2010 SF.com Tailgates!

[C&CDean]

Alright kids, we're inside of 60-days til kickoff of the 2010-11 OU football National Championship quest. This, of course means it's time to start thinking/talking about this year's tailgate parties.

It looks like we will be in the same most excellent location in the parking lot of the Casa Blanca building on the NW corner of Jenkins and Boyd.

Momma will be throwing together the menus and the likker, etc. When we get closer to each tailgate I will announce the menu for that day. As always, feel free to bring a dish or dessert or whatever you feel like.

For all those folks who've never attended one of our tailgates, here's the deal:

-Free food, beer (multiple domestics and 6-point imports), soft drinks, likker, etc.
-His/hers porta-turlets, shade canopies, chairs, etc.
-Satellite TV for watching all the games
-Tip jar for donating to the cause if you can afford to
-Outstanding Sooner raffle items (OU memorabilia type stuff) for purchase to help offset the expenses
-On-site parking for $20 or you may purchase a season parking pass for $90 ($15 per game)
-Sponsorship - if you would like to really help us out, we need some tailgate sponsors. You can do it as an individual, or with a group of others. You can have your business do it if you wish. A sponsorship is $300, and it includes a free season parking pass.

If you're interested in the parking pass or a sponsorship, please send me a peem and I'll give you the address to mail the check.

Let's party hardy and enjoy an excellent home football schedule like champions.

[NormanPride]

Awesomes.

We'll be by to chip in as usual. Thanks for setting these up, Dean!

[SWEAT PEA HOLIEWAY]

I can't wait !!! Hopefully you won't mind some OU fans living in Huskerland joining in.

[oudavid1]

[QUOTE=C&CDean;2906160]
-Free food, beer (multiple domestics and 6-point imports), soft drinks, likker, etc.
-His/hers porta-turlets, shade canopies, chairs, etc.
-Satellite TV for watching all the games
-Tip jar for donating to the cause if you can afford to

im a youngin, but i would love to party with some real characters. and i would be a donor

[setem]

I am thinking about sponsoring this year. I will let you know if I have that kind of scratch!

Glad football is about to be back in order! I am still in baseball mode then. The American Legion Team I coach is hosting a district play off for the 1st time.

Ruf-Neks may be making their 1st trip to state this year!

[47straight]

Mama dean's biscuits and gravy were the perfect way to start the OU/OSU gameday last year.

[Collier11]

Ill swing by from time to time, we have our own tailgate each home game but we are only a block away and id love to meet more of you all, plus Dean has only seen me once so I need to let him take in my sexyness a little more :D

[C&CDean]

Just so it's clear, everyone is welcome to attend our tailgates. We especially enjoy having fans from opposing teams show up. After the obligatory porta-pot swirly, we'll treat you right neighborly. Hell, we even let butt-plugs like Collier show up every so often.

[Soonerwake]

Just so it's clear, everyone is welcome to attend our tailgates. We especially enjoy having fans from opposing teams show up. After the obligatory porta-pot swirly, we'll treat you right neighborly. Hell, we even let butt-plugs like Collier show up every so often.

Just make sure you use the correct porta-toilet.. Violators will be prosecuted in Dean-like fashion.. :D

[Collier11]

Just so it's clear, everyone is welcome to attend our tailgates. We especially enjoy having fans from opposing teams show up. After the obligatory porta-pot swirly, we'll treat you right neighborly. Hell, we even let butt-plugs like Collier show up every so often.

^ Thats how you know Dean cares :D

[StoopTroup]

Modelo Negra can help with butt plug insertion.

[JLEW1818]

i heard this rumor of kids rattling the porta-potty last year. while some Indian guy was in there

....

[Collier11]

I thought he was messican?


And arent you sponsoring 3 tailgates this year Jlew?

[texaspokieokie]

i've been to some of Dean's tailgate parties. they're tops.

in fact i used to park there in the alley,behind the restaurants after they closed the parking lot across the street.

then Haliburton or some entity took all those spots. not to worry,we still get good spots, in the same area. BOY, I'M READY !!!!!!!!!

[btk108]

i heard this rumor of kids rattling the porta-potty last year. while some Indian guy was in there

....

Perv...

[btk108]

I thought he was messican?

A*S

[btk108]

Me, JLew and ST will be rockin the terlets....and not in the C11 sort of way, either.

[Collier11]

Dont you mean in the Jlew kinda way :eek:

[btk108]

Dont you mean in the Jlew kinda way :eek:

at leas Jlew has member of the opposite sex in there :P

[picasso]

We're excited to brining our newest Sooner along with us this year!

[dolemitesooner]

mm hmm

[C&CDean]

We're excited to brining our newest Sooner along with us this year!

