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MR2-Sooner86
9/23/2010, 12:47 PM
Don't lie, you'd hit it :D

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Leroy Lizard
9/23/2010, 05:08 PM
Define "hit."

Crucifax Autumn
9/23/2010, 05:25 PM
Admit it Leroy...that's your wife!

Leroy Lizard
9/23/2010, 06:29 PM
I can't think of a smart-assed response.

StoopTroup
9/23/2010, 07:09 PM
Yet you responded none the less. Talk about a bug drawn to a bug light.

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Blue
9/23/2010, 07:13 PM
That is one fine peece O' Ace. I know from experience...duude.

swardboy
9/23/2010, 07:50 PM
Ma !!!

Leroy Lizard
9/23/2010, 11:54 PM
Yet you responded none the less. Talk about a bug drawn to a bug light

Yeah, kinda' like how you are with my posts.

StoopTroup, I posted three responses in the football forum.

Well, what are you waiting for?!?! Get in there and do some respondin'!!!!

Crucifax Autumn
9/24/2010, 12:09 AM
She kinda reminds me of the trailer park version of the animated version of Pink's mom in the trial section of the Wall.

StoopTroup
9/24/2010, 06:48 AM
Yeah, kinda' like how you are with my posts.

StoopTroup, I posted three responses in the football forum.

Well, what are you waiting for?!?! Get in there and do some respondin'!!!!

Listen leroid. If you don't want folks or me responding to your posts....just quit posting. It's that easy honey.

StoopTroup
9/24/2010, 06:51 AM
Don't lie, you'd hit it :D

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Is that video of leroid gone? She...oops...I mean he really has quite a voice.

Veritas
9/24/2010, 08:36 AM
...like she only had on tooth left to lose.

oumartin
9/24/2010, 09:27 AM
the neck meat jiggle is what hooked me. Plus she really seemed to dress up for the occassion

Soonerntxs
9/24/2010, 09:42 AM
I think I just tasted puke from something I haven't eaten yet!

You can almost see the stank breeth oozing out from that hole it knaws flesh with!

All I have is ONE Question: "WOULD YA?":eek:

MR2-Sooner86
9/24/2010, 09:58 AM
What gets me is with the upper lip hair it can be a woman or a man. I mean really it could go both ways.

OUthunder
9/24/2010, 10:34 AM
I'd hit it if I was loaded and she...

Went to jenny craig and lost 250 pounds.
Had about 5k of mouth work
Had a face lift
worked out for a year
went to a salon and had complete makeover
had my MD test for disease and cleanliness

then MAYBE I'd hit that ****.

PDXsooner
9/24/2010, 10:37 AM
For some reason that really disturbed me.

yankee
9/24/2010, 11:31 AM
once i saw the richard petty picture in the background, it was true love.

Flagstaffsooner
9/24/2010, 12:19 PM
Playboy's "Girls of Wister".

MR2-Sooner86
9/24/2010, 02:20 PM
I'd hit it if I was loaded and she...

Went to jenny craig and lost 350 pounds.
Had about 15k of mouth work
Had multiple face lifts
worked out for five hours daily for a year
went to a salon daily and had several complete makeovers
had many MD test for disease and cleanliness

then I'd hit that **** so hard she'd need a wheelchair to get around.

:eek:

stoopified
9/26/2010, 04:13 PM
Define "hit."With a shovel

salth2o
9/26/2010, 05:46 PM
Observations:

From the looks of her upper lip, she is obviously a Landry Jones fan.
She is hot...the sweat on her brow gave that away.
The air guitar was f*ing allsome.
King Richard's poster on the wall is as good as a Velvet Elvis.
Is that drool coming from the right side of her mouth?
Teeth???...she don't need no stinking teeth.
The close ups were a definite bonus
That last verse is hard to learn.

This is not her first go-round...

I particularly like the trans-camaro and trailer home in the background.

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achiro
9/27/2010, 11:07 AM
From the comments:

Don't listen to what everyone else is saying. You're a beautiful and talented man.

achiro
9/27/2010, 11:12 AM
Oh and I love the internet! :D

Soonerwake
9/27/2010, 09:10 PM
That is the most pitiful, horrid thing these eyes have ever seen. Nightmares and valium are sure to follow. :( :( :(

MR2-Sooner86
9/27/2010, 09:26 PM
There is some comedy gold in those comments.


Watergate does not bother me but your lack of ****ing teeth does. Go sell the computer and buy some dentures. Oh, and please don't EVER get that close to the camera ever again! You scared my dog.

who is responsible for her? WHO! THE ****! IS RESPONSIBLE!? What two things had sex to create her? some bizarre and probably illegal combination....... Thank God though, because my life would not be complete without it....

Oh, oh, oh!!! PALEEEEEZE, girl (gender is questionable)... DO NOT do this again with any other song!

I'm tired of people doing this on youtube. This man puts himself out there on the internet and you all do nothing but belittle him. Sure he is a little overweight, but by god I'm sure his balls are bigger than most of yours.

Some pointers: Don't do this to yourself, get a haircut, lose an immense amount of weight, get your teeth fixed, get a new wardrobe, new interior and for **** sake get some singing lessons. You know what, **** it, just call Oprah.

SteelCitySooner
9/28/2010, 01:34 AM
But she did that for one guy. This guy probably met her on some Internet chat board and was like, yeah, this little 22 year old chick gots the hots for me! He kept the chat up for a few months, did some cyber sex'n and all. Probably felll in love with the girl. Surely she sent some pics of her...prolly when she was like 16 or something and she was a skinny liitle hottie.. So he begged and he begged, please post me a video of you....

Finally she did. It was this one. And he saw it. And he was like, ****..

But he had to keep up the game cuz he got so much invested now he just can't drop off immediately.. So he askes her for anther one. And she delivers. Oh does she deliver..

Crucifax Autumn
9/28/2010, 01:41 AM
But she did that for one guy. This guy probably met her on some Internet chat board and was like, yeah, this little 22 year old chick gots the hots for me! He kept the chat up for a few months, did some cyber sex'n and all. Probably felll in love with the girl. Surely she sent some pics of her...prolly when she was like 16 or something and she was a skinny liitle hottie.. So he begged and he begged, please post me a video of you....

Finally she did. It was this one. And he saw it. And he was like, ****..

But he had to keep up the game cuz he got so much invested now he just can't drop off immediately.. So he askes her for anther one. And she delivers. Oh does she deliver..

So did you bang her after that or not?

SteelCitySooner
9/28/2010, 01:46 AM
So did you bang her after that or not?

Oh hellz yeah but she never counted in my 9 in 9.. :D

Crucifax Autumn
9/28/2010, 01:50 AM
More like 6 in 450.

SteelCitySooner
9/28/2010, 01:52 AM
Hey, the 90's never counted. I ain't saying I never done a fat chick. I done once. many times..

Crucifax Autumn
9/28/2010, 01:53 AM
It's the only way I get laid.

SteelCitySooner
9/28/2010, 01:56 AM
ain't no thing bro. They need lovin' too.. ;)

Crucifax Autumn
9/28/2010, 01:58 AM
Better cooks too.

WA. Sooner
9/28/2010, 11:15 AM
Were is the 720p version?