Troy Calhoun

[olevetonahill]

Straps on a parachute, before he gets outta bed.

[BoomerJ]

Thinks pleasuring himself in the bathroom of airliner classifies him as a member of the mile-high club.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...eats his candybars with a knife and fork.

[sooner59]

...thinks Lewis, Lewis, and Wort is a law firm in Norman.

[CrimsonJim]

...isn't drinking the Twitter.

[goingoneight]

... is gonna bust out the wishbone Saturday because he just knows they've never seen that in Norman before.

[budbarrybob]

Did NOT participate in the GI Bill

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Riker was cooler without the beard.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks an evil monkey lives in his closet.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is president of the Billy Ray Cyrus fanclub.

[Peach Fuzz]

Watches pokemon everyday

[Crucifax Autumn]

Looks kinda like the enzyte dude:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Troy_Calhoun-July2008-MediaDay.jpg/220px-Troy_Calhoun-July2008-MediaDay.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ul8VgHojN7U/Sh2Cp86gjyI/AAAAAAAADNw/b1xeHib4HBw/s400/enzyte_ad_truthful.jpg

[stoopified]

Wishes his nephew wasn't playing for OU. :D

[ouwasp]

...thinks the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" refers to locker-room antics... :eek:

[Peach Fuzz]

Banked on kipers 2010 big board

[Peach Fuzz]

Writes songs for Just Bieber

[Crucifax Autumn]

...blew chunks.

[rainiersooner]

Wishes he had more seamen.

[Peach Fuzz]

Likes to play biscut...and lose

[olevetonahill]

Thinks is the Team mascot
http://www.lovefords.org/61ford/falcon/images/1961_ford_falcon_tudor_011.jpg

[tommieharris91]

...listens to Lady Gaga to get pumped for games.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Learned everything he knows about football by reading posts on Soonerfans.

[tomtom]

.....still thinks Alice Cooper is a woman.

[CincySooner]

... thinks the flex-bone is something you take little blue pills for.

[CrimsonJim]

...blew chunks.

And Chunks is my dog's name! :eek:












Not really. I keed, I keed! ;)

[SoonerPr8r]

....thinks David Ubben is the picture of manly studlyness

[Mad Dog Madsen]

thinks that... wait a second, WHO?!?

[TahoeSOONER]

...watches the volleyball scene in Top Gun over and over and over.....

[deweydw]

... does a fly over with his rc plane everynight before bedtime.

[SunnySooner]

wishes he coached the NAVAL academy!!!! Go Navy, Beat Army AND Air Force!!

[tfoolry]

Is a member of the Glee fan club.

[Boomer!!]

Thinks going commando qualifies him as a soldier.

[pilobolus]

...picks his nose and eats it when he thinks no one is looking.

[Peach Fuzz]

...cried while watching twilight

[TahoeSOONER]

...plays you sunk my battleship in his tighty whiteys.

[btk108]

is gonna "wing" it and not call Obama for advice on the game plan.

[TahoeSOONER]

...called former president Bush to get advice on declaring victory before actually playing the game.

[Peach Fuzz]

...tells his wife cialis is for Re-deployment baby

[TahoeSOONER]

...has his conditioner bottle dive bomb his shampoo bottle while taking his daily tubby.

[oudivesherpa]

Heard the old Gene Autry song, "there's a Gold Mine in the Sky" and joined the Air Force.

[TahoeSOONER]

...makes his wife carry him out of work sobing like the movie An Officer and a Gentleman.

[CrimsonCommando]

Yells "home of the Falcons!!" at the end of the national anthem.

[CrimsonCommando]

Paints a little helmet of teams he's beaten on his office door...

[CrimsonCommando]

Would pronounce his name as Rory Cowwho due to a severe lisp up until a few years ago...

[OUthunder]

Plays Farmville during practice.

[CrimsonCommando]

Has warned his return men about pulling too many g's if they run into Ronnel Lewis...

[btk108]

Is fixin to find out what "The Danger Zone" is all about.

[TahoeSOONER]

...thought Colorado played Cal tough.

