Losing my mind?

[Curly Bill]

Missing my iPhone, I got up and looked in the living room, went and looked in the bedroom and the master bath, looked in the hallway bathroom on the way by, looked on the bar in the kitchen...

...and where was the damn thing? Plugged into the computer right beside me.

Doh!!! :O

[SicEmBaylor]

The other day, I searched for my car keys for well over half an hour.

They were in my pocket....

[Breadburner]

I was looking for my phone and I was carrying the God-Damn thing around in my hand....

[jkjsooner]

I was looking for my phone and I was carrying the God-Damn thing around in my hand....

Every so often I check my pockets for my phone, keys, and wallet. I've literally been talking on the phone and felt my pockets and freaked out because my phone isn't in my pocket. I can't count the number of times I've done that.

[Curly Bill]

So...

...it's not just me.

We're all going crazy. :D

[Okla-homey]

A friend of mine in Dallas lost hers. She eventually found it in her freezer. I advised her to stop using Ambien as a sleep aid.

[olevetonahill]

Yall are ****ing nuts !

[Crucifax Autumn]

Yall are ****ing nuts !

Hell, you've been known to lose a whole goat.

:D

[olevetonahill]

Hell, you've been known to lose a whole goat.

:D

But i dint go lookin fer that sombits ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

Woulda been weird if it was plugged into the computer next to you anyway.

[Collier11]

it was plugged in alright :D

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I have a hard time remembering the half-angle formulas from trig.

[CrimsonJim]

Woulda been weird if it was plugged into the computer next to you anyway.


it was plugged in alright :D

Or was Vet plugged into the goat?!! :eek:

[swardboy]

Once I spit out the car window....but it was up, not down.

[delhalew]

Ya'll are ****ing prematurely senile aren't ya?

[Curly Bill]

Once I spit out the car window....but it was up, not down.

See, I did that once too. :O

[SicEmBaylor]

Ya'll are ****ing prematurely senile aren't ya?

I'm prematurely a lot of things.

[delhalew]

I'm prematurely a lot of things.

ejaculation?

[Curly Bill]

One of my favorites is throwing my silverware in the trash while I hold in my hand a paper plate to wash.

[delhalew]

Until this thread, I had no idea that I had held it together so well. I sometimes get depressed over the vast amounts of knowledge I have lost over the years through laziness and copious amounts of drugs. However, You guys have made me feel a little better about it. :D Thanks!

[Curly Bill]

My problem is my mind is focused on higher level thinking, so sometimes the mundane things escape me. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

My problem is my mind is focused on beer and tits, so sometimes the mundane things escape me. :D

Fixed it for you.

[Curly Bill]

Fixed it for you.

Dude, I already said higher level thinking, what'd you think I meant? :D