Gamblers...I need help

[pappy]

I've never done this before so I come to you for help. based on this website http://www.betus.com/sportsbook/college-football-lines.aspx is the over under for the ou vs utah state game 57?

[Collier11]

YES

[olevetonahill]

Take the OVER

[SunnySooner]

So, 54 to 3 good guys? I think that's my prediction in the ofishul thread. Or maybe I gave them 6. Anyway, I'm betting most of that 57 is for the guys in the crimson shirts. ;)

[Leroy Lizard]

If you need help (http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/).

[Collier11]

was that an attempt at Humor Leroy? Ill be damned

[Crucifax Autumn]

He's actually funny as hell from time to time, oddly enough.

[Collier11]

yea, he's alright

[Crucifax Autumn]

At being funny anyway. The rest? He'll have to find a better advocate than me!

[Leroy Lizard]

At being funny anyway. The rest? He'll have to find a better advocate than me!

Advocate? You mean...

http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/advocate_cover.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

And now for a little neg spek:

To me, posting a thread asking for gamblers to help with online betting is like asking meth addicts for help in pulling syringes out of their shrink wrap.

[Collier11]

If he doesnt even know how to tell where the O/U is, I doubt he has a problem

[Crucifax Autumn]

Everyone should have a gambling problem. And they should all do their gambling here in Vegas.

[Leroy Lizard]

But that would mean more people taking that pot of gold that is just waiting for you out there.

I don't see how you sleep at night. Somewhere out there, some little old lady is pulling the handle on a slot machine with YOUR winnings sitting in there.

[Leroy Lizard]

If he doesnt even know how to tell where the O/U is, I doubt he has a problem

Well, not yet. Pretty soon we'll be able to own his home and have his wife cooking our meals.

[Crucifax Autumn]

LOL...I don't gamble. The 2 times in the 7 years I've lived here that I did put money in a machine was 5 bucks and it was to drink free. The 5 bucks lasted hours each time thanks to only pressing a button once every 5 minutes or so.

So yeah...I have different addictions and tourists paid for it on those two occasions!

As for that old lady...F*ck her anyway. She probably rode her powerchair on the bus to the casino, slowing down people going to work, hauled her fat azz and oxygen tank into the the joint, disconnected her tank, parked the chair, and jogged to the machine with a smoke in her mouth and camped out there for days. Seriously. I see it all the time.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Well, not yet. Pretty soon we'll be able to own his home and have his wife cooking our meals.

Awesome. I'm pretty sick of my apartment and my wife's cooking. :D

[Leroy Lizard]

So yeah...I have different addictions and tourists paid for it on those two occasions!

Oh.

Sorry about the meth joke, dude.

[Collier11]

I live 5 minutes from a huge casino right here in Norman yet I gamble more in Vegas than I do there, which has only been twice in my life. I also enjoy gambling on sports from time to time but I have no issues controlling it so I win

[Crucifax Autumn]

Oh.

Sorry about the meth joke, dude.

LOL

You won't get one tiny ounce of argument from me about meth. That crap is a poisonous criminal nutjob creator.

[GKeeper316]

And now for a little neg spek:

To me, posting a thread asking for gamblers to help with online betting is like asking meth addicts for help in pulling syringes out of their shrink wrap.

you can shoot meth? i thought it was just smoked, but what the hell do i know. i'm a strict herbalist who's physically impervious to the effects of amphetamines.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Shoot it, snort it, smoke it...All of them turn people into batsh*t crazy paranoid nutjobs.

[GKeeper316]

Shoot it, snort it, smoke it...All of them turn people into batsh*t crazy paranoid nutjobs.

unless you have ADD, in which case amphetamines are used to calm you down and make you "normal"...

[Crucifax Autumn]

Not crappy bathtub speed though. Nothing at all "normal" comes from that.

Not to mention lazy teachers, parents, and doctors using it when kids act like kids.

[Jacie]

So many ways to go on this one.

I hate to reccomend drugs, booze and risky living to anybody but in my case it worked . . .

[Crucifax Autumn]

Well hell...Whatever works I guess!

[bent rider]

If you need help (http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/).

LOL.

The OP question does read a little like, "Can someone tell me where I connect the red and black wire on this here blasting cap?"

On a game like this the O/U probably depends more on when Stoops brings in the 2nd and 3rd string and how well they play. Might as well flip a coin.

Also everyone is bagging on USU and their defense, but don't be surprised if their defense is a whole lot better than the last time OU played them. Gary Andersen is a really good defensive coach - he was the D/C for the Utah Utes while Urban Meyer was there. Meyer's teams got headlines for flashy offense, the defense held their end of the bargain as well, with some notable games where they put the brakes on USC and BYU. USU will continue to improve as Andersen recruits better players into the program, though of course he's not going to get the same caliber of athlete as the Sooners.