Eielson/Collier **** Match

[Eielson]

This started in another thread and was getting it way off topic.


You didnt strike a nerve, I just typically hold my tongue when it comes to your general stupidity but this time I decided not to, thats all

So you're saying that I struck a nerve this time? :D


Yea, because success as a coordinator has anything to do with success as a head coach

Are you saying that Long and KW are better OC's than Leach and Mangino? [/OC discussion with you]


Everyone that knows me thinks of me in the highest regard, im that kind of person.

At least you're humble.


I also dont go around on message boards insulting people on the most personal levels like you do, but thats cus im a good person. And if you would like me to post a link to that little fiasco of yours where you had to make a public apology, id be happy to

Keep in mind the part where you said I made a public apology.


Ah, the internet tough guy claims, I can say with pretty safe confidence that I am twice the athlete that you ever were and while im not going to sit here on a message board and claim all of my merits, id be happy to show them to you someday. Just let me know

Are you really going to start claiming you're a better athlete than I am over a message board? Since you brought it up, I played three different 6A sports (football, basketball, and baseball) in high school and even medaled in a middle school track meet. What have YOU done?


Oh, and every conversation that comes up I discuss with both facts and honest opinion, I dont run around like yourself trying to get a rise out of people and acting like im the smartest person in the room. I spent forever debating player vs player in other threads, I felt no need to jump into another one, such as the link that you posted

I don't claim to be the smartest person on this board. Sorry if you feel that way. When we're in basketball conversations I'll admit to anybody that skull, 04, My Opinion Matters, STEP, and Scott D all know way more than I do. When it comes to football there are far too many to name.


Hell, I even admit when im wrong which is more than I can ever say for you

Remember that public apology we were talking about earlier?

[tommieharris91]

Take your mess somewhere else. And clean the floor when you leave.

[Eielson]

I don't know where else to take it?

[Eielson]

Would Smack Central be a better place?

[Collier11]

just quit being a doosh in general, no one gives a **** about your little attention grabbing attempt

[Eielson]

I was actually trying to take the attention away by moving out of a thread that was actually a decent conversation.

[colleyvillesooner]

and even medaled in a middle school track meet. What have YOU done?

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[Collier11]

the only reason I even come back to this thread is for that reason Colley, LOL

[sooner59]

Thanks. I took the MCAT today. I needed a laugh like this. Hell I medaled in middle school track, too! It was the only year I ran, lol. And I sucked. I also played three sports in high school. I also played basketball against Collier at the Huff at OU, and he was a balla. Of course, I was too short to post up against him. :D

[Collier11]

At least you're humble.

I will reply to one thing, this ^

Has nothing to do with being humble or cocky, its not cocky to claim to be a good person. I just am a good person. I am a loyal family member and friend, im honest, I love GOD. Doesnt mean I dont make mistakes but I AM a good person and anyone of my friends or anyone who knows me would tell you that.





Thats all you are getting out of this silly thread

[Collier11]

Thanks. I took the MCAT today. I needed a laugh like this. Hell I medaled in middle school track, too! It was the only year I ran, lol. And I sucked. I also played three sports in high school. I also played basketball against Collier at the Huff at OU, and he was a balla. Of course, I was too short to post up against him. :D

and im only 6'2'', LOL

[Eielson]

Thanks. I took the MCAT today. I needed a laugh like this. Hell I medaled in middle school track, too! It was the only year I ran, lol. And I sucked. I also played three sports in high school. I also played basketball against Collier at the Huff at OU, and he was a balla. Of course, I was too short to post up against him. :D

6A?

[Eielson]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Quote the whole thing next time.

[Eielson]

Thats all you are getting out of this silly thread

You continued to respond in the other thread...

[Fraggle145]

My boner is so rock hard right now.

[Crucifax Autumn]

This thread is gayer than balls on my chin.

[colleyvillesooner]

Quote the whole thing next time.


Why? That was you big trump card.

And the next morning, it's still hilarious.

[Collier11]

Agreed

[Fraggle145]

I still got a semi.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not...

My goodness, IT'S A MESSAGE BOARD. Grow up already.

