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Sooner02
9/11/2010, 06:53 PM
Florida State 34, Big Game Boob 7. Christian Ponder picks up where Utah State's Borel left off vs. Sooners secondary, hush of a rush.

http://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/24125975651

47-17

swardboy
9/11/2010, 06:58 PM
Wonder what ****head will say Monday morning on First Take?

rawlingsHOH
9/11/2010, 07:00 PM
he'll pretense everything with.... 'but it pains me to say that, because I'm such a big OU fan'.

he's a total a dooshbacle.

OUthunder
9/11/2010, 07:01 PM
That guy is a doosh tool.

Blue
9/11/2010, 07:02 PM
he'll pretense everything with.... 'but it pains me to say that, because I'm such a big OU fan'.

he's a total a dooshbacle.

Likin "Dooshbacle". Think I'll use that...

Flagstaffsooner
9/11/2010, 07:05 PM
http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/eating-crow.jpg

delhalew
9/11/2010, 07:07 PM
Our secondary owned.

stoopified
9/11/2010, 07:08 PM
he'll pretense everything with.... 'but it pains me to say that, because I'm such a big OU fan'.

he's a total a dooshbacle.That is what really pi$$es me off about him.He has to make a big deal out of being from Oklahoma and being a lifelong Sooner fan then he lowers the boom.The other thing he does is not just pick against OU but bash us (and Bob) in the process.This was Skipper at his best.The last time he had something like this blow up on him,he seemed to have amenisia on the next show.

soonerinabilene
9/11/2010, 07:12 PM
i think he should go visit his buddy jay mariotti in the county lockup and eat some grape jelly from thunderdicks buttcrack.

We-TownSooner
9/11/2010, 07:56 PM
I won an easy lunch from Derrick Brooks, all-time great Florida State alum & 1st&10 combatant, for my Sooners crushing his Noles.

well there is another one of his tweets a little while ago

Blue
9/11/2010, 08:04 PM
I won an easy lunch from Derrick Brooks, all-time great Florida State alum & 1st&10 combatant, for my Sooners crushing his Noles.

well there is another one of his tweets a little while ago

That guy really sucks. I mean really.

Blue
9/11/2010, 08:04 PM
"His Sooners". We don't claim you, Dickcheese!

tulsaoilerfan
9/11/2010, 08:31 PM
Bayless is a total tool and probably a closet homo cause he was sure obsessed with Aikman's orientation

yermom
9/11/2010, 08:35 PM
Denard Robinson is a special talent and much more accurate passer than we knew, but ND would've won if Christ had been able to play 1st half.

yeah, i'd think so...

tnraider1
9/11/2010, 08:38 PM
If If's and Buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

yermom
9/11/2010, 08:39 PM
i figured he was a fan, but didn't know he had eligibility left

John Kochtoston
9/11/2010, 10:42 PM
His Sooners? ****er went to Vanderbilt.

sooner518
9/11/2010, 10:45 PM
I won an easy lunch from Derrick Brooks, all-time great Florida State alum & 1st&10 combatant, for my Sooners crushing his Noles.

well there is another one of his tweets a little while ago

how does this tweet make any sense compared to his tweet from yesterday?! theyre completely contradictory. what a frekain moran

Crucifax Autumn
9/11/2010, 10:54 PM
**** that ****** bag. He likes OU about as much as I like the chinese mens synchronized swim team.

GrapevineSooner
9/12/2010, 08:42 AM
Troy Aikman should have kicked his a** when he had the chance.

XingTheRubicon
9/12/2010, 09:23 AM
You know, with remnants of pillow thread fibers in his teeth, Skip is reading this and smirking.

StoopTroup
9/12/2010, 09:38 AM
Skip had secs with Bevo at a RRSO once and he thought his abuse of the sad creature qualified him as a Sooner. Really he's just a closet whorn fan who likes animals that are medicated and can't fight back.

ouwapiti
9/12/2010, 09:41 AM
he went to high school at nw classen

Soonermagik
9/12/2010, 09:51 AM
What a chump. Now he looks like another d-bag OU hater.

Too many knee jerk reactors out there.

Breadburner
9/12/2010, 10:21 AM
He looks like a Vanderbilt queer.....

texaspokieokie
9/12/2010, 01:06 PM
His Sooners? ****er went to Vanderbilt.

i heard, long time ago, he had an academic schollie to vandy.
good enuff reason to go there.

