My Girlfriend

[oudavid1]

is amazing. Got me this.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2vcc10k.jpg

Not wearing it until October 2nd though.

[AzianSooner]

did she also get you a thong?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

why yes she is amazing

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8430/facepalmimplied.jpg

[jumperstop]

I was hoping for nuddies...

[olevetonahill]

After I got thru with her she was feeling guilty . So i told her to get ya a nice shirt;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I swear...I don't think he's real

[soonerborn30]

Yep. I think we need pics to judge whether or not we'd "gush all over her" if she came to a tailgate.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This thread is going to go somewhere bad...

[olevetonahill]

This thread is going to go somewhere bad...

Naw, Im not gonna show pics. I wouldnt do that to him .:hot:

[olevetonahill]

I swear...I don't think he's real

If hes agonna keep leaving the door open . Well ya know;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Naw, Im not gonna show pics. I wouldnt do that to him .:hot:

or the rest of us hopefully

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If hes agonna keep leaving the door open . Well ya know;)

I know...just thought by now he'd know better..

[olevetonahill]

or the rest of us hopefully

Just cause YOU'VE seen me neked, Dont be trying to cheat the rest.;)

[olevetonahill]

I know...just thought by now he'd know better..

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_cant_fix_stupid_not_even_with_duct_tape_magnet-p147236117458353097qjy4_400.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Just cause YOU'VE seen me neked, Dont be trying to cheat the rest.;)

lapdances...

[BoomerJ]

Saw the shirt at the Fair tonight. I think I saw her too.

[olevetonahill]

Saw the shirt at the Fair tonight. I think I saw her too.

She were walking funny werent she.:cool:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that poor boy

[Soonerus]

Boom,boom,boom, shack a lacka....

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Vet threatening to mess around with somebody has sparked Rus's attention

[Collier11]

or his jealous rage :eek:

[yankee]

my brother bought that shirt last weekend at the air force game (no lie).

it was 10 bucks.

your girlfriend is a keeper.

[Collier11]

Ah hell, Davey Boy is 18, he doesnt know what a good GF is yet

[Leroy Lizard]

... and all I got was this t-shirt.

[Breadburner]

I would like to see it under a black light.....Is that the front or back..?????

[Soonerwake]

Can't we all just get along???? ;)

[SoonerPr8r]

I have a pic of his gf but I promised her I wouldn't show it

[Crimsontothecore]

Yep. I think we need pics to judge whether or not we'd "gush all over her" if she came to a tailgate.
You guys do that in public?? AT A TAILGATE???

[soonerborn30]

Hey, his words, not mine. :D


And the answer to your question is yes. :pop:

[setem]

David,

I don't think you need to worry about anyone at the TG "gushing all over your girlfriend". First there are women and children at the TG so unless your girlfriend is just so hot that she makes everyone in site cream their jeans, you have nothing to worry about. If that is indeed the case, how does she leave the house? I mean you plan on bringing her to a stadium with 85,000+ people in it? The 2 football teams alone would go Heartland Flyer on her *** if she is as hot as you say she is. Her hotness is her curse I guess!

Maybe she is not that hot? If she is just a mild mannered female then no one will gush all over her! We do a pretty good job of keeping the gushing to a minimum.

Now cmon buddy let us take a gander of the axe wound you are so proud of!

[btk108]

anyone else notice David's not answering? He's got ya'll right where he wants you. He's not as naive as he puts on, huh? :D

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/i-see-what-you-did-there/1/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[PhiDeltBeers]

I've been away awhile. Is David the new JLEW?

[yankee]

I've been away awhile. Is David the new JLEW?

i see the similarities...an extremely noobish jlew is probably more accurate.

[btk108]

I've been away awhile. Is David the new JLEW?

There will never be another JLEW...but David's carving his own little niche.

[Collier11]

David,

I don't think you need to worry about anyone at the TG "gushing all over your girlfriend". First there are women and children at the TG so unless your girlfriend is just so hot that she makes everyone in site cream their jeans, you have nothing to worry about. If that is indeed the case, how does she leave the house? I mean you plan on bringing her to a stadium with 85,000+ people in it? The 2 football teams alone would go Heartland Flyer on her *** if she is as hot as you say she is. Her hotness is her curse I guess!

Maybe she is not that hot? If she is just a mild mannered female then no one will gush all over her! We do a pretty good job of keeping the gushing to a minimum.

Now cmon buddy let us take a gander of the axe wound you are so proud of!

Ill give David props, his GF is pretty good looking. The problem is that she is 17 or 18, not that it would stop you Setem :D

[tommieharris91]

Ill give David props, his GF is pretty good looking. The problem is that she is 12 or 13, not that it would stop you Setem :D

I'm not shocked.

[Collier11]

well David is 18 as well, or was it the part about Setem that didnt shock you :D

[PhiDeltBeers]

To be 18 again....

Nope couldn't do it.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I didn't know a thing when I was 18. I still don't know much, but the difference is that now I'm willing to admit it.

[yankee]

i'm 20 and i don't know ****.

[OUthunder]

This thread is useless without nice bewb pics.

[Collier11]

or even average bewb pics

[Peach Fuzz]

well at least he can still tap the youngins....

21 is badass tho... just a little more legal/illegal :D

[gaylordfan1]

http://www.culsans.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/9_funny_cow_utters.gif

Thank me later guys!

[oudavid1]

Ill give David props, his GF is pretty good looking. The problem is that she is 17 or 18, not that it would stop you Setem :D

Nope but i sure would. ;)

And i dont bring her to tailgates cause i dont really like tailgates.

She can handle herself though.

[olevetonahill]

Aw another open door , Should I go there ?:D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

might as well

[olevetonahill]

Nope but i sure would. ;)

And i dont bring her to tailgates cause i dont really like tailgates.

She can handle herself though.

Ya got that right. Man that girl can make some moves,

QUOTE=stoops the eternal pimp;2961823]might as well[/QUOTE]

you said to and I even went lite ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

:D

[olevetonahill]

:D

Ya reckon the kid will ever learn ?
Dayum I dont know how many ive let slide ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Yeah he will...seems like a good kid...if he is real

[olevetonahill]

Yeah he will...seems like a good kid...if he is real

Ima start knocken em out the park. Be the fastest way fer him to learn ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://www.wokay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Mickey-Mantle.jpg

[btk108]

heh...this otter be good

[oudavid1]

Yeah he will...seems like a good kid...if he is real

:D

[Collier11]

Maybe David is STEPs troll? :D

[olevetonahill]

Yeah he will...seems like a good kid...if he is real

Just remember CK :eek:

[olevetonahill]

Maybe David is STEPs Illegitimate son ? :D

FIFY :D

[OU Engineer]

This shirt is not as good as one I had a few years back. It read:

FRONT:

TEXAS SUCKS

BACK:

OSU SWALLOWS

[StoopTroup]

My Wife got me a massage for my birthday once...she helped me release my inner chakra.

http://www.adsfarm.co.uk/adpics/4c23355595455f12f9a9bfcad.jpg