Cal's Chris Martin to transfer to OU

[OU_PhD]

per Bruce Feldman on twitter:

# My hunch at this point is Chris Martin may end up at OU. RT @dtdschmidty whats your feeling on where he will transfer too? 38 minutes ago via web

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Chris Martin says there are "too many distractions" in the Bay Area... Good news for Notre Dame?? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Wow and now bluechip DE-LB recruit Chris Martin is transferring from Cal the school announces. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

[OU_PhD]

He is a 5-star DE

http://rivals.yahoo.com/cal/football/recruiting/player-Chris-Martin-81148;_ylt=AnNef_RsILLtono3Dble_bYOrZB4

[OU_PhD]

meant to add question mark to thread title

[soonerboy_odanorth]

OU_PhD,

Please define the drunken rambling of your post.

Thanks.

-The SoonerFans.com community

[OU_PhD]

OU_PhD,

Please define the drunken rambling of your post.

Thanks.

-The SoonerFans.com community

drunken?

they are tweets from Bruce Feldman. www.twitter.com

[Dan Thompson]

So, is he any good?

[OU_PhD]

I thought people might like to know that a 5-star recruit is rumored to transfer to OU from Cal -- and I figured most people were savvy enough to recognize what reposted tweets would look like.

[OU_PhD]

So, is he any good?

yeah, he's a good one.

I am trying to figure out if he has to sit out or not.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

So... Bruce is wasted. That what'choo mean?

Are you reading forward, or reverse, Alice?

Did you take the red or blue pill?

That blob of cow patty you just splattered on this website.... Yeah... It means a whole bunch of nothing. There is no sense to it. It is not of the English language.

What "news", exactly, are you attempting to disseminate?

BTW, before you decide to go the "heh, heh, grammer smack... real mature" response... What I am trying to relate to you is that what you posted makes absolutlely no sense.

At.

All.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

BTW...

Maybe getting all haughty over "Twitter" (the modern day "flame war" tool) is not the right move...

[Crucifax Autumn]

:pop:

[OU_PhD]

The kid took a visit to OU last November and it came down to ND and Cal and he chose Cal.

I hope he comes to Norman

[tulsaoilerfan]

I bet you are a big, fat, glasses-wearing virgin that plays WoW into the wee hours of the night.

I'm sorry that you're too stupid to decipher some tweets about a transfer to OU. Maybe if your mother hadn't drank so much during her pregnancy with you or perhaps dropped you or whatever it is that she did either before or after she shat you into existence you would be able to apply a little logic and figure things out. Oh well.

Uh oh, someone's fixing to get a few days off from here:pop:

[OU_PhD]

Uh oh, someone's fixing to get a few days off from here:pop:

you mean they don't ban the troll?

[delhalew]

You've got me interested OUPhD.
Somehow I got the gist of your post:D

[OU_PhD]

well if I'm going to get banned because I react to a troll, at least let me post this link: http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_15561616

It's a story about his transfer.

[OU_PhD]

You've got me interested OUPhD.
Somehow I got the gist of your post:D

Sounds like you had parents that loved you unlike our little special one 'odanorth.

I hope Martin comes to OU~!

[swardboy]

Ok everybody, let's stay on topic here. I wanna hear soonerboy o de north's reply

:bsmf:

[sooner ngintunr]

:pop:

[PLaw]

The kid took a visit to OU last November and it came down to ND and Cal and he chose Cal.

I hope he comes to Norman

Methinks he winds up at ND because we are really stacked at DE. He probably sees the field sooner there. And, where do we find a 'ship to give him?

That said, if it works out, then welcome to the family big fella.

BOOMER

[OU_PhD]

peace out fellas, i'm outro

[swardboy]

Methinks he winds up at ND because we are really stacked at DE. He probably sees the field sooner there. And, where do we find a 'ship to give him?

That said, if it works out, then welcome to the family big fella.

BOOMER

That's what I was thinking. I'm sure Norman would be the less "distracting" between it and South Bend though.

Wonder if that cop trial reaction spooked him?

[picasso]

Methinks he winds up at ND because we are really stacked at DE. He probably sees the field sooner there. And, where do we find a 'ship to give him?

That said, if it works out, then welcome to the family big fella.

BOOMER

Ohhhhhhhh I'll bet we could find a scholarship for him.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Heh!

