The Grocery Store was out of Rye Bread....

[royalfan5]

What the hell kind of grocery store runs out of Rye Bread?

[Leroy Lizard]

I hate to tell you this, but 7-11 is not a grocery store.

[JohnnyMack]

In Russia, rye bread run out of you!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Shoulda just mugged an old lady

[SunnySooner]

Who cares about the dumb bread, what did you wear to the wedding?!?!?!? PICS!!!!

[afs]

a marble rye?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6287220/2/istockphoto_6287220-marble-rye.jpg

[royalfan5]

Who cares about the dumb bread, what did you wear to the wedding?!?!?!? PICS!!!!
White dress shirt, khaki pants, black boots. My Uncle did wear his overalls around before the actual wedding including lighting the candles, and was married while wearing his pliers.

[SunnySooner]

There was candle-lighting? See, toldja it was a Big Deal. Sounds like you were just about right, it is Nebbish, after all. ;) :P :D

[Leroy Lizard]

Who needs it. This here is the best ****ing bread on the planet.

http://www.youngerthanroscoe.com/files/images/wonderbread.jpg

[SanJoaquinSooner]

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[Chuck Bao]

White dress shirt, khaki pants, black boots. My Uncle did wear his overalls around before the actual wedding including lighting the candles, and was married while wearing his pliers.

Your uncle sounds like my brother who wore overalls to that national championship game in the Superdome. He had his pliers, which I guess he thought was just standard accessory wear in a pair of overalls, confiscated at the gate. In hindsight, I wish he would have gotten in with them and I could have used them to rip out the tongues of a few of the LSU fans.

It seems you did well in your clothing choice. I am still wondering how long khaki works in Nebraska in the fall and winter months. That's not judgmental because I wear khaki in Oklahoma in December and that's because I live in the tropics and I have an excuse.

The lack of rye bread may be a conspiracy. I think you should investigate it further.