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Sooner in Tampa
8/26/2010, 05:51 AM
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AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/auto-erotic-crime).
Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/auto-erotic-crime?page=1) with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released. (2 pages)


http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/hamilton_colondra_l._dob_6-28-1974_taken_8-17-2010.jpg

BillyBall
8/26/2010, 08:48 AM
Heh...

Boomer.....
8/26/2010, 08:58 AM
Wasn't there an OSU player caught doing the same thing.

Leroy Lizard
8/26/2010, 09:52 AM
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

That will set the bar for the next attempt.

C&CDean
8/26/2010, 10:25 AM
There's a new porno coming out. "Driving Miss Crackhead Colondra"

gaylordfan1
8/26/2010, 11:05 AM
Man, thats just impressive! You could tell she was proud of her skills.... who admits that to the cops?

Leroy Lizard
8/26/2010, 12:20 PM
I would check the laptop in the stolen merchandise registry.

Crucifax Autumn
8/26/2010, 01:32 PM
That was sexy until I saw the picture.

saucysoonergal
8/26/2010, 03:32 PM
Great multi-tasking.

soonerborn30
8/26/2010, 03:47 PM
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released. (2 pages)

Somebody had fun writing this little spot.

stoops the eternal pimp
8/26/2010, 03:48 PM
I'm pretty sure Mongo played racquetball with her

btk108
8/26/2010, 04:36 PM
mebbe she was getting one last use outta it before trading it in at Priscilla's

http://a.imageshack.us/img90/982/14944538.jpg

C&CDean
8/26/2010, 04:38 PM
Lookin at the ho...don't you know that dildo stinks like some rotten carp carcass laying in the mud?

Howzit
8/26/2010, 04:50 PM
If she had been in England, riding the tube would be ok.

OKC-SLC
8/26/2010, 05:07 PM
Lookin at the ho...don't you know that dildo stinks like some rotten carp carcass laying in the mud?

When it's clean, maybe.

goingoneight
8/26/2010, 11:15 PM
It's never a hawt woman that does something like this. :(

gaylordfan1
8/26/2010, 11:19 PM
Lookin at the ho...don't you know that dildo stinks like some rotten carp carcass laying in the mud?

Hang on, I need a second......

http://gallonchallenge.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/puke.jpg.w300h225.jpg

Ok, now i'm better.

gaylordfan1
8/26/2010, 11:20 PM
http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/vomit-195.jpeg

gaylordfan1
8/26/2010, 11:21 PM
Damn-it, its not letting my pics show up!

Ardmore_Sooner
8/26/2010, 11:40 PM
TTIWWP

(This Thread Is Worthless WITH Pics)

gaylordfan1
8/26/2010, 11:42 PM
XXX

CrimsonJim
8/27/2010, 02:58 AM
Something about this story smells fishy... http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/images/smilies/ack2.gif

stoopified
8/27/2010, 09:01 AM
It's never a hawt woman that does something like this. :( :D

XingTheRubicon
8/27/2010, 09:19 AM
Lookin at the ho...don't you know that dildo stinks like some rotten carp carcass laying in the mud?

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9960/5throwingup.jpg (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/5throwingup.jpg/)