View Full Version : Butch Jones
olevetonahill
9/20/2010, 01:18 AM
Has two semi loads of Depends ready for the game Sat. One for Him and one for the team when they see the SOONERS run on the field
sooner59
9/20/2010, 01:23 AM
...is thinking about next year already.
tommieharris91
9/20/2010, 01:25 AM
...is looking for ways to replace the Sooners with a high school team.
WA. Sooner
9/20/2010, 01:38 AM
wants to hear the game broadcast on WKRP
Octavian
9/20/2010, 01:41 AM
loves himself some Brian Kelley leftovers
Leroy Lizard
9/20/2010, 02:36 AM
Stands the entire game so that the players behind him can't see what's happening to their teammates.
btk108
9/20/2010, 03:33 AM
wants to know what the AD was thinking when he scheduled the SOONERS!
AlbqSooner
9/20/2010, 06:21 AM
Now understands why Kelly left last spring.
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 08:31 AM
...likes to sleep with his hands in a bowl of warm water.
CrimsonRez
9/20/2010, 08:36 AM
Thinks we should fire Venables!!!!!
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 08:37 AM
...checks his players for hernias twice a week
soonerborn30
9/20/2010, 09:09 AM
...is claiming to be related to Landry this week.
CrimsonCommando
9/20/2010, 09:15 AM
thinks it's a trap because he saw some curious stats about us playing on the road...
...gets menswear advice from Herb Tarlek
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 09:19 AM
...cries himself to enlightenment
...as God is his witness he thought turkeys could fly
fadada1
9/20/2010, 09:26 AM
... thinks WKRP in Cincinatti was stupid show.
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 09:31 AM
...still wears his bosworth jersey to home games
CincySooner
9/20/2010, 10:15 AM
...is wondering if any of the Bengals wouldn't mind suiting up a day early this week.
goingoneight
9/20/2010, 10:20 AM
... asks the appliance people at Lowes about Dutch Ovens.
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 10:20 AM
...practises his "We're gonna shock the world" speech 2 times, twice daily.
TahoeSOONER
9/20/2010, 10:22 AM
...better revamp his entire offensive line if he doesn't want Beal and Alexander to set up camp in the backfield.
(I expect atleast seven sacks on Saturday, Fresno had nine!)
creates his own "special" version of Butch Wax!
http://www.neodygrads.com/images/historic/memories/butchwax.jpg
WA. Sooner
9/20/2010, 10:37 AM
is NOT a two time winner of the buckeye news award
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2010, 11:06 AM
...created his own version of green tea from cowpies and grass.
badger
9/20/2010, 11:40 AM
... looks A LOT like Brian Kelly.
http://media.al.com/press-register-sports/photo/butch-jones-cmu-to-ucjpg-e6189fa43339b3df_large.jpg
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/1230/ncf_u_kelly_200.jpg
... coaching-wise, though... :P
goingoneight
9/20/2010, 11:55 AM
... asks opposing coaches to pull his finger after the game.
budbarrybob
9/20/2010, 12:03 PM
asked Jim Traber for advice
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 12:05 PM
...has his wife call him Big Game Butch
...doesn't think Bailey Quarters was hawt!
...was the reason Les Nessman didn't have any walls
...ratted Johnny Fever out to the phone cops.
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2010, 01:36 PM
...calls his wife "the big ragoo".
badger
9/20/2010, 01:44 PM
...expected this team:
http://images.cbssports.com/u/photos/football/college/img12619684.jpg
...but got this team:
http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/32/3268/UO75F00Z.jpg
Boomer!!
9/20/2010, 01:53 PM
...Was the one who actually harassed Ines Sainz
goingoneight
9/20/2010, 04:05 PM
... gets mistaken for a lesbian whenever some calls his name in public.
OUthunder
9/20/2010, 04:47 PM
Who is Butch ****ing Jones? I thought the Notre Dame guy was coaching them still from South Bend?
bent rider
9/20/2010, 04:50 PM
Took driving lessons from Bob Huggins.
cjames317
9/20/2010, 05:02 PM
... always gets to be the husband when he wants to play house.
cjames317
9/20/2010, 05:04 PM
... always gets to be the husband when he wants to play house.
... except when Bob Stoops comes to town.
bent rider
9/20/2010, 05:18 PM
...won every bet he ever made with Pete Rose.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/20/2010, 05:22 PM
puts on aloe infused socks before bed
meoveryouxinfinity
9/20/2010, 05:24 PM
says home of the bearcats
bent rider
9/20/2010, 05:29 PM
...singed-on with Cincinnati because he thought that "bear cats" referred to hip nekked dudes.
goingoneight
9/20/2010, 05:40 PM
... thinks burning the Quran was an awesome ide-urrr.
