I'm employed again.

[GottaHavePride]

And in Wichita. Betyonces!!!1!

[Ike]

Welcome to the Burger King family!

[soonerboomer93]

which corners did you get?

[GKeeper316]

i hear your *** only hurts the first couple tricks...

[Crucifax Autumn]

I jacked off again.

[Okla-homey]

What color vest?

Wally blue, Home Depot orange or Lowes red?;)

[GrapevineSooner]

Better make sure you're wearing a dark blue shirt with khaki pants.

Otherwise, your boss at Wal-Mart will send you home. :)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Don't let some nekkid wimmen running out of the projects near Shocker U get to you...

[olevetonahill]

Grats Bro
Dont let these jokers get ya down , Glad you gots a jorb and yes
YOU CAN SUPERSIZE THAT

[btk108]

you can thank Obama for it :P

yah, right.....

[badger]

To this day, retail haunts me. I get a different voice when I speak on the phone, I still utter the phrase "How may I direct your call?" and I take secret pleasure in transferring calls as quickly as possible

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. I ran into my boss from the Opera last week and he offered me my old job back with slightly different duties (which are actually MORE relevant to my career path) and slightly better pay.

Since I've been looking for a job since MAY and couldn't even get freakin' Starbucks to sniff my resume, I said yes.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

And file under a story with no information...

There is a story to my above post, it involves Mrs. THA, friends attending a Jazz Festival/Workshop, a nekkid woman and a guy running after her with a gun... Shocker U must be in some good neighborhood...;)