Who do you want the Hammer to hit?

[IronHorseSooner]

This is a new concept where you can insert who you like the Hammer to hit. It can be anybody in sports- opposing players, coaches, commentators- or just anybody who just needs a good flogging- exes, your nosy neighbor, insert your most despised political figure. This will be a weekly thing, and since we are a week away from kickoff, I figured I would start this week.

My first nomination is :mack: .

[delhalew]

Can he run up in the press box and hit Craig James?

[badger]

gabbert!
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0104/recruit_gabbert_580.jpg
gilbert!
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/longhorns/upload/2009/02/a_year_later_gi/rgz%20LT%20GILBERT%2001.jpg
griffin!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oZhMlf8yHIU/0.jpg
I just dislike g-named quarterbacks this year, i guess. hammer them all!

[85sooners]

i want him to hit the bozo state ball carrier on the statue of liberty play on the last play of the game in the mnc game

[TahoeSOONER]

The kid sitting on the escalator.

[silverwheels]

Everything that moves.

[misplacedsooner]

well lets see
:stunned:
:les:
[hairGel]
:mack:
and for good measure so he dont forget....
[hairGel]

[CatfishSooner]

Lou Holtz...

[JLEW1818]

i'd pay 20 bucks to hear him say "mayonnaise"

[Breadburner]

Kendall Hunter......

[TahoeSOONER]

Mormon aggies to start

[ouwapiti]

pelosi, biden, obama.....in that order

[DenverSooner751]

Mushberger

[stoops the eternal pimp]

whoever on the other team has the ball

[Mongo]

Gandhi

[Sooner Among The Pack]

Gandhi

Abe Lincoln

[SouthFortySooner]

Turn it a bit, but I don't want hm to hit Roy Finch again.

[yankee]

i want him to make gilbert cry.

[Osagecrimson]

does Pauly Shore count?

[Leroy Lizard]

There is only one The Hammer.

http://www.arxpub.com/TarpeianRock/CharlesMartel.gif

[soonerborn30]

No. There's at least 3.

The guy you put up there.
This guy:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0315/ncf_i_lewis01_300.jpg

And of course, this guy.
http://www.westre.com/images/totspics/totshammer1.jpg

And to answer the question. Mark May. While wearing those ridiculous Prada glasses.

[SunnySooner]

Wow, that Gilbert kid from texsucs is one fugly dude.:eek: I'm glad he'll have his helmet on for the game, blech.

And who would I like to see get Hammered? Hmmm, anyone wearing any shade of orange, fans and cheerleaders included.:D

[76soonergrad]

The QB at Cincy. I will be at the game. I hope he tears through offenses. Think he'll be a LB or DE?

[rawlingsHOH]

http://www.westre.com/images/totspics/totshammer1.jpg

lol

I can't tell you how many kids I tricked, back in 2nd grade, into letting me put them in the Figure 4!

[Dan Thompson]

Boise State

[birddog]

sheephumper who went low on our boy. bowling.


winnah.

[BoulderSooner79]

Every horn fan that cheered Sam's injury.

[Funky G]

The idiot that is the coach in waiting in Austin. Then I want The Hammer to help him up and ask him if he'd like another.

[ratherthanlater]

Leroy and Lid in no particular order.

[Leroy Lizard]

I was wondering how long it would take.

[soonerloyal]

Took almost 2 pages, Lid. They're gettin' soft. ;)

[birddog]

lid's gotten softer too. in fact, we've lost alot of the people that stirred things up around here.

[stoopified]

Ponder,GG,Spud , and the qb for BSU(Meek?) are all on my hit list.

[badger]

Hammer also needs to hit these two, since their older brothers are finally gone:

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/01/73/image_8673019.jpg

(Jaxon Shipley and Case McCoy)

[BoomerJack]

Glen Beck

[KantoSooner]

My neighbor, Mike, he drank the last beer after mowing yesterday....

[Statalyzer]

There is only one The Hammer.

http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqgpvwXEEj1qzbfydo1_500.jpg

[Mad Dog Madsen]

oudavid1 :D