[Peach Fuzz]

...ranked boise #1

[Peach Fuzz]

...should have used preparation H

[goingoneight]

... took James Madison and the points.

[CrimsonRez]

Thinks that "Raptor" "NightHawk" "Falcon" and "Warthog" are nicknames for Demarco Murray, Landry Jones, Ryan Broyles, and Ronnell Lewis.

[deweydw]

... wishes he had scheduled VATech instead of OU.

[TahoeSOONER]

...runs his offense, up by twenty, with a minute to go in the game.

(not this week though)

[TahoeSOONER]

....asked Rainey what she smells like.

To soon?

[Peach Fuzz]

...subscribes to Jenni Carlson's blog

[Howzit]

...wants to change the Falcons' helmets to purple.

[deweydw]

... can't believe he fell to page 3.

[SoonerPr8r]

....wants to make Jenni Carlson a mother....of children

[cjames317]

... is a friend to the scrappy white RB.

[olevetonahill]

Sings SOONERS at the end of the N.A.;)

[sjt]

..yells "Release the Kraken" when he's in the bathroom.

[Howzit]

...hangs on RLIMC's every word.

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

....wishes he coached at the USNA so he could tell his wife he has plenty of seaman left to work with....

[Crucifax Autumn]

...takes 3 baths a day so he can watch fart bubbles

[stoopified]

Actually used to work as a volunteer at OU breaking down game film.I'm not kidding! Calhoun was stationed at Tinker following graduation from AFA and worked as avolunteer at OU. In addition he lived on SOONER Road. Read all this in an article at SI.com.

[Howzit]

...thinks the Tea Party involves eating crumpets.

[Soonerntxs]

Has naked pictures of Mack Brown!

[CrimsonCommando]

...laughs everytime someone says the word cockpit.

[stoopified]

...laughs everytime someone says the word cockpit.Doesn"t everybody?

[Peach Fuzz]

...uses the pick-up line "I'm like a dinosaur, I'll make your vagina sore"

[cjames317]

... thinks a "flyover" is when he double checks whether he zipped up after taking a leak.

[The Ghost of Mex]

...thinks "Top Gun" was about the Air Force.

[The Ghost of Mex]

...cried when "Chappy" got shot down in "Iron Eagle".

[The Ghost of Mex]

...coaches with a cassette tape walkman strapped to his thy and playes 80's ballads when they go on offense.

[The Ghost of Mex]

...roomed with Doug Masters at the Academy.

[TahoeSOONER]

...gave the movie Hot Shots two thumbs up.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Always tips his hookers.

[Peach Fuzz]

...still asks for the wings they give kids on airplane trips

[WA. Sooner]

Has a Top Gun plaque on his office door

[Crucifax Autumn]

...prays before a shrine to Chtulhu.

[deweydw]

... loved visiting the cockpit when he was a boy.

http://gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files.31/3146.airplane.jpg_2D00_610x610.jpg

[The Ghost of Mex]

...won't beat OU until he coaches at Starfleet Academy...no, not even then.

[The Ghost of Mex]

...stops paddling when he hears banjo music.

[DenverSooner751]

.....would hire Gary Barnet

[HolaKyle]

.. still buys his gas at BP.

[BoomerJ]

... loved visiting the cockpit when he was a boy.

http://gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files.31/3146.airplane.jpg_2D00_610x610.jpg

Got into coaching because he'd never seen a groan man naked.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

once got busy in a burger king bathroom

[deweydw]

... owns the complete set of Thunderbirds on blueray. And is an active member of the fan club.

http://img4.immage.de/0509ec.png

[TahoeSOONER]

...put wings on his pinto.

[btk108]

once got busy in a burger king bathroom

That was you....

[btk108]

steals his plays from little girls

http://www.usafa.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/090822-F-2661B-048.jpg

[btk108]

Practices proctology without the use of lube.

http://images.dailyme.com/assets/2009111900007747.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is an Air Force Tool.

[birddog]

drinks Moland Spring bottled water

[DenverSooner751]

...is not a very nice person.

LOL, thats all I got.