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 06:39 PM
...walks around the locker room barefoot, althetes foot makes him feel athletic
bent rider
9/20/2010, 07:14 PM
...does the Ickey Shuffle in the shower every morning.
stoopified
9/20/2010, 07:39 PM
Is really sorry he took this job.
Peach Fuzz
9/20/2010, 08:56 PM
...shaves his pubes in the public shower :eek:
Crucifax Autumn
9/20/2010, 09:32 PM
...makes a pie from the shavings.
SCSooner71
9/20/2010, 10:34 PM
....wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
goingoneight
9/20/2010, 10:37 PM
... named his kids Cialis and Viagra.
badger
9/21/2010, 11:28 AM
... is very upset that you all nearly let him drop to page two. Again.
cjames317
9/21/2010, 11:35 AM
... is really glad the Bearcats aren't playing Air Force this week.
bent rider
9/21/2010, 04:32 PM
..prefers a 3-way Cincinnati chili
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili
finster
9/21/2010, 05:44 PM
Plans to intimidate the refs by wearing these on tne side line
http://i51.tinypic.com/kew8qf.jpg
goingoneight
9/21/2010, 05:57 PM
... watches Glee.
badger
9/21/2010, 05:59 PM
... extends the EEEE sound on all words that have the EEE sound
CaliBornSoonerBred
9/21/2010, 06:00 PM
.....is thinking about calling in "sick" to work on Saturday
bent rider
9/21/2010, 06:30 PM
...lives in a van down by the OOO-HIGH-OOOOh
nBoSTP
9/21/2010, 09:31 PM
Thinks Cincy native Charles Manson is the right guy to work on his team's execution.
DenverSooner751
9/21/2010, 09:50 PM
....doesn't wash his hands after dropping a deuce in the turlet.
birddog
9/21/2010, 09:54 PM
went to a massage parlor and asked for Denise.
BoomerJ
9/21/2010, 10:47 PM
went to a massage parlor and asked for Denise.
Went to a message parlor and asked for Dennis.
BoomerJ
9/21/2010, 10:51 PM
...will be impersonating Loni Anderson during his pre-game speech.
DenverSooner751
9/21/2010, 10:52 PM
....tea bags Lou Holtz
TahoeSOONER
9/21/2010, 10:56 PM
...wonders why his mamma didn't name him Lezbo Jones.
cjames317
9/22/2010, 12:10 PM
... cherishes his dad's gold watch.
badger
9/22/2010, 12:23 PM
... is overlooking this Saturday's game in favor of next week's OU-Texas game
stoops the eternal pimp
9/22/2010, 12:24 PM
is named after his lesbian aunt
StoopTroup
9/22/2010, 12:36 PM
...used to smoke Virginia Slims with his Mama.....
http://fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/image/grace-jones2.jpg
Thinks his team is playing the Hoosiers
goingoneight
9/22/2010, 03:09 PM
... shat himself when he heard Bob Stoops's press conference about playing him and Okie STATE not playing him.
bent rider
9/22/2010, 03:45 PM
...just learning now that Brian Kelly has a good sense of when to get outta town.
The Ghost of Mex
9/22/2010, 04:19 PM
...has what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. Used to grab bearcat claws as a kid, two at a time, and he'd get them lodged right in this region here.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yY4BXlYMYeA/S6pv1U5tC5I/AAAAAAAACLo/Nc0WnZpe5pQ/s1600/butch-jones-1jpg-d8872852f6ffcf7c_large.jpg
The Ghost of Mex
9/22/2010, 04:21 PM
...will say the Bob Stoops during pregame, "Lions & Tigers & Bearcats...Oh my!"
badger
9/22/2010, 04:25 PM
... went on The Biggest Loser, but not to lose weight.
bent rider
9/22/2010, 05:09 PM
...eats a bearclaw and a bowl of Fruity Pebbles for breakfast.
DenverSooner751
9/22/2010, 05:15 PM
....is not only the president of the hair club for men....he is also a client.
badger
9/22/2010, 05:17 PM
... thinks that King Arthur's mother was a hamster
Soonerntxs
9/22/2010, 05:43 PM
has not seen his peppy in 4 years!:eek:
was known in high school as "Shart" - a name he gave himself.
StoopTroup
9/22/2010, 09:04 PM
...players call him Coach Bones.
ouwasp
9/22/2010, 09:10 PM
.....lets the bed bugs bite....and likes it!
DenverSooner751
9/22/2010, 09:59 PM
....sucks
dreams of becoming a football coach.
goingoneight
9/22/2010, 10:39 PM
... knows what a Lady Gaga is.
BoomerJ
9/22/2010, 11:30 PM
... went on The Biggest Loser, but not to lose weight.
Was there to go hoggin'
olevetonahill
9/22/2010, 11:32 PM
Thinks Limptard is an intelligent poster.