Cool. I've got an OVJ baby bottle for the little junior arteest. Of course you'll have to wrassle doleo for it.

[olevetonahill]

Ill most definitely Be at the 1st one bro
Got to bring the supplies for all of em , in case I dont get back :D

[soonersweetie]

we'll be there!!!

[btk108]

Cool. I've got an OVJ baby bottle for the little junior arteest. Of course you'll have to wrassle doleo for it.

Does that include an OVJ nipple?

[C&CDean]

Nah, that one is weathered and worn. Looks like a 60-year old Hershey's kiss that's been laying in the sun.

[picasso]

Cool. I've got an OVJ baby bottle for the little junior arteest. Of course you'll have to wrassle doleo for it.

:D

[NormanPride]

I'm gonna drink all the Pacifico before Doleo gets there.

[C&CDean]

Uh doleo comes when we get there and helps set up. You'll have to get up mighty early to beat doleo to the Pacifico.

[NormanPride]

I'll drink on the way there, then.

And I always want to get by there early to help set up, but we have family in town and they always guilt-trip me into spending time with them. Sheesh!

[C&CDean]

You need to get your priorities straight young man. OU football/family. Hello? See you tomorrow sis, I've got a football game to get to.

[NormanPride]

That's what I say, but then they pull rank. They're all older than me and I was brought up to respect my elders.

[dolemitesooner]

I'm gonna drink all the Pacifico before Doleo gets there.I'll bet a large some of money that does not happen sir.



Also what is this Rank you speak of. There is no higher rank than that of Pacifico.

[NormanPride]

I should pull rank on you now. I have more posts so more Pacifico should go to me.

[dolemitesooner]

I should pull rank on you now. I have more posts so more Pacifico should go to me.

shut your mouth before I pass you beck in one night while drinking pacifico

[Collier11]

Doesnt count, half of your posts are probably Badgers

[SoonerStormchaser]

Uh doleo comes when we get there and helps set up. You'll have to get up mighty early to beat doleo to the Pacifico.

AHEM! I know I've beaten him several times in the past few years...hell there were a few times I beat you as well (albeit by a few minutes).

I dunno Deano if I can make it this year...my sq is gonna be shipping out soon for our latest sandbox vacation...and where I'm going is still up in the air at this point.

[NormanPride]

Doesnt count, half of your posts are probably Badgers

Other way around. Half of her posts are me posting at home where I'm too lazy to log her out. Any post you see of hers without pictures = me. :D

[Collier11]

its pretty easy to know when Badger has posts that arent hers :D

[JLEW1818]

i just wanna meet Badger and NP

Florida State game for sure.

[Collier11]

you told me that you only wanted to meet Badger :eek: :D

[JLEW1818]

meow

[NormanPride]

You can meet Mr. Tire Iron. :mad:

[Howzit]

shut your mouth before I pass you beck in one night while drinking pacifico

Maybe bsg will magically show up, open your Pacifico with her teeth and spit the cap in your face.

Good times.

[Collier11]

You can meet Mr. Tire Iron. :mad:

Uh Oh, Jlew in trouble now

[oudavid1]

I wanna meet all you characters, but considering im like the youngest person on here it would be weird.

[IB4OU2]

Maybe bsg will magically show up, open your Pacifico with her teeth and spit the cap in your face.

Good times.

Those were the days...:(

[Mjcpr]

Maybe bsg will magically show up, open your Pacifico with her teeth and spit the cap in your face.

Good times.

She was a dainty little flower.

[soonermagicgirl]

hello fellow tailgaters!

I will be there as always to help setup,tear down, cook etc. I've been anxiously awaiting kickoff so i can see ya'lls drunk a$$e$ again. LOL

[dolemitesooner]

Maybe bsg will magically show up, open your Pacifico with her teeth and spit the cap in your face.

Good times.

That was good times.

"Gim me that beer boy"

[AZSOONER]

I've had the pleasure of attending a few tailgates over the years, but looks like I'm finally getting the family back to the homeland, so you guys just might see a lot of me this year. I'll have to change my handle from AZSOONER to OKCSOONER but I'm sure that one is taken.

[olevetonahill]

hello fellow tailgaters!

I will be there as always to help setup,tear down, cook etc. I've been anxiously awaiting kickoff so i can see ya'lls drunk a$$e$ again. LOL

Very Doubtful , Ya will ever see me durnk;)

[yankee]

i'm going to have to get drunk with a bunch of you at one (or more) of these. what's the popo presence like where you tailgate?...i'm not 21 till after the football season so i don't wanna bring any trouble to myself or others.

[C&CDean]

The tailgates are open to everyone of every age. However, the beer cooler and the bar are only open to those 21 and older. No exceptions. If you're under 21 and choose to drink, you're gonna have to do it elsewhere.

