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Viking Kitten
7/21/2010, 01:46 PM
TITI THEFT! (http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/man-arrested-smuggling-18-monkeys-clothing/story?id=11206101)

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Police at the Mexico City airport, who detained a man with a suspicious bulge under his T-shirt Monday, found 18 small endangered monkeys concealed under his clothing in a girdle.

Roberto Cabrera, 38, traveled to Mexico City aboard a commercial flight Friday from Lima, Peru (http://topics.abcnews.go.com/topic/Peru), and was searched when he began behaving "nervously," police said in a statement.

Cabrera has been charged with trafficking of endangered species.
According to the Mexican Department of Public Safety, Cabrera told authorities that the monkeys were originally hidden in a suitcase, but transferred them to the girdle "so the X-rays wouldn't hurt them."

Each of the 6-inch monkeys were hidden in small sacks and suspended from the girdle. Two of the animals were dead when Cabrera said he purchased the monkeys for $30 apiece. According to experts titi monkeys can sell for as much as $1,000 on the illegal wildlife market.

Many species of titi, a small furry monkey often captured for the pet trade, are considered endangered under international law.

According to TRAFFIC, the international wildlife trade monitoring organization, some 22,346 animals and wildlife products were seized by authorities in Mexico in 2009. Mexico City has a booming illegal wildlife trade, much of it focused at the Sonora and Xochimilco markets.
Last year, an American woman was convicted for smuggling a rhesus macaque from Thailand (http://topics.abcnews.go.com/topic/Thailand) to Spokane (http://topics.abcnews.go.com/topic/Spokane), Washington.

Gypsy Lawson, 28, pretended to be pregnant in order to smuggle the monkey into the U.S. She received 60 days in jail.

stoops the eternal pimp
7/21/2010, 01:50 PM
I've got a 70 year old aunt that smuggles a couple in her pants too

C&CDean
7/21/2010, 01:53 PM
What does an 80-year old woman have between her titis that an 18 year old doesn't? Her navel.

Howzit
7/21/2010, 01:55 PM
Wow, 18 titis. All I have in mine is 10 inches.

Howzit
7/21/2010, 01:55 PM
14 if you count Dean's.

C&CDean
7/21/2010, 02:04 PM
Just so long as I'm pitching with my 4 inches.

stoops the eternal pimp
7/21/2010, 02:05 PM
howzie must be stretching it

Bourbon St Sooner
7/21/2010, 04:37 PM
I can't wait to see the story on Locked Up Abroad.

Dio
7/21/2010, 05:00 PM
"is that a titi in your t-shirt, or are you just happy to see me?"

StoopTroup
7/21/2010, 05:27 PM
Dean....

Are you going to auction off a Titi at the Tailgate this year?

Also...I wonder if it's illegal for a Titi to manufacture OVJ? :D

GKeeper316
7/21/2010, 07:06 PM
is there a save the tities foundation i can donate to?

Turd_Ferguson
7/21/2010, 08:43 PM
is there a save the tities foundation i can donate to?Yes, ask OV for the account number to send it to.