I am big. And I am fat.

What is the psychosis around proclaiming (screaming out loud, in fact) that you are an "OU_PhD"?

And as "real" world goes...

Your expertise in "Ta-whit-ter" lingo signifies... what? Exactly?...

Do tell...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Uh oh, someone's fixing to get a few days off from here:pop:


Now now... no harm, no foul. I enjoy a good shore lunch.

Especially when casting for the Great Red River Pretentious Cat.

They REALLY put up a fight, and are fun to get in the boat!

[Crucifax Autumn]

I hope the reply is "I don't play Warcraft".

[MI Sooner]

OU PhD, huh? Now I know why our grad schools don't have the best reputation.

[Frozen Sooner]

Everyone chill out a bit. Thanks.

[webfoot]

I'm new around here so I'll ask. Any chance PhD and Odanorth are the same person and it/he/she is just post padding?

[goingoneight]

Twitter: killing more brain cells than bud and MTV combined.

[Leroy Lizard]

I know Tweeting is supposed to be informal, but does Bruce Feldman need a language coach?

[Eielson]

I don't think this is hard to understand at all. I'm not sure why the name calling started.

Paraphrase: A DE named Chris Martin, who would be by far our highest rated recruit, is possibly transferring to OU.

[goingoneight]

per Bruce Feldman on twitter:

# My hunch at this point is Chris Martin may end up at OU. RT @dtdschmidty whats your feeling on where he will transfer too? 38 minutes ago via web

* Reply
* Retweet

#

Chris Martin says there are "too many distractions" in the Bay Area... Good news for Notre Dame?? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

* Reply
* Retweet

#

Wow and now bluechip DE-LB recruit Chris Martin is transferring from Cal the school announces. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Without someone in the recruiting know clarifying it, you could also get that RT Chris Martin is going to Notre Dame. Those of us who proudly don't "twitter" were merely stating the original message looked like something Charlie Kelly wrote, and the name-calling started amongst posters who probably didn't like eachother already.

[SouthFortySooner]

I am proud to say until now I had no idea there was such a thing as a tweet. Of course I was incredulous the first time someone said there was a cartoon called Ninja Turtles and even more Spongebob Square Pants.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Rockin' Robin...

[yermom]

is he gonna bring Gweneth Paltrow with him?

[Collier11]

Viva La Vida holmes

[oudavid1]

OMG THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Ill be doing this if it happens!!!!!!!!

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/170000/170422_dancing_banana.gif

[Crucifax Autumn]

Dancing around holding the money shot in your hands?

Weird.

[Leroy Lizard]

OMG THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We need more pics of your cutie girlfriend, fewer pics of the dancing banana.

[oudavid1]

We need more pics of your cutie girlfriend, fewer pics of the dancing banana.

Dont be using it to get your jollies off

[Crucifax Autumn]

I have a dancing banana. Wanna see it?

[Leroy Lizard]

Dont be using it to get your jollies off

http://www.steeljack.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/who_me-300x294.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

I have a dancing banana. Wanna see it?



http://www.freshplaza.com/2007/1112/chiquita.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

It's the girth that counts.

[swardboy]

I'd get a girthy banana if this kid comes to Norman. Any follow-up info here somebody?

[gatorpower]

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_15567875

Because someone asked. He decided to transfer to Florida, one of the schools he was favoring last fall.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I got news for the kid. He could transfer to Mississippi State and still find "distractions" in Starkville. It is what you make it.

[NorCaligator]

Sorry guys, looks like he's a Gator.
http://florida.scout.com/2/985390.html

[Frozen Sooner]

You know what this thread needs?

Someone else saying he's going to Florida.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

He's going to Florida.

.

[OK2U]

lame

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow I just read this....odanorth is a troll?

he didn't tell me that at the tailgate.

[Eielson]

I think he's going to Florida.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

odanorth is?

[KantoSooner]

We're ALL going to DisneyWorld. It's fate, baby. Sooner or later, everyone ends up there. Weird, when you think about it.

[Eielson]

odanorth is?

Of course.

[yousillysooners]

Yep, looks like he finally saw the light. Going to Florida.

[Eielson]

Yep, looks like he finally saw the light. Going to Florida.