(just going by memory)


his Grandmother owned some apartments in Okmulgee.

ashley
9/12/2010, 01:11 PM
How would it feel to be thought of as the biggest jerk in the world.

IronHorseSooner
9/12/2010, 01:47 PM
You know when you are a big d-bag when The Onion does an article about you, where they state that to make you happy, all competitions will be canceled.

Scott D
9/12/2010, 02:33 PM
How would it feel to be thought of as the biggest jerk in the world.

it's his actual Sooner fan of a brother that I feel bad for.

Leroy Lizard
9/12/2010, 02:43 PM
How would it feel to be thought of as the biggest jerk in the world.

I can tell him.

swardboy
9/12/2010, 02:52 PM
^^ Hahahahaha....Leroy's sense of humor is showing!

John Kochtoston
9/12/2010, 10:00 PM
i heard, long time ago, he had an academic schollie to vandy.
good enuff reason to go there.

(just going by memory)


his Grandmother owned some apartments in Okmulgee.

Any reason to strip that dickhead of his claimed Sooner status is all the reason I need.

Boomer38Sooner
9/12/2010, 10:49 PM
I love how his prediction was the score at halftime.... except with the numbers swapped!!!

soonerborn30
9/12/2010, 11:59 PM
He's a weasely-looking mother****er. I KNEW there was a reason I didn't like him.

stoopified
9/13/2010, 10:04 AM
Skip has had a grudge against OU for years.He used to write for the Dallas Morning News and had a long running feud with Barry that included suits and countersuits.I have been watching First and Ten waiting to hear what,IF anything Skip has to say about OU.So far,nada.

Mississippi Sooner
9/13/2010, 10:12 AM
Skip is a custom-made for ESPN creature. Just as some of y'all were discussing in the other thread about how ESPN creates controversy just for the sake of ratings, so Skip has made a career out of that very thing.

I honestly don't believe he is a "fan" of any team. I think he wouldn't hesitate for a second to throw his best friend under the bus if it would mean bigger headlines for him. He's not so much heartless as soulless. He says things for no greater reason than to get people riled into paying attention to him for another day. It's been working for him for years.

Mad Dog Madsen
9/13/2010, 10:13 AM
What?!? This guy is one of the best! :rolleyes:

http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/skip.jpg

texaspokieokie
9/13/2010, 10:48 AM
don't remember Bayless ever involved in law suit against Barry.

also, only one i heard about was times herald.

KantoSooner
9/13/2010, 11:00 AM
I don't mean to be judgemental, but, really, after finding out his name is 'Skip' did we need to go any further?

Wishboned
9/13/2010, 11:08 AM
his Grandmother owned some apartments in Okmulgee.

So he's descended from slumlords.

Makes sense now.

texaspokieokie
9/13/2010, 11:10 AM
So he's descended from slumlords.

Makes sense now.

actually, that's true.

swardboy
9/13/2010, 12:35 PM
Skip has had a grudge against OU for years.He used to weite for the Dallas Morning News and had a long running feud with Barry that included suits and countersuits.I have been watching First and Ten waiting to hear waht,IF anything Skip has to say about OU.So far,nada.


How 'bout now? Can you hear him now?

soonerboy_odanorth
9/13/2010, 12:39 PM
He looks like a Vanderbilt queer.....

Umm... I'm a Vanderbilt grad. He's a queer all on his own, thank you very much.

Statalyzer
9/13/2010, 12:50 PM
Bayless is probably the dumbest sports personality in the nation, and I say that without any hint of hyperbole. The man is a moron.

Okie35
9/13/2010, 12:52 PM
He claims he's an OU fan but doesn't know anything about OU.

stoopified
9/13/2010, 04:43 PM
don't remember Bayless ever involved in law suit against Barry.

also, only one i heard about was times herald.You must have slept through the mid 80's to not recall it.It was covered by the OKC and Dallas media both.Both Skip's suit against Barry and Barry's countersuit ended up being dismissed,I believe.I'm sure any one of the 50 or so lawyers on this board could proably cite case file.

BTW I never heard Skip make ANY comment about FSU-OU,then again what would he say? I am a biased prima donna,who lacks any insight into college football?

texaspokieokie
9/14/2010, 07:01 AM
nope i was awake.

lawsuit over what ???

i remember the DTH suing Barry, & getting $1 (x 3,punitive).

