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Sooner04
8/10/2010, 11:14 PM
Not too used. Not too powerful, but it runs OK.

Smells a little bit like Zima and Jolly Ranchers.

$500 OBO. Will haggle for pornography.

Leroy Lizard
8/10/2010, 11:25 PM
I want to buy one for my daughter. Is it scratched? If so, not interested.

yankee
8/10/2010, 11:29 PM
i'm not interested until sic'em weighs in...:rolleyes: :P

Ardmore_Sooner
8/11/2010, 01:20 AM
Soft core? Hard core? What kinda porn we talkin bout?

starclassic tama
8/11/2010, 03:00 AM
obligatory "you know how i know you're gay" joke

Crucifax Autumn
8/11/2010, 04:43 AM
04 is the funniest dude ever. Seriously....Really...He's so cool!

sooner n houston
8/11/2010, 07:02 AM
TTIWWOP!!! :D

1890MilesToNorman
8/11/2010, 07:33 AM
This thread belongs in the black market forum. Does it by chance have a piece of duct tape on the side?

btk108
8/11/2010, 07:50 AM
I would definitely check to make sure it was mechanically sound and that the oil was changed regularly

picasso
8/11/2010, 09:11 AM
Is it an Orange County scooter?

OULenexaman
8/11/2010, 09:26 AM
can you stand on it??

oumartin
8/11/2010, 09:29 AM
classic.

Sooner04
8/11/2010, 09:31 AM
Soft core? Hard core? What kinda porn we talkin bout?
I always preferred the "classic" era of Jenna Jameson.


Is it an Orange County scooter?
I don't know what that means.


can you stand on it??
You can. You might be able to do other stuff on it too, but I haven't tested my theories yet.

texaspokieokie
8/11/2010, 09:54 AM
"orange county" refers to those yankees that build choppers; doesn't it ????

sooneron
8/11/2010, 09:54 AM
Will it go off any sweet jumps? If so, peem me.

badger
8/11/2010, 10:52 AM
I've seen 04's scooter. Beautiful silver, which some might think is blue, but it has a few scratch marks and doesn't have any keys. Think you could hotwire this thing?
http://mpgmotors.com/catalog/images/silverrattler.jpg

SbOrOiNaEnR
8/11/2010, 10:57 AM
You know...GGW is kind of the Zima of porn. Plus, if you buy the Spring Break 2001 edition, you can see the Pride of Jenks....Mr. Kejuan Jones.

NormanPride
8/11/2010, 11:20 AM
I'll give you $3.50

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2010, 12:31 PM
I have a girlfriend with a bruised cervix, wanna trade?

picasso
8/11/2010, 12:48 PM
I always preferred the "classic" era of Jenna Jameson.




Blech.

I'll take the 70's and 80's Alex.

btk108
8/11/2010, 01:22 PM
I heard it was standard scooter equipment if you were going to a Baylor football game.

http://www.yesfunny.com/Transportation/transportation16.jpeg

SicEmBaylor
8/11/2010, 02:00 PM
I heard it was standard scooter equipment if you were going to a Baylor football game.

http://www.yesfunny.com/Transportation/transportation16.jpeg

Sadly, this is the only bowl associated with Baylor football.

badger
8/11/2010, 02:25 PM
Sadly, this is the only bowl associated with Baylor football.

As a post on another scooter thread implied, SicEm is suffering so much lately that Baylor's bowl drought will end this season. In December, Baylor is going to a bowl.

And when that happens, SicEm, you probably wouldn't have wanted to drive your scooter to the game, anyway :)

soonerboomer93
8/11/2010, 02:39 PM
Blech.

I'll take the 70's and 80's Alex.

someone get him a hedge trimmer

sooneron
8/11/2010, 04:00 PM
Can you have teh secks on it?

Breadburner
8/11/2010, 05:43 PM
Whats wrong with Zima and Vodka.....????

49r
8/11/2010, 06:52 PM
Can you have teh secks on it?

If you did, it would be the first time for that scoot.

picasso
8/12/2010, 08:35 AM
someone get him a hedge trimmer

The tall salad is better than the age of the plastic face and chest.

TheHumanAlphabet
8/12/2010, 10:12 AM
Not too used. Not too powerful, but it runs OK.

Smells a little bit like Zima and Jolly Ranchers.

$500 OBO. Will haggle for pornography.

Does it have a scratch on it?

btk108
8/12/2010, 02:16 PM
Does it have a scratch on it?

Somebody's showing up late for the party.....

TheHumanAlphabet
8/12/2010, 03:23 PM
Day late and a dollar short...

Crucifax Autumn
8/12/2010, 08:44 PM
Way late and a scooter short even.

Sooner04
8/16/2010, 11:07 AM
Blech.

I'll take the 70's and 80's Alex.
I prefer my forestry to be slashed and burned, not overgrown like the Amazon.