Whoa. Dick Cheney doesn't have a pulse and has to be plugged in at night

[Frozen Sooner]

http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/7706221.php

That's crazy. Hope he pulls through.

[NormanPride]

Five heart attacks since age 37? Holy crap...

[soonerscuba]

It still confuses me that 100 years ago we believed in hysteria and cocaine for headaches, and now a heart doesn't technically need to beat for someone to be alive.

[yermom]

great, now we have undead Cheney

i saw something like that on Grey's Anatomy

how do you tell if there is a problem now? check his oxygen levels?

[GottaHavePride]

ZOMBIE CHENEY! BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.......

[Ike]

And now his transformation is complete!

http://sithsigma.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/darthvader.jpg

[XingTheRubicon]

He's only mostly dead

[delhalew]

I always knew he would be the first cyborg.

[VeeJay]

Say what you will about Cheney. As Sec of Defense under Bush 41, he was licking his chops over finishing the job on Saddam. But a politically calculating president said Enough. Cheney should have continued the assault on the Saddam. We'd have avoided a sh*tstorm of misery over the last seven years.

[picasso]

great, now we have undead Cheney



Can we clone him and make a mean old man army?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/characters/MiMy-Middle-Aged%20Man.jpg

Unlike Middle Aged Man, he can NOT program a VCR.

[picasso]

Say what you will about Cheney. As Sec of Defense under Bush 41, he was licking his chops over finishing the job on Saddam. But a politically calculating president said Enough. Cheney should have continued the assault on the Saddam. We'd have avoided a sh*tstorm of misery over the last seven years.

Don't forget he'd make his naysayers look stupid and whizz their pants in a debate.