A little sympathy

[Leroy Lizard]

How about a little sympathy thrown my way? I realize that I **** off everyone in here, but I have had it rough lately. Surely even the Lizards of the world deserve a respite once in awhile.

How rough? Pretty rough.

And yes, I'm a little drunk. How drunk? I had to look up the definition of "respite," a word I usually know backwards and forwards.

And I know everyone is wondering, "What's he drinking?" Bourbon. I'm not even sure of the brand. (Probably Crown Royal (not a bourbon), the best -- heh, GKeeper.)

One more thing: How's my grammar and spelling? Even drunk, I can discourse with the best of them. Well, I think I can. Tomorrow when I look at this thread I may have second thoughts.

[Crucifax Autumn]

So what's wrong?

[XingTheRubicon]

as long as you have that avatar, I'm going to have to reluctantly but adamantly root for your quick death.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hell, it's better than the last one.

[OULenexaman]

have some cheese...

[olevetonahill]

Prolly would offer ya some sympathy if ya dint INTENTIONALLY **** every one off.:rolleyes:

AW hell Ill add ya to the prayers list any way

[1890MilesToNorman]

Got a touch of the ignoramous? it'll go away, all you have to do is change your style.

[badger]

please have this star as a token of my unending sympathy for your unknown plight.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Is pity good enough?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You'll find it between 'sh*t' and 'syphillis' in the dictionary.

[olevetonahill]

http://thechumslick.com/media/users/mssharky/reservoir_dogs-worlds_smallest_violin.gif

[SouthFortySooner]

Here's a smidge, for your entertainment value.

[StoopTroup]

This thread reminds me of when Pvt Pyle was caught with a full metal jacket while in a world of **** and was asked to put his gun down.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'm picturing vet's prayer list:

"And please God, watch over Mike, and Mary, Jack and Barbara, and Leroy Lizard and..."

[SanJoaquinSooner]

He never did explain what's wrongs with his sorry ***

[Crucifax Autumn]

Give the guy a break...He's dead now.

[olevetonahill]

Give the guy a break...He's dead now.

Now he were on line an hour ago . Just fer once he be speechless.;)

[Leroy Lizard]

Nothing dramatic. But on the road with rotten wireless.

[C&CDean]

Dude, I'll give you some sympathy for your pathetic and completely terrible taste in women.

[oudavid1]

It sjust you dont come off as nice. But good luck to you

[Collier11]

Its just a message board to me, those of you I have met outside of the board have been cool as hell, I dont know if Leroy is cool outside of the board but ill say a prayer for ya regardless ;)

[Leroy Lizard]

Well, I have had a chance to stop by the SF tailgate. But I don't think that would be a good idea.

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, I have had a chance to stop by the SF tailgate. But I don't think that would be a good idea.

They're friendlier than you might imagine. Dean especially. I've been to a couple of tailgates and everyone (well almost) was very friendly.

[C&CDean]

You've "had a chance" huh? Whatever. Everybody has a chance. Either stop, or quit trolling, or both.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

It's a good time. Just don't be a cackgobbler. Throw a twenty in the jar.

[Collier11]

Well, I have had a chance to stop by the SF tailgate. But I don't think that would be a good idea.

Stop by and say hi, youre a grown man arent you? Im fairly certain that most if not all ppl on this board dont give a **** what goes down on a msg board if you are cool in person

[olevetonahill]

Stop by and say hi, youre a grown man arent you? Im fairly certain that most if not all ppl on this board dont give a **** what goes down on a msg board if you are cool in person

This,
Limptard Im sure ya will be welcome
Hell there's Only one that posts here that I will bitch slap if and when i ever see him . But then I will only slap him once .;)

[C&CDean]

Yeah, except you're not cool in person. You're a dick, and we lynch dicks.

[Collier11]

you lick dicks :eek:

[oudavid1]

I would love to stop by cause im pretty awesome. But im 18, 18 year olds are annoying.

[birddog]

speaking of whizzing people off, what happened to sas?

[SicEmBaylor]

I would love to stop by cause im pretty awesome. But im 18, 18 year olds are annoying.

CK?

[Curly Bill]

I would love to stop by cause im pretty awesome. But im 18, 18 year olds are annoying.

That's no lie. You probably wear your damn cap backwards and stuff. :D

[delhalew]

That's no lie. You probably wear your damn cap backwards and stuff. :D

No man. Try to keep up. These days they turn them to 10 o clock so as to look like a COMPLETE idiot.

[Curly Bill]

No man. Try to keep up. These days they turn them to 10 o clock so as to look like a COMPLETE idiot.

Yup, combine that with a smedium Affliction T-shirt and there ya go. :D

[delhalew]

Yup, combine that with a smedium Affliction T-shirt and there ya go. :D

Affliction shirt, DC hat, and granddads boxer shorts...seriously, how the **** are your pants not on the ground? lmao. "looking like a fool with your pants on the ground".

[oudavid1]

That's no lie. You probably wear your damn cap backwards and stuff. :D

lol i dont wear hats, i have beautiful hair.

But i would be to intimidated around all you awesome m***er f***ers

[Frozen Sooner]

It's a good time. Just don't be a cackgobbler. Throw a twenty in the jar.

Whatever you do, don't eat an El Guapo wet burrito, then wander around in 95 degree weather around the Tulsa campus before stopping by. Mainly because Dean will make fun of you looking like 10 pounds of hammered **** in a 5 pound bag.

I need to make it to an game soon. These munchers in Tuscaloosa managed to schedule the good games around the OU games I want to go to. Florida is at home the day of Texas, Penn State is the same day as the FSU game.

[Leroy Lizard]

Wow. It doesn't take much. (When you're me.)

[oudavid1]

Hey Leroy, you think you could maybe change your avatar to something more friendly?

[olevetonahill]

Hey Leroy, you think you could maybe change your avatar to something more friendly?

Limptard lives to be contentious, pay tention

[yermom]

Whatever you do, don't eat an El Guapo wet burrito, then wander around in 95 degree weather around the Tulsa campus before stopping by. Mainly because Dean will make fun of you looking like 10 pounds of hammered **** in a 5 pound bag.

I need to make it to an game soon. These munchers in Tuscaloosa managed to schedule the good games around the OU games I want to go to. Florida is at home the day of Texas, Penn State is the same day as the FSU game.

we've lost Froz :(

[Collier11]

But i would be to intimidated around all you awesome m***er f***ers

someone has to get us beer when we are sitting down :D