[MR2-Sooner86]

medaled in a middle school track meet. What have YOU done?

You're one of those guys that every picture they put up on facebook/myspace is of them without a shirt and trying to flex as much as possible. Don't deny it man, it's obvious.

[Ike]

Are you really going to start claiming you're a better athlete than I am over a message board? Since you brought it up, I played three different 6A sports (football, basketball, and baseball) in high school and even medaled in a middle school track meet. What have YOU done?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Nothing says "athlete" like high school and middle school sports.

[Eielson]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not...

My goodness, IT'S A MESSAGE BOARD. Grow up already.

I was just having fun with this. We were in another thread and Collier got angry and decided to start making personal attacks. I don't really have the will power to back down from arguments, so rather than disrupt a thread that was a decent discussion, I decided to bring it over here. Collier on the other hand tried to act like he was more mature about this by not posting in here, but in reality he just continued to argue in the other thread. I'll admit that this conversation was childish on both parts. That's a common trend when I try to have a conversation with Collier.

[GottaHavePride]

I think we're seeing the first-ever Official Internet Chubby War.

[Eielson]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Nothing says "athlete" like high school and middle school sports.

I didn't bring up the "I'm a better athlete than you" part of the argument. I'm not claiming to be a great athlete. I'm just saying that I've done alright. Did you play college sports?

[starclassic tama]

i bet he ran a mean 200m hurdle when he was 11

[Fraggle145]

I think we're seeing the first-ever Official Internet Chubby War.

And I'm winning.

[btk108]

somebody's got WAY too much time on his hands..........

[SoonerStormchaser]

Someone peem me when a mod shows up to card/throw shoes...I wanna be here to witness the spectacle.

[soonerhubs]

I'm fat and out of shape.


I didn't play sports in HS.

Oh, I thought this was a reflection thread.

In middle school our bb team was county co-champs.

Also, I like Taco Bueno.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I was on the muff diving team.

[Eielson]

I got 6th in the 100M dash in 4th grade, too.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I had a 40th level magic user in high school.

[Eielson]

I had a 40th level magic user in high school.

I'm a level 37 on MW2.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I once rolled 4 20s in a row.

[soonerhubs]

I got the lead in our HS musical!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

Somehow I don't think this went the way someone expected...

[soonerhubs]

Wait... Does Cornelius Hackle count as lead? How bout Albert Finney?


Also, I should mention that i've hauled hay, pulled calves, and picked more than 4 gallons of wild blackberries in one sitting.

[Collier11]

I was just having fun with this. We were in another thread and Collier got angry and decided to start making personal attacks.

You are such a foolish child and I didnt use any personal attacks other than pointing out the obvious which is that you are a lame brained drama queen who needs attention


I didn't bring up the "I'm a better athlete than you" part of the argument. I'm not claiming to be a great athlete. I'm just saying that I've done alright. Did you play college sports?

sure ya did, youre the one who asked me to post my athletic endeavors because you won a medal in middle school

[Collier11]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not...

My goodness, IT'S A MESSAGE BOARD. Grow up already.

Be careful, before you know it there will be a Eielson/Ardmore death match thread :D

[soonerhubs]

Thought we were playing compete for fraggle's attention. I just hope I win. Eh frag? Art thou impressed? ;) ;)

[Eielson]

You are such a foolish child and I didnt use any personal attacks other than pointing out the obvious which is that you are a lame brained drama queen who needs attention

You do realize that you just said you don't make personal attacks, and the proceeded to make one in the same sentence?


sure ya did, youre the one who asked me to post my athletic endeavors because you won a medal in middle school


I can say with pretty safe confidence that I am twice the athlete that you ever were

[XingTheRubicon]

is this thread ironic yet?

[soonerhubs]

Traffic jam... When you're already late.

[olevetonahill]

I once rolled 4 20s in a row.

Ya say that Like yer proud er sompun .
Hell I took 1st place in Beer Chugin " In da 1st grade . I was shamed cause i got 2nd place in the Preskool thingy :O

[Eielson]

is this thread ironic yet?

Don't ask Collier. :P

[Crucifax Autumn]

I also rolled da 420 in high school.

