So my boss is out of the office and it is really slow today...

[BillyBall]

There is one other partner here and I am looking for a decent excuse to try and get out of here early. Any good ideas???

[Oldnslo]

"Does this look infected, Boss?"

[Ike]

Funeral?

Cubs tickets?

Wacky religious holiday?

[Mjcpr]

Explosive diarrhea and the O ring could go at any moment.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Roids flaming up?

[Mississippi Sooner]

Why hell, it's almost quittin' time now. If you made it this far, might as well stick it out.

[badger]

"I'm working from home today!"