Crucifax Autumn
9/14/2010, 08:02 AM
I was just stoned back then, but I do remember something about it.

Mississippi Sooner
9/14/2010, 08:03 AM
I was just stoned back then, but I do remember something about it.

I highly resemble that remark.

Crucifax Autumn
9/14/2010, 08:13 AM
lol

texaspokieokie
9/14/2010, 11:00 AM
You must have slept through the mid 80's to not recall it.It was covered by the OKC and Dallas media both.Both Skip's suit against Barry and Barry's countersuit ended up being dismissed,I believe.I'm sure any one of the 50 or so lawyers on this board could proably cite case file.

BTW I never heard Skip make ANY comment about FSU-OU,then again what would he say? I am a biased prima donna,who lacks any insight into college football?

can't find anything about skip suing Barry or vice-versa.

OKC-SLC
9/14/2010, 11:20 AM
yeah, i'd think so...

I had him on my fantasy football team, but the dude never showed up on sundays.

texaspokieokie
9/15/2010, 08:49 AM
can't find anything about skip suing Barry or vice-versa.

i can find where a writer guy from the Dallas Times Herald sued Barry for stuff that happened in the late 80s.

wouldn't be surprised if Skip Bayless wrote about it. he was working in dallas @ that time.

Sooner02
10/18/2010, 02:31 PM
Here we go again:


I swear 1st BCS ranking is plot against my Sooners. Off a game vs. pathetic Iowa St., they leap over BoiseSt. and Oregon? We're NOT No. 1!

http://twitter.com/#!/RealSkipBayless/status/27762795921

SoonerPr8r
10/18/2010, 03:32 PM
Here we go again:


I swear 1st BCS ranking is plot against my Sooners. Off a game vs. pathetic Iowa St., they leap over BoiseSt. and Oregon? We're NOT No. 1!

http://twitter.com/#!/RealSkipBayless/status/27762795921

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/6566/182832-quadruple_facepalm_super.jpg

jumperstop
10/18/2010, 03:41 PM
"We're not #1"?? **** this guy and thinking he's an OU fan/supporter. I say we're good and well number one according to the poll...

badger
10/18/2010, 03:44 PM
"eat crow" is a phrase that should be reserved for the sad, bitter pokes who like to be ignored and disrespected in the media to the point that they can feel like their team has something to rise to or whatever.

Cornfed
10/18/2010, 03:49 PM
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE2DB163CF933A25757C0A9649582 60&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all

Here is an article about the reporter suing.

Rickety_Syd
10/18/2010, 03:49 PM
"eat crow" is a phrase that should be reserved for the sad, bitter pokes who like to be ignored and disrespected in the media to the point that they can feel like their team has something to rise to or whatever.


This +1000

Pokey fans are pissed because they're 6-0 and it's not splashed on the front page of the New York Times.

Cornfed
10/18/2010, 03:51 PM
But it is plastered on the local COOP cork board.

Mississippi Sooner
10/18/2010, 03:56 PM
Skip should stick to what he knows best.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/12/494x_Skip.JPG

jumperstop
10/18/2010, 04:01 PM
Skip should stick to what he knows best.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/12/494x_Skip.JPG

So nothing?

badger
10/18/2010, 04:02 PM
Skip should stick to what he knows best.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/12/494x_Skip.JPG

Quinn is NOT cute... like an older Justin Bieber with his silly haircut.

Wisconsin teen girls, myself included, were never attracted to Brett Favre. We were more into Robert Brooks and Mark Chumura (before his trial ruining his positive reputation)

Tony Romo might be a little bit cute, but he goes through girlfriends too fast to really consider him THAT cute.

Um... Kurt Warner?! No, not that attractive. Nice guy, though.

Never though Donovan was very good looking. Philly apparently didn't either since they booed him so much.

Badger's Best Looking Quarterbacks:

1- Aaron Rodgers
2- Matt Ryan
3- Drew Brees (when he wears a hat to hide his baldness)
4- Tom Brady
5- SAM BRADFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hot:

SoonerCLF
10/18/2010, 04:08 PM
Skip needs to DIAF. Please.

jumperstop
10/18/2010, 04:09 PM
Quinn is NOT cute... like an older Justin Bieber with his silly haircut.