[sooner59]

Me, too! But it was in April. :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

This April chick had weed in her cooch?

[olevetonahill]

I also rolled da 420 in high school.

Do that = a Bongson Bomber ?:cool:

[Collier11]

Give it up already, my goodness you are pathetic

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

Hey, does anyone know where I can get a boomer sooner ringtone? TIA

[tommieharris91]

is this thread ironic yet?

Nah, this hasn't become a nerds vs jocks pissing contest yet.

[soonerhubs]

Is this hotel pager friendly?

[colleyvillesooner]

I'm not gettin a sig on my beeper...

[CrimsonJim]

5 stars!

[Fraggle145]

Thought we were playing compete for fraggle's attention. I just hope I win. Eh frag? Art thou impressed? ;) ;)

I'm getting there. I need at least a ribbon for placing to get me going though...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I won the 100 yard dash in 6th grade..before the race started, I hummed chariots of fire to myself and told myself "you can do it." and then I did it...

[soonerhubs]

Does a participation ribbon count?

[SoonerAtKU]

Nah, this hasn't become a nerds vs jocks pissing contest yet.

Doesn't the fact that this is taking place on the internet mean that the nerds have already won by default?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Ya'll are weak. I read "A Tale of Two Cities" cover to cover in three hours. I was only interrupted when I had to help Will Hunting solve that math problem thingy.

[Eielson]

Does a participation ribbon count?

What color was it?

[Fraggle145]

Does a participation ribbon count?

Its a start... :O

[soonerhubs]

I can't remember. :(

[GottaHavePride]

Ya'll are weak. I read "A Tale of Two Cities" cover to cover in three hours. I was only interrupted when I had to help Will Hunting solve that math problem thingy.

Oh yeah? Well, one time I read Dostoevsky's "The Idiot" in two days.

Srsly.

Talk about a depressing damn book.

[Collier11]

I won duck duck goose 3 times in one week in grade school

[soonerhubs]

Hehe! I had this on another thread as well. (http://www.hulu.com/watch/52192/saturday-night-live-penelope---therapy)

[oudavid1]

Im with Colly, but this was a comical idea.


OH and all of you can suck it,

i was the best holder in Oklahoma High School Football history.


Oh and i had a higher completion % than Sam Bradford at PC North.


http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/170000/170422_dancing_banana.gif

[Eielson]

I won duck duck goose 3 times in one week in grade school

Weak.

[Collier11]

I know, they didnt give out medals :eek: :D

[Frozen Sooner]

I once scored 6 TDs in a game for Polk High.

[Collier11]

Youll never be Al Bundy, why try?

[SoonerStormchaser]

I married someone 20 years older than me.

THREAD OVER!!!

[Collier11]

So when youre 40, she will be 60 :eek: :D

[Eielson]

I married someone 20 years older than me.

THREAD OVER!!!

Seriously?

[Frozen Sooner]

Youll never be Al Bundy, why try?

No room for my hand down the front of my pants with you hanging on my nuts? ;)

[SoonerStormchaser]

Where in the **** you think all the geriatric jokes about my wife are coming from? You think I'm getting them thrown at me for my health?

[Collier11]

No room for my hand down the front of my pants with you hanging on my nuts? ;)

you sonnuva...

[Eielson]

Where in the **** you think all the geriatric jokes about my wife are coming from? You think I'm getting them thrown at me for my health?

I didn't know you were getting geriatric jokes.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Retirees need luvin' too.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Won the gold at state for curling AND shuffleboard when I was in the 4th grade AND I did it without the use of anabolic steroids. Yeah, top that bitches!

[tommieharris91]

Won the gold at state for curling AND shuffleboard when I was in the 4th grade AND I did it without the use of anabolic steroids. Yeah, top that bitches!

...it's possible to win at shuffleboard sober?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Is it even possible to play?

[Bourbon St Sooner]

I married someone 20 years older than me.

THREAD OVER!!!


Cougar!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I won the first annual Soonerfans John Holmes Award for having the biggest weenis......

[olevetonahill]

I won the first annual Soonerfans John Holmes Award for having the biggest weenis......

Caint nobody beat MY Weenie ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

tough to beat, but responds to a good petting