So i went to the V.A. clinic

[olevetonahill]

today. The chick looked at me and said YOU need to lose weight, I can tell by yer belly.
I looked at her and said YOU need to lose weight , I can tell by yer fat ***:eek:

I dont think she likes me anymore :O

[Sooner24]

today. The chick looked at me and said YOU need to lose weight, I can tell by yer belly.
I looked at her and said YOU need to lose weight , I can tell by yer fat ***:eek:

I dont think she likes me anymore :O

So what time are you picking her up for your date tonight?

[GKeeper316]

So i went to the V.A. clinic


thats where you ****ed up

[tulsaoilerfan]

today. The chick looked at me and said YOU need to lose weight, I can tell by yer belly.
I looked at her and said YOU need to lose weight , I can tell by yer fat ***:eek:

I dont think she likes me anymore :O

Sounds like foreplay to me vet :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

OV...I think your an older version of me...albeit a much older version, since your 130:D

[Okla-homey]

Vet, I'm disappointed in you bro. I would have expected: "Honey, that ain't belly fat. That's just backed-up p*cker. When that trouser snake gets up, I got a 34" waist."

[olevetonahill]

Vet, I'm disappointed in you bro. I would have expected: "Honey, that ain't belly fat. That's just backed-up p*cker. When that trouser snake gets up, I got a 34" waist."

I wernt in a playful mood ;)

[RADsooner]

I hope that wasnt a nurse you was saying that too..........your nurse isnt a good person to **** off........PSA ----> keep that in mind if your ever in the hosp ;)

[Oldnslo]

Heh.

After my son was born, I had that special gentleman's surgery. For the follow up, a week later, I show up in sweatpants, walking gingerly. The doctor's receptionist says, "Oh, poor baby, it's nothing. Not nearly as bad as childbirth."

I make a show of looking at her nametag and ask, "Tell me, <insert forgotten name>, when you had kids, did you have an epidural?"

"Yes."

"Well, you don't know **** then, do you?"

I got right in.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Which VA did you go to?

[StoopTroup]

I hope that wasnt a nurse you was saying that too..........your nurse isnt a good person to **** off........PSA ----> keep that in mind if your ever in the hosp ;)

**** them lazy bitches. :D ;)

[olevetonahill]

Which VA did you go to?

Ft Smith VA clinic

[Crucifax Autumn]

At least it wasn't the VD clinic.