MR2-Sooner86
8/7/2010, 09:04 PM
He was it.
Who was he?
The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.
What happened to him?
Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..
You mean, uh..?
Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.
But how.. uh..?
The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.
You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest.
:D
Who was he?
The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.
What happened to him?
Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..
You mean, uh..?
Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.
But how.. uh..?
The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.
You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest.
:D