View Full Version : Jimbo Fisher
olevetonahill
9/6/2010, 11:55 PM
Saves Bobby Bowdens used depends
GKeeper316
9/7/2010, 12:11 AM
sneaks in the FSU locker room at night and sniffs ponder's jock
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 12:13 AM
Kicked and screamed, while cursing at his parents growing up, for naming him Jimbo.
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 12:20 AM
Eats the heart from tatonka and spits it out when the chief isn't looking.
SunnySooner
9/7/2010, 12:20 AM
is not related to Sambo or Rambo, always wanted a bimbo, and will prolly be called "Dumbo" once or twice this weekend. By both sides.
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 12:23 AM
Meets with the Florida St. administration every Sunday for a late night **** on the Bobby Bowden Field sign.
WA. Sooner
9/7/2010, 12:38 AM
Secretly wished it was Jimbob
agoo758
9/7/2010, 12:42 AM
Picks the lettuce out of the salad.
...thinks his first name makes him sophisticated.
sooner59
9/7/2010, 12:59 AM
...thinks the Sooners will be an easy win after watching the USU film. Idiot.
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 01:06 AM
Ties feathers on his spear before climbing on his wife.
goingoneight
9/7/2010, 01:24 AM
... doesn't know what an elipsis is. :D
thinks he is better than people named Cletus.
oudavid1
9/7/2010, 02:10 AM
Would lose in a fight to this guy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h91E5W0796g/S12_80TBEeI/AAAAAAAAATw/y7TNQlDbZmI/s320/Mike_Leach.jpg
...............sword fight at least
Crucifax Autumn
9/7/2010, 02:11 AM
...gives rimbo jobs.
Crucifax Autumn
9/7/2010, 02:12 AM
...is stoned if he thinks week 2 OU is gonna look anything like week 1
soonerfromgeorgia
9/7/2010, 07:12 AM
Is like 5'6" tall, I met him back in the spring and he is a full grown midget.
Hot Rod
9/7/2010, 07:13 AM
...has to stay under 200lbs, or else his name goes back to Jumbo.
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2010, 07:44 AM
slept with snooki
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2010, 07:46 AM
slept with the Situation
King Crimson
9/7/2010, 07:55 AM
wears tighty whiteys
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2010, 08:05 AM
wears tighty whiteys
wears walmart jerseys on gameday :eek:
S.PadreIsl.Sooner
9/7/2010, 08:08 AM
.....is no Jimbo Elrod! But, he wishes he were.
The Ghost of Mex
9/7/2010, 08:58 AM
Doesn't have to order the Jumb Fish Sampler...it orders him...
http://www.rigginscrabhouse.com/images/IMG_2453formenu.jpg
CincySooner
9/7/2010, 11:13 AM
... loses sleep because he's scared he'll have another "naht-murr".
...apparently is too insecure to let his assistants talk to the media, including Mark Stoops before meeting his big brudder.
Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/blogs/blog.aspx?blogid=12#9371)
what a wuss
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 11:24 AM
....practices Dadgummit in the mirror every night before bed.
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 11:38 AM
...was seen manning the harpoon gun, killing whales, on the Nishi Maru during a Whale Wars marathon.
StoopTroup
9/7/2010, 12:13 PM
Still can't find where those TeePee Motels are to keep the team in overnight.
http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/motels/WigwamMotelRialtoCA.jpg
Hot Rod
9/7/2010, 12:44 PM
...still has his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. When asked he said, "I love skee ball!"
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2010, 12:46 PM
..is about to witness what Bob Stoops is made of
cjames317
9/7/2010, 05:06 PM
... pimps it up with Les and Will just like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.
birddog
9/7/2010, 05:10 PM
will play lead role alongside christian ponder in the hit upn show Ponder and Fisher.
budbarrybob
9/7/2010, 05:25 PM
is looking for seabass
...thinks he's cool because Angel always called Rockford "Jimbo"
...will have as much success against OU as Bowden did
SbOrOiNaEnR
9/7/2010, 07:20 PM
...got all excited about Tropical Storm Hermine until he realized it wasn't pronounced like this:
http://www.prettyboring.com/files/images/hermione_l.jpg
DominoMaximo
9/7/2010, 07:23 PM
was told not to mess with the Lords of hell!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L5zfNhfOklQ/0.jpg
Bonehead
9/7/2010, 08:13 PM
Is one trip to Norman away from being renamed Dumbo by FSU fans.
BoulderSooner79
9/7/2010, 08:17 PM
Looks forward to his colonoscopies.
Hot Rod
9/7/2010, 08:39 PM
Let's himself go when he's all alone...
http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy272/craigjoeproject/12chet.jpg
delhalew
9/7/2010, 09:43 PM
Just found out he's not going to Stillwater. Jimbo is angry! You wouldn't like Jimbo when he's angry!
delhalew
9/7/2010, 09:45 PM
Just didn't have what is takes to go from Youtube sensation to Mixed Martial Arts glory...wait...did you say Jimbo?
BoomerJ
9/7/2010, 10:14 PM
Likes to drop a deuce in the toilet tank and call it a Jimbo Swisher.
Gave up his acting career to coach foozball
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/36/39/image_339367.jpg
TahoeSOONER
9/7/2010, 10:46 PM
...hunts poor children down in foriegn lands but instead of circumcising children, ala Tebow, he goes running man on them and scalps them to death.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/7/2010, 11:15 PM
...changed his name from Bernie Goldstein to give it a more 'good ole boy" feel.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/7/2010, 11:16 PM
... insisted that his accountant be named Bernie Goldstein.