Wisconsin teen girls, myself included, were never attracted to Brett Favre. We were more into Robert Brooks and Mark Chumura (before his trial ruining his positive reputation)

Tony Romo might be a little bit cute, but he goes through girlfriends too fast to really consider him THAT cute.

Um... Kurt Warner?! No, not that attractive. Nice guy, though.

Never though Donovan was very good looking. Philly apparently didn't either since they booed him so much.

Badger's Best Looking Quarterbacks:

1- Aaron Rodgers
2- Matt Ryan
3- Drew Brees (when he wears a hat to hide his baldness)
4- Tom Brady
5- SAM BRADFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hot:

I really hope that's not what he meant by "Best looking QB's".

Mad Dog Madsen
10/18/2010, 04:12 PM
Skip should stick to what he knows best.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2008/12/494x_Skip.JPG

Hmmm... Coulda swore I had already posted that on page 2.

Mississippi Sooner
10/18/2010, 04:12 PM
I really hope that's not what he meant by "Best looking QB's".

Hey, this IS Skip Bayless we're talking about.

Mississippi Sooner
10/18/2010, 04:12 PM
Hmmm... Coulda swore I had already posted that on page 2.

Durrr!!!

I didn't go back and look, and it's been a while since this thread was started. :O

oudavid1
10/18/2010, 05:49 PM
for Christ sakes his first name is SKIP

Scott D
10/18/2010, 05:51 PM
I'm still waiting for the first intelligent statement to come out of his mouth.

ThinMan
10/18/2010, 05:54 PM
He needs to eat it, but I've never heard it called "crow" before.

Rickety_Syd
10/18/2010, 06:00 PM
I'm still waiting for the first intelligent statement to come out of his mouth.

Skip Bayless is a smart, smart man.
He figured out that if he takes the opposite side of any argument or says the most outrageous things, it gets people talking about Skip Bayless, which is the most important thing. That means people start saying, "Did you hear what Skip Bayless said?" or people start threads about it on message boards. That means more people watch him on TV to see what crazy thing he'll say next. That means he's generating TV ratings, which means he stays employed by the largest sports network in the country, which means he continues to make a lot of money.

I bet he really doesn't believe half the stuff he says, he's just figured out that he can make a very good living by being a talking head with crazy opinions.

He's the Glenn Beck of sports.

texaspokieokie
10/18/2010, 06:01 PM
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CE2DB163CF933A25757C0A9649582 60&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all

Here is an article about the reporter suing.

had nothing to do with skip bayless.

Scott D
10/18/2010, 06:02 PM
I understand that Syd....but doesn't mean that he's actually said anything intelligent. :D

SoonerNation20
10/18/2010, 06:28 PM
Skip Bayless is a smart, smart man.
He figured out that if he takes the opposite side of any argument or says the most outrageous things, it gets people talking about Skip Bayless, which is the most important thing. That means people start saying, "Did you hear what Skip Bayless said?" or people start threads about it on message boards. That means more people watch him on TV to see what crazy thing he'll say next. That means he's generating TV ratings, which means he stays employed by the largest sports network in the country, which means he continues to make a lot of money.

I bet he really doesn't believe half the stuff he says, he's just figured out that he can make a very good living by being a talking head with crazy opinions.

See: Howard Stern

OU_Sooners75
10/18/2010, 06:53 PM
Skip Bayless is a smart, smart man.
He figured out that if he takes the opposite side of any argument or says the most outrageous things, it gets people talking about Skip Bayless, which is the most important thing. That means people start saying, "Did you hear what Skip Bayless said?" or people start threads about it on message boards. That means more people watch him on TV to see what crazy thing he'll say next. That means he's generating TV ratings, which means he stays employed by the largest sports network in the country, which means he continues to make a lot of money.

I bet he really doesn't believe half the stuff he says, he's just figured out that he can make a very good living by being a talking head with crazy opinions.

He's the Glenn Beck of sports.

Did you notice what that same thing did to trev alberts?

Cornfed
10/18/2010, 08:01 PM
had nothing to do with skip bayless.

Where do I say that Skip was the reporter?

texaspokieokie
10/19/2010, 09:12 AM
Where do I say that Skip was the reporter?

you didn't, it was "stoopified",much earlier in this thread. he said it was bayless & then told me i must've slept thru the mid 80s to not know about it.

he then went away from this thread.

oudavid1
10/19/2010, 09:17 AM
HIS NAME IS SKIP AAHAHAHA