Hot Rod
9/23/2010, 07:26 AM
...wonders what Nathan Arizona is doing right now.
bent rider
9/23/2010, 09:37 AM
...still thinks the "L" in Big Least is silent.
CrimsonCommando
9/23/2010, 10:09 AM
wears Notre Dame pajamas with the feet in them. And the a$$ out of them.
badger
9/23/2010, 10:34 AM
... wonders if being in ESPN's Bottom 10 by the end of the season will count as being "ranked."
stoops the eternal pimp
9/23/2010, 10:36 AM
asks his friends to refer to him as "BJ"
badger
9/23/2010, 10:48 AM
... wanted to use the Bengal's "Who Dey" as a team motivator, but because his Cincy team is attached to a university, he changed it to "Who are they"
DenverSooner751
9/23/2010, 11:37 AM
.....has been practicing the fetal position all week for when Bob tells him to "assume the position"
Howzit
9/23/2010, 12:10 PM
...gets a wad in his panties.
badger
9/23/2010, 12:16 PM
... after Mike Leach, Mark Mangino and Jim Leavitt, thinks the only way a head coach gets fired in college football is to be mean to players, so rather than being mean to win, he's perfectly fine with being employed as the Queen of Nice while his team loses repeatedly
Howzit
9/23/2010, 02:00 PM
...suddenly wants to become a member of Pastor Long's congregation.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/23/2010, 02:07 PM
thinks there is more than one Josey Wales movie
SoonerPr8r
9/23/2010, 02:16 PM
...wishes he was Casey Jones
http://morejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Casey_Jones.jpg
deweydw
9/23/2010, 07:47 PM
... is butch....
deweydw
9/23/2010, 07:50 PM
... likes to run out to mid field and yell "booger!!!"
bent rider
9/23/2010, 07:57 PM
...and Mrs. Jones got a thing goin' oooonn.
... yells "Boom-shaka-laka!" every time he pinches a loaf.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 08:37 AM
only recently began to use toilet paper
Howzit
9/24/2010, 08:42 AM
...uses the phrase "bum rap" at every chance...just hoping...
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 08:44 AM
is still looking for WKRP on his radio
Howzit
9/24/2010, 09:00 AM
...actually likes skyline chili.
bent rider
9/24/2010, 09:49 AM
...watched Pitt vs Miami to get some ideas on how a Big Least power offense is run.
Soonerntxs
9/24/2010, 09:57 AM
Voted OBAMA!:eek:
Howzit
9/24/2010, 10:11 AM
...freaks out over double rainbows.
DenverSooner751
9/24/2010, 10:30 AM
.....wears a fanny pack to the mall.
badger
9/24/2010, 10:45 AM
... sings his team "pants on the ground" after every loss.
Hot Rod
9/24/2010, 12:05 PM
...wears knee high striped socks under his trousers.
badger
9/24/2010, 12:09 PM
... will issue his team black jerseys for this game to fire up the fans and players for a BLACKOUT!
:P
TahoeSOONER
9/24/2010, 12:20 PM
...got a t-shirt from David's girlfriend.
cjames317
9/24/2010, 12:28 PM
... invented the Cincinnati air freshener.
saucysoonergal
9/24/2010, 01:03 PM
Not to be outdone, invented the Cincinnati Steamer.
goingoneight
9/24/2010, 01:17 PM
... wonders what a Bearcat and a Manbearpig's babies would look like.
Howzit
9/24/2010, 01:19 PM
...sticks dollar bills in his thong to promote more tips.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 01:21 PM
doesnt want anybody else, when he thinks of brian kelly, he touches himself
olevetonahill
9/24/2010, 01:22 PM
Thinks a transvestite is guilty of Male fraud
stoops the eternal pimp
9/24/2010, 01:30 PM
thoroughly enjoys constipation
bent rider
9/24/2010, 02:32 PM
... has arranged for a pregame flyover of prairie schooners to honor the visiting Sooners.
badger
9/24/2010, 03:14 PM
... thinks that just attending the games merits a few more wins than teams are letting him have!
KantoSooner
9/24/2010, 05:02 PM
Woke up this morning and realized that harsh reality was about to impinge on his private world.
Landthief 1972
9/24/2010, 05:06 PM
...is still pissed that he thought they meant the University of Ohio when they said, "You're playing OU next year!"
CaliBornSoonerBred
9/24/2010, 05:12 PM
......just wants to win the coveted, Shiva Bowl
SoonerSon
9/24/2010, 09:16 PM
....caught his Venus in his Flytrap.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/venus1.jpg
Boomer!!
9/24/2010, 11:58 PM
...Is not exactly sure what a bearcat is and often loses sleep wondering if it meows or roars
btk108
9/25/2010, 12:04 AM
thought they said Sin City...not Cincinnati.....and is requesting a do-over.
badger
9/25/2010, 01:52 PM
... has direct-deposit of his coaching checks to his wife's shopping account
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