View Full Version : Whoa. Dick Cheney doesn't have a pulse and has to be plugged in at night
Frozen Sooner
7/16/2010, 12:49 PM
http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/7706221.php
That's crazy. Hope he pulls through.
NormanPride
7/16/2010, 12:54 PM
Five heart attacks since age 37? Holy crap...
soonerscuba
7/16/2010, 12:57 PM
It still confuses me that 100 years ago we believed in hysteria and cocaine for headaches, and now a heart doesn't technically need to beat for someone to be alive.
yermom
7/16/2010, 01:13 PM
great, now we have undead Cheney
i saw something like that on Grey's Anatomy
how do you tell if there is a problem now? check his oxygen levels?
GottaHavePride
7/16/2010, 01:26 PM
ZOMBIE CHENEY! BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.......
And now his transformation is complete!
http://sithsigma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/darthvader.jpg
XingTheRubicon
7/16/2010, 01:39 PM
He's only mostly dead
delhalew
7/16/2010, 01:58 PM
I always knew he would be the first cyborg.
VeeJay
7/16/2010, 10:35 PM
Say what you will about Cheney. As Sec of Defense under Bush 41, he was licking his chops over finishing the job on Saddam. But a politically calculating president said Enough. Cheney should have continued the assault on the Saddam. We'd have avoided a sh*tstorm of misery over the last seven years.
picasso
7/16/2010, 10:43 PM
great, now we have undead Cheney
Can we clone him and make a mean old man army?
Tulsa_Fireman
7/16/2010, 10:56 PM
http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/characters/MiMy-Middle-Aged%20Man.jpg
Unlike Middle Aged Man, he can NOT program a VCR.
picasso
7/16/2010, 11:31 PM
Say what you will about Cheney. As Sec of Defense under Bush 41, he was licking his chops over finishing the job on Saddam. But a politically calculating president said Enough. Cheney should have continued the assault on the Saddam. We'd have avoided a sh*tstorm of misery over the last seven years.
Don't forget he'd make his naysayers look stupid and whizz their pants in a debate.
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