Jason White's Third Knee
9/7/2010, 11:18 PM
... has a totally mixed up interpretation of the phrase "ace in the hole".
TahoeSOONER
9/8/2010, 12:45 PM
...sells the free shoes and test answers on Ebay.
... doesn't know what an elipsis is. :D
Probably because that isn't a word.
But I've got an insider down in Tallahassee who says he doesn't know what an
ellipsis is, either.
SoonerFrance
9/8/2010, 01:01 PM
....likes his chicken spicy, but is no longer master of his domain.
pilobolus
9/8/2010, 01:45 PM
...couldn't understand how John Travolta's character seemed to come back to life in Pulp Fiction.
StoopTroup
9/8/2010, 01:47 PM
...is wondering which spice he's gonna use on his crow.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/collegefanfare_2120_263586587
StoopTroup
9/8/2010, 01:49 PM
....personal body guard is nutz.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/collegefanfare_2122_136993029
Hot Rod
9/8/2010, 01:51 PM
...took Coach Klein's special playbook!
StoopTroup
9/8/2010, 01:55 PM
....is trying desparately to find Bob Stoop's Bobby Bowden Voodoo Doll.
http://www.garnetandgold.com/shopping/Assets/product_thumb/14-087thumb.jpg
cjames317
9/8/2010, 02:20 PM
... is training pretty seriously for his pregame indian leg wrestling match with Bob Stoops for College Gameday.
...likes to do a mating ritual that consists of performing the tomahawk chop with his weener.
...doesn't wipe after number 2's because he thinks it lubes the hinges when he walks.
CaliBornSoonerBred
9/8/2010, 03:45 PM
.....is going to learn to fear the stache
BoomerJ
9/8/2010, 03:50 PM
...sells the free shoes and test answers on Ebay.
Well done, sir!
CaliBornSoonerBred
9/8/2010, 03:52 PM
.....bought "Authentic Tim Tebow Jorts" off ebay hoping the swagger would wear off on him
BoomerJ
9/8/2010, 03:59 PM
...bought a monkey, but he spanked it to death.
birddog
9/8/2010, 09:20 PM
forbids mark stewps to give interviews during the season.
seriously.
pilobolus
9/9/2010, 08:21 AM
...doesn't believe in courtesy flushes.
goingoneight
9/9/2010, 08:33 AM
... thinks Washington State's totally gonna win the Pac 10 this year.
IslandSooner
9/9/2010, 08:42 AM
Probaly will not be overly impressed with the 2010 Intro Video............
Probaly will not be overly impressed with the 2010 Intro Video............
C'mon really? You're dooshing the home team in a opposing coach bash thread?
TahoeSOONER
9/9/2010, 11:35 AM
....bogarts the peace pipe.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/9/2010, 01:16 PM
supports cancer
stoopified
9/9/2010, 01:41 PM
is TFJ ;the fake Jimbo,everybody knows Jimbo Elrod is the REAL Jimbo.
....likes to call himself "Jumbo Fisher" when he catches large amounts of fish.
We need to start an FSU look-a-like threads
thems is fun
Mad Dog Madsen
9/9/2010, 02:02 PM
...is an offensive genius!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1329/1318899502_609f74acb1_o.jpg
sooner518
9/9/2010, 02:50 PM
.....changed Bobby Bowden's diapers the last 4 years. and liked it
SoonerPr8r
9/9/2010, 03:19 PM
.....changed Bobby Bowden's diapers the last 4 years. and liked it
...but doesn't like to talk about what he had to do when he was out of baby wipes.
TahoeSOONER
9/9/2010, 08:12 PM
...thinks Reggie Bush is honest and a stand up guy that should keep the Heisman.
BoomerJ
9/10/2010, 12:20 AM
...is pro-Aids.
TahoeSOONER
9/10/2010, 01:48 AM
...refers to him self as dances with wisky and claims to have invinted the tomahawk pork chop.
... cruises gay bars using the pseudonym Hambone Hunter.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2010, 02:27 AM
... cruises gay bars using the pseudonym Hambone Hunter.
I got banged by Jimbo??????
MrJimBeam
9/10/2010, 05:34 AM
....has trouble remembering all the words to the Seminole War Chant...
BoomerJ
9/10/2010, 09:49 AM
...applies peanut butter to his privates and then let's the dogs out.
sooner518
9/10/2010, 10:08 AM
...but doesn't like to talk about what he had to do when he was out of baby wipes.
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dogeatspoop1.jpg
jumperstop
9/10/2010, 10:13 AM
...played Princess Leia in the original Star Wars movies.
btk108
9/10/2010, 11:17 AM
sounds just like Boo Weekly in his interviews.........
cjames317
9/10/2010, 11:17 AM
... recruited Christian Ponder cause that Tebow guy turned out to be an okay football player.
KantoSooner
9/10/2010, 12:11 PM
...chewed gum and walked at the same time once....just to prove he could.
deweydw
9/10/2010, 06:38 PM
... speaks jiberish
StoopTroup
9/10/2010, 06:39 PM
...has a tomahawk broke off in his *** Saturday.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2010, 06:46 PM
...uses FDS on his sack.
StoopTroup
9/10/2010, 06:51 PM
...has a sack?
btk108
9/10/2010, 08:15 PM
has yet to witness the power of a fully functional, 85,000+ packed and screaming Owen Field. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Crucifax Autumn
9/10/2010, 09:17 PM
...is pulling for West Vagina.
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