Leroy Lizard
8/4/2010, 01:22 AM
Okay, I watched part of this show visiting my family. In the show, Shaq tries to best various experts in their own pursuits. In this last episode he took on a spelling bee champ and Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
He sucks. (Shaq, not Dale.)
The University of Phoenix should be embarrassed about handing anyone an MBA that cannot spell "centipede." And as for race car driving... well, let's just say that Shaq's courage doesn't match his size.
Now, who can step in instead? It would have to be someone who is smart (unlike Shaq) and athletic.
I know you're all thinking of me. Maybe if I was asked nicely.
Randall Tex Cobb would be an improvement. He's funnier and he has competed for the world title in both karate and boxing. Has a masters degree too. No longer a celebrity though.
Anyone else?
He sucks. (Shaq, not Dale.)
The University of Phoenix should be embarrassed about handing anyone an MBA that cannot spell "centipede." And as for race car driving... well, let's just say that Shaq's courage doesn't match his size.
Now, who can step in instead? It would have to be someone who is smart (unlike Shaq) and athletic.
I know you're all thinking of me. Maybe if I was asked nicely.
Randall Tex Cobb would be an improvement. He's funnier and he has competed for the world title in both karate and boxing. Has a masters degree too. No longer a celebrity though.
Anyone else?