Gary Andersen

[olevetonahill]

Writes on Porta potty walls

[fadada1]

Follows Lady Gaga on Twitter... and admits to it.

[budbarrybob]

karaoke's to Bee Gee's songs.

[bent rider]

is an Aggie

[goingoneight]

... actually knows what the hell a "twitter" is.

[bent rider]

His mother worked at WKRP in Cincinnati.

[AlbqSooner]

Writes on Porta potty walls

Yep, His own number.

[DarrellZero]

missed a chip-shot field goal in the '99 NFC Championship game which would have given the Vikings their first Super Bowl appearance in almost a quarter century.

Oh, wait ...

[bent rider]

Once changed his name to Gary U.S. Bonds

[OK2U]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2434/3866728376_812c48acd0_o.jpg

[CrimsonJim]

Looks slightly constipated...

http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/3467702.jpg

[WA. Sooner]

Has his Ebay feedback on his resume

[yankee]

...is good friends with Tony Hayward

[soonerborn30]

...can't wait to see the new OU intro video.

[sooner59]

...will be retiring for "health" reasons on Sept. 5.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...will be playing the role of "the goat" at this year's hoedown.

[WA. Sooner]

wishes his last name was hyphenated to Andersen-Cooper

[Crucifax Autumn]

...owns the entire Buffy DVD set.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is the meat in an Oprah and Steadman sandwich.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once took a facial from Mitt Romney.

[soonerinabilene]

pees in the gym shower.

[Howzit]

...has a spot in his cell phone contacts saved just in case he gets Justin Bieber's digits.

[KantoSooner]

...sings "Polly wolly doodle" all the day.

[olevetonahill]

Eats Chase Daniels Buggers

[goingoneight]

... has requested that we sit out our quarterback, tight end, Ryan Broyles and our top lineman for the game.

[yankee]

...fears the stache.

[bent rider]

...keeps gettin' Orrin Hatch and Oral Roberts confused.

[goingoneight]

... is the dude obssessed with Deiondre Borel.

[Osagecrimson]

...bought P90X thinking it was a porn movie

[Osagecrimson]

...wonders where the last Utah state coach is that played the Sooners

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...does an excellent "Wall*E" impersonation.

[stoopified]

Is in deep sh!t come Sept 4.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...says "that's what she said" when it doesn't make any sense.

[Howzit]

...pulled up his sleeves when hew heard he had the right to bear arms.

[Howzit]

...is moving to New York's 9th district just so he can giggle when he votes for Anthony Weiner.

[goingoneight]

... thinks OP.com is full of smart fellers.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....tried to take out life insurance on his qb,wr, and rb to cover any "hammer" deaths

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

......thinks Obama's plans for "change" will help him on Sept 4

[goingoneight]

... got made because Jenni didn't mention Utah State in her article about schools in Utah and stuff.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks his butt pimples are sexy.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a 9/11 conspiracy theorist.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...DVRs Big Love.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Doesn't know what a Sooner is either.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...asks Sooner04 for coaching tips.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...hopes texass has 80 more injuries.

[Howzit]

...gets horny when he hears the phrase 'man in the moon.'

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks The Happening is the last great Hollywood movie.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Gets horny when Howzit posts about the man in the moon.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...scored lower on his wunderlich test than Vincie.

[Crucifax Autumn]

..Asked his doctor if Crestor can help.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...cured his roids with a buttermilk salve.

[OK2U]

...scored lower on his wunderlich test than Vincie.

...Thinks wonderlic is spelled "wunderlich"

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Knows Cru is too drunk to spell correctly.

[BoomerJ]

...was great in Me, Myself, and Irene.

[BoomerJ]

Is very excited about California's gay marriage court decision since that slippery slope might lead to livestock marriage.

[bent rider]

...is not sure if he likes Kate Gosselin, but likes the "Plus 8" part.

[soonerborn30]

Cannot WAIT to get porta potty swirlie from Dean.

[yankee]

...still likes fish sticks.

[bent rider]

...DVRs Big Love.

...so he can watch "Sister Wives" on TLC live.

[cjames317]

... has his players wearing mocassins so they can sneak up on OUr Sooners.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...solves his Rubik's Cube by rearranging the stickers.

[BoomerJ]

In a last ditch effort to acquire some much needed mojo for Sept. 4, he has hired a Indian Medicine Man and a witch doctor.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... didn't use ... before posting on the weekly coaches thread.

[Howzit]

...has a skid mark collection on ex-players' jocks.

[cjames317]

In a last ditch effort to acquire some much needed mojo for Sept. 4, he has hired a Indian Medicine Man and a witch doctor.

... and is waiting for Colby Clawson to knock on his door and give up his sneaky blitz techniques.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a HUGE twilight fan.

[Howzit]

...watches Nancy Grace and says, "Yes Mistress," after everything she says.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Gets mad when people confuse him with Gerry Anderson, the UK scifi TV and Movie producer. Famous for the UFO TV series...

[SoonerPr8r]

Is thinking of getting a Friar Tebow haircut

[goingoneight]

... thinks Tebow was an underrated player who never got enough pub.

[SoonerKnight]

is too skinny a tale tale sign of an unsuccessful coach!!

[SoonerKnight]

Gets mad when people confuse him with Gerry Anderson, the UK scifi TV and Movie producer. Famous for the UFO TV series...

?

[SoonerKnight]

Thought he was going to play OSU and his now crapping his pants.....

[TheHumanAlphabet]

?

