Jimbo Fisher

[olevetonahill]

Saves Bobby Bowdens used depends

[GKeeper316]

sneaks in the FSU locker room at night and sniffs ponder's jock

[TahoeSOONER]

Kicked and screamed, while cursing at his parents growing up, for naming him Jimbo.

[TahoeSOONER]

Eats the heart from tatonka and spits it out when the chief isn't looking.

[SunnySooner]

is not related to Sambo or Rambo, always wanted a bimbo, and will prolly be called "Dumbo" once or twice this weekend. By both sides.

[TahoeSOONER]

Meets with the Florida St. administration every Sunday for a late night **** on the Bobby Bowden Field sign.

[WA. Sooner]

Secretly wished it was Jimbob

[agoo758]

Picks the lettuce out of the salad.

[yankee]

...thinks his first name makes him sophisticated.

[sooner59]

...thinks the Sooners will be an easy win after watching the USU film. Idiot.

[TahoeSOONER]

Ties feathers on his spear before climbing on his wife.

[goingoneight]

... doesn't know what an elipsis is. :D

[Mongo]

thinks he is better than people named Cletus.

[oudavid1]

Would lose in a fight to this guy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h91E5W0796g/S12_80TBEeI/AAAAAAAAATw/y7TNQlDbZmI/s320/Mike_Leach.jpg


...............sword fight at least

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gives rimbo jobs.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is stoned if he thinks week 2 OU is gonna look anything like week 1

[soonerfromgeorgia]

Is like 5'6" tall, I met him back in the spring and he is a full grown midget.

[Hot Rod]

...has to stay under 200lbs, or else his name goes back to Jumbo.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

slept with snooki

[meoveryouxinfinity]

slept with the Situation

[King Crimson]

wears tighty whiteys

[meoveryouxinfinity]

wears tighty whiteys

wears walmart jerseys on gameday :eek:

[S.PadreIsl.Sooner]

.....is no Jimbo Elrod! But, he wishes he were.

[The Ghost of Mex]

Doesn't have to order the Jumb Fish Sampler...it orders him...
http://www.rigginscrabhouse.com/images/IMG_2453formenu.jpg

[CincySooner]

... loses sleep because he's scared he'll have another "naht-murr".

[badger]

...apparently is too insecure to let his assistants talk to the media, including Mark Stoops before meeting his big brudder.

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/blogs/blog.aspx?blogid=12#9371)

what a wuss

[TahoeSOONER]

....practices Dadgummit in the mirror every night before bed.

[TahoeSOONER]

...was seen manning the harpoon gun, killing whales, on the Nishi Maru during a Whale Wars marathon.

[StoopTroup]

Still can't find where those TeePee Motels are to keep the team in overnight.

http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/motels/WigwamMotelRialtoCA.jpg

[Hot Rod]

...still has his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. When asked he said, "I love skee ball!"

[meoveryouxinfinity]

..is about to witness what Bob Stoops is made of

[cjames317]

... pimps it up with Les and Will just like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

[birddog]

will play lead role alongside christian ponder in the hit upn show Ponder and Fisher.

[budbarrybob]

is looking for seabass

[Dio]

...thinks he's cool because Angel always called Rockford "Jimbo"

[Dio]

...will have as much success against OU as Bowden did

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...got all excited about Tropical Storm Hermine until he realized it wasn't pronounced like this:

http://www.prettyboring.com/files/images/hermione_l.jpg

[DominoMaximo]

was told not to mess with the Lords of hell!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L5zfNhfOklQ/0.jpg

[Bonehead]

Is one trip to Norman away from being renamed Dumbo by FSU fans.

[BoulderSooner79]

Looks forward to his colonoscopies.

[Hot Rod]

Let's himself go when he's all alone...

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy272/craigjoeproject/12chet.jpg

[delhalew]

Just found out he's not going to Stillwater. Jimbo is angry! You wouldn't like Jimbo when he's angry!

[delhalew]

Just didn't have what is takes to go from Youtube sensation to Mixed Martial Arts glory...wait...did you say Jimbo?

[BoomerJ]

Likes to drop a deuce in the toilet tank and call it a Jimbo Swisher.

