Glenn Beck factoids

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Sooner_Havok]

...shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

He didn't shoot him with a gun though

[Harry Beanbag]

...frees monkeys from zoos.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...shot a man in Reno with a whiskey bottle just to watch him die.

[Sooner_Havok]

...put a gerbil in those tubes at a bank

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...put a gerbil in that tube between your-wait a damn minute!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...got his chocolate in my peanut butter.

[JohnnyMack]

...did in fact rape and murder someone in 1990. Allegedly.

[Harry Beanbag]

...sank my battleship.

[JohnnyMack]

...thinks Jesus already done been back to erf.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...thinks he'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[Mjcpr]

...thinks it's "one in the pink, two in the stink".

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is saving America one retard at a time.

[TUSooner]

...is living proof that nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

[Howzit]

...thinks it's "one in the pink, two in the stink".

It's not?

[Mjcpr]

It's not?

Really, it just depends on the stink.

[oumartin]

is getting filthy rich while you all poke fun at him. which btw I dont' think he gives a rat's *** about.

It's funny the attention you guys give this guy.

I for one like Beck and he's said it more than once that his primary goal is to make money.

[47straight]

has never been on my TV, but seems to **** off all the right people so he can't be too bad...

[Sooner_Havok]

has never been on my TV, but seems to **** off all the right people so he can't be too bad...

You know who else pissed off the "right" people? Hitler.

http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hipsterhitler.jpg

[oumartin]

You know who else pissed off the "right" people? Hitler.

http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hipsterhitler.jpg

r u comparing beck to hitler?

that's good stuff right there.

[SoonerBorn68]

...stole my kidney and sold it on the black market.

[Sooner_Havok]

I'm not not calling him Hitler.

[oumartin]

I'm not not calling him Hitler.

then what are you sayin?

It's also funny how Beck supposedly killed and raped someone yet there is no facts. If there are where are they?

I mean you guys can throw that stuff out there all you want. You can defend a guy with terrorists ties, a guy that was elected president who isn't even a citizen, had some same s@x relationships in limo's. I mean I've heard all that stuff so it must be true.

[Sooner_Havok]

http://imgur.com/oZlPW.png

[Sooner_Havok]

then what are you sayin?

It's also funny how Beck supposedly killed and raped someone yet there is no facts. If there are where are they?

I mean you guys can throw that stuff out there all you want. You can defend a guy with terrorists ties, a guy that was elected president who isn't even a citizen, had some same s@x relationships in limo's. I mean I've heard all that stuff so it must be true.

In short, I am saying Glenn Beck is a fellow that evokes strongs emotional responses in people.

[Crucifax Autumn]

He gives me a woody. Does that count as an emotional response?

[Sooner_Havok]

He gives me a woody. Does that count as an emotional response?

I guess, I mean I don't see what Mr. Beck giving you a character from Toy Story has to do with anything.

[Crucifax Autumn]

MAybe it's actually Buzz Lightyear...the little feller is always wearing a helmet.

[Sooner_Havok]

http://evil-se7en.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/buzz-woody.jpg

[SteelCitySooner]

He gives me a woody. Does that count as an emotional response?

Only counts if you were fraggle

[MrJimBeam]

You know who else pissed off the "right" people? Hitler.

http://hipsterhitler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hipsterhitler.jpg

Stop already, this is not working. Come up with something new, anything new. This is tired, boring, silly, and nobody is buying or listening. It makes you look small minded, like you have no ideas and can't debate issues. Either everybody on the right is rasist or nobody is. Either every conservative who draws more than 5,000 at a rally is Hitler or none of them are. Do something smart.

[swardboy]

...scares the hell out of liberals.

[Frozen Sooner]

It's also funny how Beck supposedly killed and raped someone yet there is no facts. If there are where are they?



Nobody's saying he did kill and rape anyone. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

[Frozen Sooner]

...scares the hell out of liberals.

Yeah, just like we're "scared" of Sarah Palin.

You guys keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[virginiasooner]

Glenn Beck poops gold.

[Crucifax Autumn]

No wonder he's always trying to sell the ****!

[Sooner98]

I invoke Godwin's Law. Sooner Havok is the loser of this thread.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Glenn Beck fists fly faster than Chuck Norris' creating a sonic boom.

[49r]

Glenn Beck poops gold.

^^^ wins the thread.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is a baaaaaad mutha-shut yo mouth!

[JohnnyMack]

Glenn Beck fists fly faster than Chuck Norris' creating a sonic boom.

WRONG!!!!

http://aspergers.dasaku.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/chuck-norris-magic-the-gathering-card.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is my little runaway. A-run-run-run-run runaway.

[Dio]

Nobody's saying he did kill and rape anyone. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

Nobody's saying he was born in Kenya. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

Nobody's saying he did kill Mary Jo Kopecne. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Only difference being: Glenn Beck's just a talking head, and not an elected member of the US Govt.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Thinks he invented Beck's beer.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Thinks no political thread is complete without a Hitler reference.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Thinks flood control sux.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...HAS had relations with Nancy Pelosi.

And LIKED it.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Likes things that are pink AND jiggly.

[oumartin]

...HAS had relations with Nancy Pelosi.

And LIKED it.


well back in the day....

I'm not addressing the issue I'm just sayin. :)

[Frozen Sooner]

Nobody's saying he was born in Kenya. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

Nobody's saying he did kill Mary Jo Kopecne. It's just strange that he won't address the issue. Why won't he answer?

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Only difference being: Glenn Beck's just a talking head, and not an elected member of the US Govt.

Right. So making up bull**** and wondering why he won't address the issue really isn't all that destructive.

[oumartin]

Glen beck is the debil.

Only thing lower than a glenn back is a lawyer.

[swardboy]

You know, I'm really not up on the birth certificate thing...Is it that he's not shown an original, or copy of the original certificate? Has he just shown what anyone can get present day?

If that's correct, why doesn't he just whip out the original? It would take, oh, I don't know....just one time to end the subject wouldn't it?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Wouldn't matter. Certain people would insist on film of the birth with a view out the hospital window showing Hawaiian landmarks and even then people would say it was made by the same team that faked the moon landing.

Some of these people don't have tinfoil hats, thay have tinfoil body suits and hide in a tinfoil house.

[85Sooner]

This board is becoming so trite. Sad...........pulp fiction

[texaspokieokie]

teddy DID kill Mary Jo Kopechne.

[OklahomaTuba]

Another Fact: In Ohio, Glenn is more popular than George W. Bush, who is more popular than Barack Hoover Obama. (http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2010/08/previewing-ohio.html) (50-42!).