A play on words/names. Come on, I may not expect you to know the TV show, but the name is close...

You may not be old enough to remember the TV series, UK import, but he was big on marionette movies and scifi at the time. Google it. Green UFO people stealing humans for body parts and a secret organization protecting the earth (UK based) from these evil aliens. Even had a moon base and fighters that look awfully like the BattleStar Galatica fighters. Everyone was hip and mod, purple wigs for the females and stright pants and nero suits for the men.

[BoomerJ]

...plans on getting his players hopped up on caffeine and amphetamines before the game while he has set aside a special can of spray paint and a paper bag for himself.

[ratherthanlater]

...hopes to capitalize on the fact that nobody, even his own mother and players, expects him to win this game. But little does he know that even if he were to bring; Touchdown Jesus, Timmay Tebow, reincarnated Bear Bryant, the '85 Bears, a gallon of methamphetamines and we let him start every possession 1 inch from the goal line, he'd still loose 100-0.

[delhalew]

Is killing himself trying to game plan for Bradford/Gresham.

[delhalew]

Is trying to get this guy on his side.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/jaxxalude/Please_Hammer_Dont_Hurt_Em.jpg

[goingoneight]

... thinks going for it on 4th down was a brilliant choice by Pete Carroll given how well USC's defense had played that night.

... thinks Landry Jones isn't that good of a QB.

... thinks DeMarco Murray is ajust an okay player.

... thinks OU is a lucky team.

... asked Stoops if we'd be so nice as to sit out all of OUr playmakers for this one like we did for BYU.

[Mazeppa]

Called Al, Jim, and Dean to get directions to Norman.

[gaylordfan1]

... asked Stoops if we'd be so nice as to sit out all of OUr playmakers for this one like we did for BYU.

Never mumble a word of that again!....!...!..!.!!

:D

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks hamberger helper is great...even without the hamburger.

[gaylordfan1]

...Thinks hamberger helper is great...even without the hamburger.

and then fired his helper for not getting the hamburger!

[soonerborn30]

...doesn't know why they call it hamburger helper, it does just fine on its own.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_cc4f867b99255a4ab1c9f08ecc3c4c93.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...prefers non-dolphin safe tuna.

[Howzit]

Is trying to get this guy on his side.
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/jaxxalude/Please_Hammer_Dont_Hurt_Em.jpg



...is planning on doing the "can't touch that" dance should his team score Saturday.

[BoomerJack]

... believes that the Three Stooges are giants of American cinema.

[Dio]

...always listens to Eric Carmen when he's in the mood for a good cry.

[Howzit]

...tried to count the Glenn Beck attendees but had to stop at 10.

[CincySooner]

... takes a red pill every day hoping to wake up in the real world. No one has told him that they're just Hot Tamales.

[btk108]

likes to punt on first down just to keep everyone guessing.

[deweydw]

... believes that the Three Stooges are giants of American cinema.

They're not?? :confused:

[deweydw]

... is working for DirectTV this week signing up Sooner fans for other PPV games.

[Howzit]

...thinks Dalai Lama's last name is Parton.

[deweydw]

... likes to be called Neo.

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2003/11/05/Keanu_zoom.jpg

[bent rider]

...picked the wrong week to give up Mountain Dew.

[soonerborn30]

...picked the wrong week to give up Mountain Dew.


:D :D :D

http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lloyd.jpg

[Howzit]

...sticks his own hand in water when he goes to sleep.

[bent rider]

...once thought that Donnie Osmond was, like, OMG, dreamy.

[Howzit]

...screams :les: HEEEEY MACARENA during la petit mort.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

likes to dutch oven himself

[SoonerPr8r]

...still thinks that Donnie Osmond was, like, OMG, dreamy.

fixed

[Hot Rod]

...thinks other artists' parody Weird Al's original songs.

[deweydw]

... sticks his head out the window and does WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! all the way home.

[SouthFortySooner]

...hides his porn where the kids can find it.

[finster]

Once squashed a bug in Provo,just to watch it die

[Crucifax Autumn]

...knocked Danzig the **** out!

[Howzit]

...likes to do Slippery Nipples as long as they are hairy, too.

[Hot Rod]

...once finished the ole 96er as well.

[deweydw]

... once tried being a fire marshall.

http://photos.artechtopia.com/images/FireMarshallBill3.jpg

[StormySooner-IN]

thinks he knows something about OU that Brent Guy didn't know in 2007...

[yankee]

...pees sitting down.

[yankee]

...thinks Lane Kiffin is a good guy.

[yankee]

...carries his team's shoulder pads.

[yankee]

...thinks Oklahoma beer is the best in the world.

[Mississippi Sooner]

...is in a booger exchange program with Chase Daniels.

[cjames317]

... talks like a woman.

[Hot Rod]

...has a fathead of Justin Beiber in his offce.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

...who?!? ;)

[bent rider]

...told Toby Keith to leave town before sunset because there wasn't room enough in Cleveland County for two country music superstars.

[Hot Rod]

...already knows the whoopin' 'bout to come his way starting this time tomorrow night!

[goingoneight]

... will break out the trickeration when his team is down two scores...

... and end up immediately down three scores.

[gaylordfan1]

Likes to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles......

[Leroy Lizard]

Gives me green spek and tells me "Attaboy!"

[CrimsonCommando]

Prays six times a day and wipes himself with both his left and right hand.

[BoomerJ]

Wears lady underwear and will be sticking a rabbits foot up his bunghole for good luck tonight.