[setem]

Very Doubtful , Ya will ever see me sober;)

Fixed! Just sayin....

[btk108]

Fixed! Just sayin....

This....

[ccmike9]

I wanna meet all you characters, but considering im like the youngest person on here it would be weird.


I'm not very old at all. We can hang out amidst all the geezers :P

[dolemitesooner]

What if you act 14?

[yankee]

The tailgates are open to everyone of every age. However, the beer cooler and the bar are only open to those 21 and older. No exceptions. If you're under 21 and choose to drink, you're gonna have to do it elsewhere.

gotcha, thanks.

[SoonerStormchaser]

hello fellow tailgaters!

I will be there as always to help setup,tear down, cook etc. I've been anxiously awaiting kickoff so i can see ya'lls drunk a$$e$ again. LOL

Bull****...you just wanna post graffiti about Dean in the portapotty walls again

[OKC-SLC]

That's what I say, but then they pull rank. They're all older than me and I was brought up to respect my elders.

Dean ain't exactly a spring chicken.

[C&CDean]

The hell I ain't.

[Howzit]

Maybe a long in the tooth spring chicken.

[oudavid1]

I'm not very old at all. We can hang out amidst all the geezers :P

Haha sounds good


What if you act 14?

Dont worry about that now.

[soonermagicgirl]

Bull****...you just wanna post graffiti about Dean in the portapotty walls again

well, as much as i would love to admit it...i'm sorry to say it wasn't me who said Dean was "Muy Caliente".. I would NEVER say that about Dean...lukewarm maybe...but not MUY CALIENTE.... just saying....

[oucam]

I'm not able to start my own thread yet, but has anyone heard what will happen with Lindsey street tailgating this year? I drove by this weekend and there is a lot of construction equipment on or around the normal spots and the majority of that parking lot across from the stadium is torn up for the rec center construction. I've been setting up on Lindsey for the past couple of years, so I'm a little worried. Thanks.

[C&CDean]

well, as much as i would love to admit it...i'm sorry to say it wasn't me who said Dean was "Muy Caliente".. I would NEVER say that about Dean...lukewarm maybe...but not MUY CALIENTE.... just saying....

Lukewarm? Why I oughta...beeyotch....

No, I think it was Bri that wanted the Deanster that night.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Dean-You still have parking spots? I can bring you some cash to the first game.

[C&CDean]

Still got some spots.

Tailgate update:

So far, we have 4 games sponsored and several parking spots taken. If you are going to want to park at the tailgates, you'll need to let me know ASAP - as the spots go very quickly as we approach the first game.

We still need sponsors for the last 2 games if anyone would be so kind. For $300, you'll sponsor a tailgate, get a season parking pass, and know that you are helping out a great cause.

[oudavid1]

i wish i was old enough to party with my fellow obsessed Sooners....

[BigDeezy]

Dean,

Check your PM folder.

[bri]

Lukewarm? Why I oughta...beeyotch....

No, I think it was Bri that wanted the Deanster every night.

Fixed. Rawr.

[bri]

I'm not able to start my own thread yet, but has anyone heard what will happen with Lindsey street tailgating this year? I drove by this weekend and there is a lot of construction equipment on or around the normal spots and the majority of that parking lot across from the stadium is torn up for the rec center construction. I've been setting up on Lindsey for the past couple of years, so I'm a little worried. Thanks.

That project is hella behind schedule; right now they say they'll have Lindsey finished and reopened by Florida State, but I think Air Force is a more likely target date. Sorry, duder.

[Boomer!!]

How many people usually show up to the tailgate? Are you guys a pretty close nit group or is there alot of new people there? Just wondering

[StoopTroup]

Where are these things at? Are they like Nudist camps?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

How many people usually show up to the tailgate? Are you guys a pretty close nit group or is there alot of new people there? Just wondering
There's usually a big group. Most of them don't even post.

[setem]

How many people usually show up to the tailgate? Are you guys a pretty close nit group or is there alot of new people there? Just wondering

The never let anyone new come to the tailgate. If you are not on the list you cant attend! Maybe this will be the year I get on the list? Guys...? Guys...? GUYS!

[StoopTroup]

The never let anyone new come to the tailgate. If you are not on the list you cant attend! Maybe this will be the year I get on the list? Guys...? Guys...? GUYS!

Looks like you got a nice summer tan going.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Riding on the tailgate is dangerous and illegal in many areas.

[C&CDean]

How many people usually show up to the tailgate? Are you guys a pretty close nit group or is there alot of new people there? Just wondering

New people, pretty people, pretty old people, pretty fat people, pretty skinny people, and even a couple of pretty damn ugly people.

We encourage new folks to show up. I can't tell you how many people have finally showed up and go "I've walked by here a hundred times and never had the nerve to introduce myself. Dang, this is alright."