[btk108]

Gave up his acting career to coach foozball

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/36/39/image_339367.jpg

[TahoeSOONER]

...hunts poor children down in foriegn lands but instead of circumcising children, ala Tebow, he goes running man on them and scalps them to death.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...changed his name from Bernie Goldstein to give it a more 'good ole boy" feel.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... insisted that his accountant be named Bernie Goldstein.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... has a totally mixed up interpretation of the phrase "ace in the hole".

[TahoeSOONER]

...sells the free shoes and test answers on Ebay.

[OK2U]

... doesn't know what an elipsis is. :D
Probably because that isn't a word.

But I've got an insider down in Tallahassee who says he doesn't know what an
ellipsis is, either.

[SoonerFrance]

....likes his chicken spicy, but is no longer master of his domain.

[pilobolus]

...couldn't understand how John Travolta's character seemed to come back to life in Pulp Fiction.

[StoopTroup]

...is wondering which spice he's gonna use on his crow.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/collegefanfare_2120_263586587

[StoopTroup]

....personal body guard is nutz.

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/collegefanfare_2122_136993029

[Hot Rod]

...took Coach Klein's special playbook!

[StoopTroup]

....is trying desparately to find Bob Stoop's Bobby Bowden Voodoo Doll.

http://www.garnetandgold.com/shopping/Assets/product_thumb/14-087thumb.jpg

[cjames317]

... is training pretty seriously for his pregame indian leg wrestling match with Bob Stoops for College Gameday.

[Howzit]

...likes to do a mating ritual that consists of performing the tomahawk chop with his weener.

[Howzit]

...doesn't wipe after number 2's because he thinks it lubes the hinges when he walks.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....is going to learn to fear the stache

[BoomerJ]

...sells the free shoes and test answers on Ebay.

Well done, sir!

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....bought "Authentic Tim Tebow Jorts" off ebay hoping the swagger would wear off on him

[BoomerJ]

...bought a monkey, but he spanked it to death.

[birddog]

forbids mark stewps to give interviews during the season.

seriously.

[pilobolus]

...doesn't believe in courtesy flushes.

[goingoneight]

... thinks Washington State's totally gonna win the Pac 10 this year.

[IslandSooner]

Probaly will not be overly impressed with the 2010 Intro Video............

[btk108]

Probaly will not be overly impressed with the 2010 Intro Video............

C'mon really? You're dooshing the home team in a opposing coach bash thread?

[TahoeSOONER]

....bogarts the peace pipe.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

supports cancer

[stoopified]

is TFJ ;the fake Jimbo,everybody knows Jimbo Elrod is the REAL Jimbo.

[josh09]

....likes to call himself "Jumbo Fisher" when he catches large amounts of fish.

[OK2U]

We need to start an FSU look-a-like threads
thems is fun

[Mad Dog Madsen]

...is an offensive genius!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/1318899502_609f74acb1_o.jpg

[sooner518]

.....changed Bobby Bowden's diapers the last 4 years. and liked it

[SoonerPr8r]

.....changed Bobby Bowden's diapers the last 4 years. and liked it

...but doesn't like to talk about what he had to do when he was out of baby wipes.

[TahoeSOONER]

...thinks Reggie Bush is honest and a stand up guy that should keep the Heisman.

[BoomerJ]

...is pro-Aids.

[TahoeSOONER]

...refers to him self as dances with wisky and claims to have invinted the tomahawk pork chop.

[Whet]

... cruises gay bars using the pseudonym Hambone Hunter.

[Crucifax Autumn]

... cruises gay bars using the pseudonym Hambone Hunter.

I got banged by Jimbo??????

[MrJimBeam]

....has trouble remembering all the words to the Seminole War Chant...

[BoomerJ]

...applies peanut butter to his privates and then let's the dogs out.

[sooner518]

...but doesn't like to talk about what he had to do when he was out of baby wipes.

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dogeatspoop1.jpg

[jumperstop]

...played Princess Leia in the original Star Wars movies.

[btk108]

sounds just like Boo Weekly in his interviews.........

[cjames317]

... recruited Christian Ponder cause that Tebow guy turned out to be an okay football player.

[KantoSooner]

...chewed gum and walked at the same time once....just to prove he could.

[deweydw]

... speaks jiberish

[StoopTroup]

...has a tomahawk broke off in his *** Saturday.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...uses FDS on his sack.

[StoopTroup]

...has a sack?

[btk108]

has yet to witness the power of a fully functional, 85,000+ packed and screaming Owen Field. Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is pulling for West Vagina.