T Cody to Fat

[olevetonahill]

and cant start training camp.:eek:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Terrence-Cody-deemed-too-tubby-for-Ravens-traini?urn=nfl-258518

[Leroy Lizard]

The girlie hair-do is all I would need to keep him off my team.

[delhalew]

They should have seen that coming.

[badger]

They should have seen that coming.

if you saw him coming, you'd run in the opposite direction
http://imgur.com/tkvHj.jpg

[tulsaoilerfan]

Ouch badger, was that necessary?

[VA Sooner]

if you saw him coming, you'd run in the opposite direction
http://imgur.com/tkvHj.jpg



I just poked my eyes out after seeing this!

[Leroy Lizard]

They should have seen that coming.

Literally.

[BoulderSooner79]

if you saw him coming, you'd run in the opposite direction
http://imgur.com/tkvHj.jpg

He was hoping the cool tat on his forearm would distract the coaches from the scale. BTW, what is that coach fixin' to measure? :confused:

[olevetonahill]

He was hoping the cool tat on his forearm would distract the coaches from the scale. BTW, what is that coach fixin' to measure? :confused:

Prolly the Angle of the Dangle to see the heat of the meat:eek:

[BoulderSooner79]

Prolly the Angle of the Dangle to see the heat of the meat:eek:

It was a rhetorical question (ick!). And you screwed up the title on the thread - it's not "to fat" it's "two fat". Get you some edumacation.

[Leroy Lizard]

He was hoping the cool tat on his forearm would distract the coaches from the scale.

Yeah, he was hoping for "Look how stupid I am" instead of "Look how fat I am."

[Curly Bill]

If he'd be carryin other dude's shoulder pads he could lose some of that weight. ;) ;)

[delhalew]

Yeah, he was hoping for "Look how stupid I am" instead of "Look how fat I am."

I'd like to see if you're this mouthy in person.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I can't post youtube videos from here, but somebody should put up the video of him running his 40 at the alabama workout....better than double d's on a trampoline

[KantoSooner]

That was a frightening video. Something like staring right down the barrel of a charging hippo, there was love handles and boobies flopping a rull 12 inches to either side.

And he was prolly moving a lot faster than I could.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

Looks like 3rd times a charm! Mt. Cody AKA "Cheeseburger" finally passes test.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5417168

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh and im pretty sure the guy is using that L to lift up his boob to make sure he isn't smuggling food, drugs, or midgets underneath it

[Scott D]

you gotta be craftier than Cody to smuggle midgets.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I bet he has 2 facebook accounts

[badger]

Looks like 3rd times a charm! Mt. Cody AKA "Cheeseburger" finally passes test.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5417168

The Packers once had a larger defensive lineman named Gilbert Brown. His nickname was "grave digger." He got an endorsement deal with local Burger Kings where he held a shovel in one hand and a burger in another - a triple cheeseburger nicknamed the "Gilbert Burger." Gilbert apparently had to eat three of them to be full.

http://www.gbfcarshow.com/images/Gilbert%20Brown.jpg

Gilbert was valuable and his true weight (listed as 300.... riiiiiiight) was a team secret. My guess is that Cheeseburger Cody's weight will be too.

[Leroy Lizard]

I'd like to see if you're this mouthy in person.

None of us are as mouthy in person.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Collier11 is

He uses his mouth........ a lah

[BoulderSooner79]

The Packers once had a larger defensive lineman named Gilbert Brown. His nickname was "grave digger." He got an endorsement deal with local Burger Kings where he held a shovel in one hand and a burger in another - a triple cheeseburger nicknamed the "Gilbert Burger." Gilbert apparently had to eat three of them to be full.

http://www.gbfcarshow.com/images/Gilbert%20Brown.jpg

Gilbert was valuable and his true weight (listed as 300.... riiiiiiight) was a team secret. My guess is that Cheeseburger Cody's weight will be too.

And I remember Gilbert being so gassed he couldn't move chasing Terrell Davis in the 4th qtr of that SB where my Broncos finally won it all. Sorry for the bad memories Badj, I've since moved on from being a donkey fan.

[Scott D]

I bet he has 2 facebook accounts

I prefer to think that it takes 2 accounts to take pimpin' to the next level.

[badger]

Y'know what's amazing? How this topic is now on the football, general sports, south oval and fark threads.

FOUR boards! FOUR separate threads! And this guy isn't even in our conference! wtf, sf.com.

[SoonerObsession]

Dad Gum! You know there's some women out there that would love to have a pair that big.







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