Just look for the exotically handsome fellow and say "are you Dean?"

[Howzit]

...and even a couple of pretty damn ugly people.


Just look for the exotically handsome fellow and say "are you Dean?"

And I will say, no, that would be the pretty damn ugly feller over there.

[C&CDean]

You've actually gotta be there to pull that one off.

[Howzit]

Well, there is that.

[soonermagicgirl]

And I will say, no, that would be the pretty damn ugly feller over there.

Just look for the hot mexican girl who will probably be hustling around with pretty petite blonde named Lisa getting the tailgate set up! :) :D :D ;) ;)

[Soonerwake]

Just look for the exotically handsome fellow and say "are you Dean?"

I can't imagine the term "exotic" would ever be used for you Dean...:D Maybe "look for the good-sized fellow with a cup of likker in one hand and a bottle of water in the other, taking orders from a pretty little blonde.."

[setem]

Looks like you got a nice summer tan going.

You like that? I am as dark as Justin McCay now!

[btk108]

Got my parking pass today. THANKS, LISA! I'll let you know which ones I can't make so you can sell the spot.

[JLEW1818]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm LISA!!! :hot:

[dolemitesooner]

Lisa has sort of become a mother to me in a way. Even though I know your joking I wanna slap you for saying that. :hot:


:)

[Howzit]

Me too.

[dolemitesooner]

Me too.
Good if we both hit him equally as hard then it will take away from me beating his ***. :D

[C&CDean]

Uh, me too?

[dolemitesooner]

Uh, me too?Yeah I am a little perplexed myself.

[JLEW1818]

heh.

[setem]

Boy it will be good to see you bastards again! My parking pass seems to be lost in the mail...so maybe I wont be seeing anyone =(

[C&CDean]

Quit your whining. Momma is in Tucson right now and she's the one who mails out all the parking passes. She probably just forgot you guys had 2. You KNOW it ain't lost in the mail, cause that **** just don't happen. I'll ask her when I talk to her today, and if she can't get one out real quick, we'll just have it for you at the first game.

[NormanPride]

Cannot. Wait.

[setem]

Quit your whining. Momma is in Tucson right now and she's the one who mails out all the parking passes. She probably just forgot you guys had 2. You KNOW it ain't lost in the mail, cause that **** just don't happen. I'll ask her when I talk to her today, and if she can't get one out real quick, we'll just have it for you at the first game.

I like to sleep with it down the front of my pants the night before the game...:P

[C&CDean]

Well it is laminated...

[Mississippi Sooner]

I might have to get me one of them parking passes. I probably won't be able to make it to any home games this year, but I'm sure I'd be 27% cooler if I just had it hanging from my mirror.

[Soonerwake]

With the cooler weather and the smell of my neighbor's smoker swirling around, I am now officially ready for football..

So Dean, I just gotta know, what's the skinny on the main course for next Saturday?? I know it's a closely guarded secret, so I won't tell anyone.. :D

[olevetonahill]

Ill be at the 1st TG , Not sure about any past that . But I will be represented :D

http://leisuregrouptravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ole-Smoky-Moonshine-2.jpg

[Soonerwake]

Ill be at the 1st TG , Not sure about any past that . But I will be represented :D

http://leisuregrouptravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ole-Smoky-Moonshine-2.jpg

Are you saying what I think you're saying?? Will OVJ be making a return?? :D :D :D

[C&CDean]

I'll be putting up a tailgate post pretty soon about the first one. The week before each game we'll figure out the menu and post it then.

That being said, the first tailgate has always been traditional. Burgers, dogs, Slovacek sausages, beans, tater salad, chips, etc.

[sooner_born_1960]

So Dean, I just gotta know, what's the skinny on the main course for next Saturday?? I know it's a closely guarded secret, so I won't tell anyone.. :D
Pay attention. Momma is in Tucson.

[setem]

She out shooting at some food Deano?

[C&CDean]

Nay. She's taking care of my mom who had a knee replacement.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'll expect you to come to McAlester to take care of me when I have mine

[bri]

Ill be at the 1st TG , Not sure about any past that . But I will be represented :D

http://leisuregrouptravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Ole-Smoky-Moonshine-2.jpg

This should just be captioned "You're all gonna die."

[C&CDean]

I'll expect you to come to McAlester to take care of me when I have mine

You really are a fag if you want me to come and not momma.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well I want her to get that bastard at Tiffany's to put an egg on my burger and then you bring it

[olevetonahill]

Are you saying what I think you're saying?? Will OVJ be making a return?? :D :D :D

Unless Dean was bogartin that **** there should have been enough last year for every TG , I just didnt get to make it to any :D

[panhandlesooner]

Got my parking pass today...thank God it is nearly "next year"!