Odanorth isn't really going to Florida. :rolleyes:

[picasso]

Yep, looks like he finally saw the light. Going to Florida.

The light of what exactly? Jorts shining in the moonlight?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

that would be a long trip for SO

[CU Sooner]

Good move, there should hardly be any distractions in Gainesville.;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

This thread was WAY funnier last night.

[Mississippi Sooner]

You've totally lost me.

Who is going to Florida?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Crucifax Autumn is

[Leroy Lizard]

No, Crucifax is going to Disneyland. That's in Anaheim. Who's going to Disney World? That's in Orlando.

[swardboy]

Yep, looks like he finally saw the light. Going to Florida.

Oh no, I'm sure the light of the world is in the Rockies now.

[theresonly1OU]

Dancing around holding the money shot in your hands?

Weird.

LMGDAO.

[oudavid1]

I hope Chris likes Florida, geeeeez how many more 5 stars can they get!

[Eielson]

I hope Chris likes Florida, geeeeez how many more 5 stars can they get!

Who is Chris? What is his username?

[Seamus]

Last year, I had a horrific abscess about 2 and a half inches from my ah-noose. Excruciating.

This thread brought back memories of that time.

Well done.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Jesus. I just read this whole thing.


Mods! Lock? Please? Save someone else from this.

[boomersooner28]

There are no "distractions" in Florida...he'll like it there. :rolleyes:

[Mississippi Sooner]

This thread should be stickied. :D

[soonerboomer93]

maybe the sticky is the distraction?

or is the distraction sticky?

[goingoneight]

Maybe Pouncey's agent got ahold of him. [/aggyism]

[SoonerLB]

This thread should be stickied. :D

It is. Got the money shot all over it! :)

[GottaHavePride]

per Bruce Feldman on twitter:

# My hunch at this point is Chris Martin may end up at OU. RT @dtdschmidty whats your feeling on where he will transfer too? 38 minutes ago via web

* Reply
* Retweet

#

Chris Martin says there are "too many distractions" in the Bay Area... Good news for Notre Dame?? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

* Reply
* Retweet

#

Wow and now bluechip DE-LB recruit Chris Martin is transferring from Cal the school announces. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Jeebus, people. I'll decipher it. First, read bottom to top, because Twitter posts newest at the top. Also ignore the bits at the end, since they're automatically generated and just tell you how he's posting. So in order, Bruce Feldman's tweets say:

1. "Wow and now bluechip DE-LB recruit Chris Martin is transferring from Cal the school announces. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®"

2. "Chris Martin says there are "too many distractions" in the Bay Area... Good news for Notre Dame?? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®"

3. "My hunch at this point is Chris Martin may end up at OU. RT @dtdschmidty whats your feeling on where he will transfer too? 38 minutes ago via web"

And #3 there means that some guy named "dtdschmidty" wants to know where Feldman thinks Chris Martin will end up, and Feldman replied while including dtdschmidty's original question in the tweet.

[SouthFortySooner]

Jeebus, people. I'll decipher it. First, read bottom to top, because Twitter posts newest at the top. Also ignore the bits at the end, since they're automatically generated and just tell you how he's posting. So in order, Bruce Feldman's tweets say:

1. "Wow and now bluechip DE-LB recruit Chris Martin is transferring from Cal the school announces. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®"

2. "Chris Martin says there are "too many distractions" in the Bay Area... Good news for Notre Dame?? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®"

3. "My hunch at this point is Chris Martin may end up at OU. RT @dtdschmidty whats your feeling on where he will transfer too? 38 minutes ago via web"

And #3 there means that some guy named "dtdschmidty" wants to know where Feldman thinks Chris Martin will end up, and Feldman replied while including dtdschmidty's original question in the tweet.

Tweetador!

[sooneron]

So does this mean Coldplay is or isn't going to Flahreeda?

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Sunshine Skyway Bridge.... It could be a nice home... great view of the bay, plenty of room to stretch out... But then I'd have to go through that whole name change thing ala Ochocinco....sbods just doesn't have the same ring as sbodn... just don't know if the brand will carry as well.

I'll give it some thought and get back to ya'll in a bit. I have an errand to run... wore out the crotch on my jorts... gotta hop on the wagon and crank the Coldplay and find a fabric shop that might have a comfortable patch that won't irritate my scales..