PREDICTION: What will the Democrats have as their OCTOBER SURPRISE?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yes, it's another election year, and it wouldn't be normal without a Whopping October Surprise. Will it be Republican Scandals, or some sort of phony Great Economic News? I don't really have a guess, yet.

[Viking Kitten]

Glenn Beck had plastic surgery on his vagina?

[Mjcpr]

Glenn Beck had plastic surgery on his vagina?

That Rehymenplasty that was all the rage recently?

[JohnnyMack]

buttsecks?

[JohnnyMack]

Glenn Beck had plastic surgery on his vagina?

He vajazzles.

[Viking Kitten]

Who doesn't, am I right kids?

[PDXsooner]

It will probably be a legit scandal, like some Republican Senator having sex with an underage boy. I just read that 40% of Republicans are pedophiles 100% of the time.

[Chuck Bao]

How about sudden revelation that elected Republicans and Democrats are all corrupt and as creepy as hell?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You GO! Excellent prognostications, so far!

It's evident how proud you libs are about previous Oct. Surprises! as well you should be!

[Howzit]

Boehner's birth certificate doesn't contain the 'eh?'

[Viking Kitten]

Speaking of vajazzling, I'd like to thank Saucy for making my spek box sparkle.

[Howzit]

Who doesn't, am I right kids?
I vajazzle at every opportunity.


what is vajazzle?

[Howzit]

Ah, after clarification, I do indeed vajazzle at every opportunity.

[yermom]

Speaking of vajazzling, I'd like to thank Saucy for making my spek box sparkle.

that's hawt

[soonerscuba]

I'm going to be pissed if it's a toothbrush or candy corn.

[JohnnyMack]

Off to take a cold shower now.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Aliens.

[Breadburner]

"If there's frost on the Pumpkins it's time for Peter dunkin" Will be the new motto for the Dem's with Titlosi being the pin-up......

[soonerscuba]

Aliens.Game over, man. Game over!

[JohnnyMack]

Game over, man. Game over!

You ever been mistaken for a man?

No. Have you?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

An October Surprise for me would be actually getting sex. If the Democrats can accomplish that, I'll vote for them.

[prrriiide]

John Boehner in a brothel with a boner.

[SteelCitySooner]

An October Surprise for me would be actually getting sex. If the Democrats can accomplish that, I'll vote for them.

you must be married

[Boarder]

October 30

http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/

http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/sitewide/images/rally/jon_image.jpg

[GKeeper316]

Speaking of vajazzling, I'd like to thank Saucy for making my spek box sparkle.

i have a raging semi

[Ike]

October 30

http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/

http://www.rallytorestoresanity.com/sitewide/images/rally/jon_image.jpg

http://www.keepfearalive.com/

http://www.keepfearalive.com/sitewide/images/rally/stephen_image.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Those look more fun than most of the other recent rallies. Probably more factual content too.

[Scott D]

I think it'll come out that Glenn Beck has been buying his italian pants from a phoenix arizona sweatshop.

[ouwasp]

hmmm.... could there actually be any fire to go along with the smoke that Hillary and Biden might switch jobs?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Regime sez: RECESSION IS OVER!...HOORAY!

Since it's not Oct., yet, that's prolly not the REAL Oct. surprise.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Maybe they'll tell us about "The Event."

[Crucifax Autumn]

I hope my October Surprise is some kinda halloween cake.