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olevetonahill
8/1/2010, 12:12 AM
The meaning of Boomer Sooner

My Hughes Satilite screwed up again, So Im Talking to "Mike" = Rahmajihmogodoishe

After and hour on the phone with this "Mike" I did have him Yellin SOONER . when I yelled BOOMER ;)

Leroy Lizard
8/1/2010, 01:04 AM
Mike: "I learned a new English word, 'Sooner.' I think it means 'Bite me, sucka'!'"

delhalew
8/1/2010, 10:33 AM
The meaning of Boomer Sooner

My Hughes Satilite screwed up again, So Im Talking to "Mike" = Rahmajihmogodoishe

After and hour on the phone with this "Mike" I did have him Yellin SOONER . when I yelled BOOMER ;)

What are you some kind of zen master? After calling Hughesnet(direcway if you're old school) I generally wanted to fly to India and murder Rajimajadininifaraine AKA "jerry". There you are teaching him cheers.:D

olevetonahill
8/1/2010, 10:43 AM
What are you some kind of zen master? After calling Hughesnet(direcway if your old school) I generally wanted to fly to India and murder Rajimajadininifaraine AKA "jerry". There you are teaching him cheers.:D

Hell I were piszed about the dayum thing screwing up every day fer the last month and Durnk so I had me some fun with him.

Course I think he was having Fun with me also, he put me on hold about 6 times

1890MilesToNorman
8/1/2010, 10:45 AM
My injun name is Feather so watch yer step Vet!!! :P

C&CDean
8/1/2010, 08:48 PM
You mean a Slurpee, not a Casino?

olevetonahill
8/1/2010, 08:50 PM
You mean a Slurpee, not a Casino?

Yer Right , I caint keep up with all this new terminology, Hell I just learned the other day what Bling meant :O

SanJoaquinSooner
8/1/2010, 10:53 PM
You should have been a school teacher, vet.

Howzit
8/2/2010, 09:35 AM
I have a young Indian woman that works for me and I have taught her a number of choice euphemisms, like "bite my *** and bark at the hole."

They make her laugh but she refuses to even repeat them.

C&CDean
8/2/2010, 09:48 AM
Don't worry, she'll be repeating them to her attorney when she files those sexual harrassment claims.

Howzit
8/2/2010, 10:34 AM
Nah. She asks me to tell her new ones, thinks they're hilarious. I steer clear of any in your endo.

StoopTroup
8/2/2010, 11:31 AM
Don't worry, she'll be repeating them to her attorney when she files those sexual harrassment claims.

So you think a Woman could win a harrassment suit against Howzit? What about a man? :pop:

I'll take your answer off the air....