SHAQ vs.....

[StoopTroup]

Sir Charles Barkley. This should be good. Barkley is an awful player but Shaq thinks Chaz is so bad that he can just go get some clubs and beat him since Shaq lives on a golf course and is a Putt Putt King.

Shaq shows up with Anthony Kim as a Pro advisor. :D

[StoopTroup]

Now he's gonna use four other guys and try to beat Joey Chestnut in a Hotdog eaten' contest.

http://images.wikio.com/images/p/53e2e/joey-chestnut-wins-nathan-s-hot-dog-contest-by-ate-54-hot-dogs-in-10-minutes.jpeg