When I was a knob...

[Okla-homey]

there was no "guide to pass the P.T. test."

The place is going to pot.

http://www.citadel.edu/admissions/images/files/pdfs/matriculation/physicalfitness.pdf

as if anyone with two brain cells to rub together needs instruction on how to do a flippin' push-up

That is all.

[KABOOKIE]

Yes, but they are training future officers who need a manual on how to properly dook in the field latrine.

[SoonerStormchaser]

C'mon sir, you know damn well that that stupid thing was someone's lame-*** attempt at an OPR bullet!