The....

[Al Gore]

....bitty would not give me a "Happy Ending".......

[picasso]

Couldn't release your chakra? Serially.

[SteelCitySooner]

lol

[KC//CRIMSON]

....bitty would not give me a "Happy Ending".......

Call Tuba, he'll give you one.

[delhalew]

So you rubbed your weeinie on her leg...that's just pathetic Al.

[picasso]

If it was Dick Cheney the network hacks would be having a coronary. And so would he!

Seriously though, the women on the morning news shows are trying to take up for Chief Wooden Head.

Double standard city.

[StoopTroup]

Try again at Thanksgiving...maybe you can get some gobble warming then.

[VeeJay]

I'm thinking Al massively rubbed one out after the lady rejected the coy condom preview from the hotel's gift basket.

I mean, he was sooooooo close!

[Okla-homey]

Could we be lucky enough to get to see video of Algore, a-la his former boss Bubba, wagging his finger at the camera while stating "I did not ejaculate on that masseuse!"