Lott's Bandana
7/10/2010, 04:39 PM
Message board greatness:
http://www.urbanmonarch.com/fiber-one-chewy-bars-stomach-problems-gas/
When i eat fiber one, I fart like i never did before, and the farts that the fiber bars produce are lethal. I even can’t stand the smell of those farts. I really like those bars but this is my only problem.
so i’m not the only one! i’ve recently tried these bars after my boss had given me one as we were on our way to a conference…to my embarassement, i stunk up condo we rented time we got there. but i’m like, hey, that’s a good thing, gets the train going which is healthy. …so when i get home i buy a crap load of them and boom,,all this gas and #2 dump emergencies
I think that the Fiber One bars are a delicious, healthy and nutritious snack, and the increased passing of gas is healthy and enjoyable.
I find that my fiber one bar farts are not only the worst smalling ever, but they seem to be hotter too. You know, the kind of fart that burns your *******. Fiber One Bars can burn in hell!
My social life, however, has significantly declined since I began. My farts, which occur every 3-5 minutes on the dot, release an almost sickening odor, which is akin to the smell of a burning pile of rubber bands. I find that after one or two shots are fired, a majority of the room has mysteriously vanished. One time I had three at once and damn near soiled myself playing cards with my grandparents. There should be some kind of Surgeon General’s warning on these bars....and so many more!
http://www.urbanmonarch.com/fiber-one-chewy-bars-stomach-problems-gas/
When i eat fiber one, I fart like i never did before, and the farts that the fiber bars produce are lethal. I even can’t stand the smell of those farts. I really like those bars but this is my only problem.
so i’m not the only one! i’ve recently tried these bars after my boss had given me one as we were on our way to a conference…to my embarassement, i stunk up condo we rented time we got there. but i’m like, hey, that’s a good thing, gets the train going which is healthy. …so when i get home i buy a crap load of them and boom,,all this gas and #2 dump emergencies
I think that the Fiber One bars are a delicious, healthy and nutritious snack, and the increased passing of gas is healthy and enjoyable.
I find that my fiber one bar farts are not only the worst smalling ever, but they seem to be hotter too. You know, the kind of fart that burns your *******. Fiber One Bars can burn in hell!
My social life, however, has significantly declined since I began. My farts, which occur every 3-5 minutes on the dot, release an almost sickening odor, which is akin to the smell of a burning pile of rubber bands. I find that after one or two shots are fired, a majority of the room has mysteriously vanished. One time I had three at once and damn near soiled myself playing cards with my grandparents. There should be some kind of Surgeon General’s warning on these bars....and so many more!