which one do you have more in common?
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 11:16 AM
oh his body is hot
sooner_born_1960
9/24/2010, 11:17 AM
It's just a freaking date. Why does it have to be either/or?
Fraggle145
9/24/2010, 11:19 AM
Which one gives the better blowie?
Oh and...
PIITB, YWIA.
Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.
I mean long term 1960.
The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.
This is purely hypothetical!
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 11:26 AM
so glad Im not single
olevetonahill
9/24/2010, 11:26 AM
Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.
I mean long term 1960.
The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.
This is purely hypothetical!
That means they sucked more dick than a Urinal has seen .
And yer gonna Kiss em ?:eek:
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 11:28 AM
CRAB SALAD!
Fraggle145
9/24/2010, 11:28 AM
Both are equally nice and you have a lot in common with both. The face is a 4 at best.
I mean long term 1960.
The are both well versed in the ways of fellatio.
This is purely hypothetical!
The next question is which one gives blowies more often?
yankee
9/24/2010, 11:29 AM
herpes is for life. just remember.
Neither of the girls is a whore by any means! Damn you sons of bitches!
yankee
9/24/2010, 11:34 AM
just fellatio whores...got it. ;)
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 11:34 AM
either have prosthetics?
either have prosthetics?
Non-issue. You can always pick up a package at the store.
Fraggle145
9/24/2010, 11:39 AM
You can fix fat, you cant fix ugly...
olevetonahill
9/24/2010, 11:50 AM
Neither of the girls is a whore by any means! Damn you sons of bitches!
So yer sayin they dont charge fer the blow Jobs they just give em :D
You can fix fat, you cant fix ugly...
How long does one have to wait to fix the fat girl? Do I break her spirit and get her in the gym ASAP or do I wait?
I guess if I like her now then skinny would be icing on the cake right...**** I shouldn't have said cake...HERE SHE COM... $)wofnlwkdnh3.8888888888888...
Crimsontothecore
9/24/2010, 11:56 AM
I think you should base your decision on personality and not on outward appearance. It's what's on the inside that counts....HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..OK, WHEW! JUST KIDDING! I can't do that any longer! LOL
Obviously, go for slightly chubby with the pretty face cuz that's what your going to be looking at when you're horizontal.
sooner_born_1960
9/24/2010, 11:59 AM
Do you think the two girls are asking similar questions on their favorite message board?
btk108
9/24/2010, 12:01 PM
CRAB SALAD!
^^This^^
I am sure there are 2 girls somewhere in this universe asking the. Would you rather day a portly fellow or a NORMAL person?
This was all hypothetical. There is only 1 of the 2 so I have no choice.
OUMallen
9/24/2010, 12:04 PM
Truly, if your mind isn't made up for you, nail both and date neither.
just fellatio whores...got it. ;)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
olevetonahill
9/24/2010, 12:08 PM
Date the one who brushes her teeth the most
saucysoonergal
9/24/2010, 12:10 PM
This was all hypothetical. There is only 1 of the 2 so I have no choice.
Quit wasting our time!
;)
olevetonahill
9/24/2010, 12:12 PM
Quit wasting our time!
;)
Hell girl , Truth be told hes talkin about his hands , ;)
Mississippi Sooner
9/24/2010, 12:21 PM
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"You're not even supposed to be here!"
Fraggle145
9/24/2010, 12:34 PM
How long does one have to wait to fix the fat girl? Do I break her spirit and get her in the gym ASAP or do I wait?
I guess if I like her now then skinny would be icing on the cake right...**** I shouldn't have said cake...HERE SHE COM... $)wofnlwkdnh3.8888888888888...
If you are fat yourself you dont really get to say anything until you get skinny.
Soonerwake
9/24/2010, 12:41 PM
The next question is which one gives blowies more often?
Everyone knows the answer to that question - the bigger one...
So, how "chunky" are we talking here, one piece bathing suit instead of a bikini chunky or roll her back into the surf chunky?
In the wise words of Sean William Scott. "It is always the bigger ones who do more stuff!"
Howzit
9/24/2010, 01:17 PM
Which one smells better?
down there.
soonervegas
9/24/2010, 01:21 PM
The bigger ones usually work harder....
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 01:24 PM
If you are fat yourself you dont really get to say anything until you get skinny.
I assure you, setem is quite the prize
JohnnyMack
9/24/2010, 01:26 PM
I think PF Chang's sounds good for lunch.
saucysoonergal
9/24/2010, 01:28 PM
STEP is an expert on the male form, so we should take his word on it.
;)
Mississippi Sooner
9/24/2010, 01:28 PM
You might want to consider which one's daddy is the better marksman.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 01:28 PM
especially his
Sooner04
9/24/2010, 01:30 PM
Which one gives the better blowie?
The only question, honestly, that crossed my mind.
Oldnslo
9/24/2010, 01:32 PM
Does either one swallow?
I mean, I know this matters from some guys. Personally, all that "swallow or spit" stuff happens a moment or two after I've stopped caring...
The ladies love my fleshy waves!
OUthunder
9/24/2010, 02:06 PM
Let's say you have the choice to date 1 of 2 girls. One girl has a super fit body but her face is not quite there. The other is kinda chunky, I would not say obese but she has a really pretty face. Who would rather date? FWIW:The chunky girl has gigantic breasticles!
That being said do you think getting your girlfriend a gym membership is a ****ty gift?:confused:
The chubby chick every time because they are grateful when you **** them.
MR2-Sooner86
9/24/2010, 02:17 PM
Chubby girls always give the best head because they're always hungry.
Anyway, get with the one with the chubby body but the pretty face then talk her into a threesome with the other chick.
Go for the richer one. Have lots of money, make kids then pork the babysitter!
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