Admit a pointless secret...

[royalfan5]

I like Buicks and would like to own one in the semi-near future.

[Okla-homey]

I like Buicks and would like to own one in the semi-near future.

Those things are old lady magnets. You could be living the sweet life going to Indian casinos and eating dinner at 4:30 with a elder-hottie if you take the Buick plunge.

[texaspokieokie]

i like buicks & have owned one in the past. (85 rivera w/307 v8)

i also like & have owned olds & pontiacs, look what happened to them.

i like corvettes & would like to own one.

[setem]

I have not been to bed yet...

[Ike]

I like Buicks and would like to own one in the semi-near future.

Well hell, if I'da known that, I would have offered to sell ya the LeSabre we had a few years back.



Damn I hated that car.

[SoonersEnFuego]

My favorite car OF ALL TIME!!!!! was a 2002 Saturn Ion-2 Quad Coupe.

[My Opinion Matters]

I was once married to the infamous Soonerfans troll known as SoonerSeven.

[IB4OU2]

I used to enjoy Vk's and BSG's shoe threads. :(

[soonerborn30]

I really enjoy farting in elevators right before I exit. You know, to give that next person a nice little surprise.

[BillyBall]

I like to leave my shoes tied to the point where I can easily slip them on and off because tying shoes sucks.

[NormanPride]

I daydream about making terrible art and selling it for millions.

[C&CDean]

I watched about 5-minutes of that talent show where the dude put the dental floss in his neck and pulled out the lifesaver.

[saucysoonergal]

I think Dean would look smashing in a Dumbledore costume.

[C&CDean]

I do look smashing in my Dumbledore duds. Now hows about you putting on your Hermione robes and come on up to my office.

[saucysoonergal]

Do you want my Hogwarts uniform or the hoddie/jeans number like she wore in Prisoner of Azkaban when she punched Malfoy in the kisser? ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I blame my farts on my children...

[Boomer.....]

I watched about 5-minutes of that talent show where the dude put the dental floss in his neck and pulled out the lifesaver.

I have only watched that show once this season and it happened to be that part. Crazy!

[C&CDean]

Do you want my Hogwarts uniform or the hoddie/jeans number like she wore in Prisoner of Azkaban when she punched Malfoy in the kisser? ;)

Just the robes...

[soonerboomer93]

I really enjoy farting in elevators right before I exit. You know, to give that next person a nice little surprise.

Did that once, then sent the elevator back up to the floor our office is on since our friend was coming down.

And yes, he was the next on to exit the elevator

[SoonersEnFuego]

I really do think my farts smell good.

[sooner59]

I want to be on Iron Chef America and intentionally make terrible food because the judges are always tools.

[The Ghost of Mex]

I really wish it was widely popular & fashionable for men to wear fedora hats(so I could).

[My Opinion Matters]

I haven't visited the fark board in 5 years.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I shot the sheriff.

[Jacie]

Did a one-nighter with a skank who had a tatoo of a cobra on her left tit . . .

[OhU1]

I counted to infinity. Twice.

[Oldnslo]

I believe that the simple chili I make in an hour tastes better than the chili that my friends take a whole day to make.

...and there shall be no beans in the chili.

[StoopTroup]

When I was younger I thought it would be cool to be a demolition derby Legend without actually entering a Demolition Derby. You know....just winging it on the city streets. Who the hell needs a trophy or any dough for winning.....being a Legend was the way to go....at least I used to think it was.

Now they call it Road Rage and being a legend at that seems like a bad idea. :D

[OUstud]

I broke the dam.

[Chuck Bao]

I think that I could be successful writing erotic short stories.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I like it in the pooper.

[Curly Bill]

I like it in the pooper.

I'd heard that about you.

...or actually I saw it on a bathroom stall, but same deal I guess. :D

[Chuck Bao]

I like it in the pooper.

Funny that. I can use that line in my first sentence of my first attempt at an erotic fictional short story. Now, go on...

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hell, I'm the one that wrote it on the stall.

[Chuck Bao]

Hell, I'm the one that wrote it on the stall.

It really does seem that you have the gift and should be writing the erotica.

[Curly Bill]

Chuck, I had the first few sentences written, but then I was too skeered to post em. :O

[Crucifax Autumn]

"I like it in the pooper" the extremely attractive Crucifax Autumn said.

"Then let me grap my strap-on" SicEm replied, the passion evident in his voice.

[XingTheRubicon]

I find that I have an irresistable urge to walk briskly at rest areas.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Just don't rub your fly while scratching your nose.

[XingTheRubicon]

I'm too busy sprinting to my car

[My Opinion Matters]

I directly correlate the amount of spek I have to my self-worth as a human being.

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's not a secret.

[oudavid1]

I stole a comfortable rolling office chair from my college :)

[Soonrboy]

I take off my shirt when I go poop. I also have never pooped in a public restroom.

[yermom]

i've pooped in most of the buildings at OU

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I took a sh*t on the hood of a guy's truck once.

[ouwasp]

the other day at work I spent a great deal of time walking around with a folder frowning, so as to seem busy. Thanks, George Castanza...

[MR2-Sooner86]

I still refuse to admit that it's not butter.

[AlbqSooner]

I NEVER was intimate with a sheep, but I did live for a while in Woolmarket, Mississippi.

[Breadburner]

Anyone see the end of "Boogie Nights".....That was me......

[StoopTroup]

I watched that movie "Hostel" again the other night and towards the end this old guy gets it in the pooper. :D

Believe he got a pretty nasty swirly too.

[SouthFortySooner]

I've been away for two weeks and have been involved in self activities.