WOW... poor Tiger Woods

[landrun]

$750 MILLION dollars! That's Insane! Even tiger doesn't have this much money. He's the first billion dollar athlete. But that's before taxes and over the span of his entire career.

He's giving his wife $750 million dollars. She must HATE him now do demand this. Can't say I blame her but still.... 750 MILLION dollars. :P

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces




Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

SLIDESHOW: Tiger's Once Picture Perfect Life With Elin

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

[sooner_born_1960]

Why do you say "Even tiger doesn't have this much money.", when it clearly states he is worth more than $1 Billion?

[badger]

Some might call that gold digging, but Elin obviously has a ton of respect for herself to take the firm stance that she has involving family.

Not once has she appeared at Tiger's side since this ordeal, not even the public apology. I thought that spoke volumes then. The fact that she demands no single ladies around her kids after the divorce speaks even louder to her anger over this ordeal.

However much hellish fury Elin hath, I doubt it comes even close to the fury that this woman hath:

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/7/9/kultida-woods-pic-getty-324688972.jpg
I don't think there's any woman Tiger fears more than mommy dearest. Seeing her stern expression at his public apology and how often he's referenced his Buddhist upbringing since his downfall... it wouldn't surprise me if she was the one that attacked his SUV with the golf clubs, not Elin.

http://annoyworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-family.jpg

Jokes aside though, I hope nobody's family here ever has to go through what Tiger Woods' family did... no, don't mean the media circus and such, but having it all - a job that you love, a beautiful spouse and two lovely children - and then spoiling it with an affair or 20. :(

[KC//CRIMSON]

Yeah, that would jack with my golf swing too.

[Stitch Face]

I know it would be tough emotionally but now I kinda wish I were married to the dude

[SoonerAtKU]

Yeah, I could stand being "married" to someone and have a nanny raise some kids around me for $750 million. You can publicly shame me and turn yourself into the bad guy, making me a sympathetic near-billionaire.

Can you imagine the tail you would get as a single billionaire dad who got cheated on?

[XingTheRubicon]

She's a bigger whore than Tiger.

Why any man or woman think they are entitled to millions of dollars they didn't earn will never make sense to me.

[OUMallen]

She's a bigger whore than Tiger.

Why any man or woman think they are entitled to millions of dollars they didn't earn will never make sense to me.

This was voluntarily settlement from both sides.

[soonervegas]

I think this may have been brought up by a previous poster before....I have no empathy for Tiger or Elin.

A young girl was trudging along a mountain path, trying to reach her grandmother's house. It was bitter cold, and the wind cut like a knife. When she was within sight of her destination, she heard a rustle at her feet.

Looking down, she saw a snake. Before she could move, the snake spoke to her. He said, "I am about to die. It is too cold for me up here, and I am freezing. There is no food in these mountains, and I am starving. Please put me under your coat and take me with you."

"No," replied the girl. "I know your kind. You are a rattlesnake. If I pick you up, you will bite me, and your bite is poisonous."

"No, no," said the snake. "If you help me, you will be my best friend. I will treat you differently."

The little girl sat down on a rock for a moment to rest and think things over. She looked at the beautiful markings on the snake and had to admit that it was the most beautiful snake she had ever seen.

Suddenly, she said, "I believe you. I will save you. All living things deserve to be treated with kindness."

The little girl reached over, put the snake gently under her coat and proceeded toward her grandmother's house.

Within a moment, she felt a sharp pain in her side. The snake had bitten her.

"How could you do this to me?" she cried. "You promised that you would not bite me, and I trusted you!"

"You knew what I was when you picked me up," hissed the snake as he slithered away.

[Leroy Lizard]

The Gold Digger and the ***-hole. Made for TV movie.

[Breadburner]

You could have bought alot of chi-chi for 750 million......

[badger]

She's a bigger whore than Tiger.

Why any man or woman think they are entitled to millions of dollars they didn't earn will never make sense to me.

What's the legal term? Amicable division of the assets? I think the prenup got torn up around the time Tiger tried to save the marriage and enter rehab.

[Sooner04]

Seeing the settlement amount makes me lose more respect for Elin than anything.

[Serge Ibaka]

The kids can't be around single women while with their father?

wtf. That's stupid.

[C&CDean]

I think they're both jagoffs, but I've got more respect for her than Hillary. At least this broad is dumping her cheating POS husband.

[Pricetag]

The kids can't be around single women while with their father?

wtf. That's stupid.
He'll have at least half of every week to see any woman he wants. Do you think it would really be good for his kids to see that kind of stuff? The same should go for Elin, though. No dudes, either.

[badger]

Seeing the settlement amount makes me lose more respect for Elin than anything.

That amount does sound excessive and more out of revenge... but before you hate on 'em, remember that it was British tabloid "The Sun" that published that report. Don't take it at face value quite yet. My guess is the real amount gets leaked when it's filed in Orlando.

[Collier11]

I think they're both jagoffs, but I've got more respect for her than Hillary. At least this broad is dumping her cheating POS husband.

Elin doesnt have a potential political career in the wings

[Collier11]

If there is anything that needs to be reigned in, it is the amount of money that women get thru a divorce, pathetic

[C&CDean]

I'd have voted for Hillary if she would have dumped the dingleberry. To stay married to a whore out of political aspirations makes her even lower than the whore she is married to.

[Okla-homey]

If I read the article correctly, they settled the property division rather than letting the court do it. That generally means he felt he stood to lose more if the judge did the division. In that respect, its a win for Tiger, particulalry since he was an astoundlingly STUPID MORON FOR NOT HAVING A PRE-NUP!

[OUMallen]

If I read the article correctly, they settled the property division rather than letting the court do it. That generally means he felt he stood to lose more if the judge did the division. In that respect, its a win for Tiger, particulalry since he was an astoundlingly STUPID MORON FOR NOT HAVING A PRE-NUP!

He didn't have one at all? I always assume he did have one, but violated it with the cheating. Wow.

[Okla-homey]

If there is anything that needs to be reigned in, it is the amount of money that women get thru a divorce, pathetic

Two words: "Antenuptial Agreement" (that's Okie law for "pre-nup.")

[Okla-homey]

He didn't have one at all? I always assume he did have one, but violated it with the cheating. Wow.

Negatory on the pre-nup. They wuz in loooove so they didn't need one of those nasty things.

[royalfan5]

All this is why I only date women who are smarter than me, and have a better job.

[Collier11]

yessirrrrr ^

[Stitch Face]

and are better golfers

[OUMallen]

All this is why I only date women who are smarter than me, and have a better job.

At least you have a large pool from which to choose.



(ba dum dum crash!)

[Okla-homey]

He didn't have one at all? I always assume he did have one, but violated it with the cheating. Wow.

Think about it. As far as escape clauses go, why would he, the spouse with all the money, sign a pre-nup with a condition it would be breached and inapplicable if HE cheated? Most often, the party with the big bank account insists on a condition that if the penniless spouse cheats, they get nada.

Anyway, he didn't have one.

[XingTheRubicon]

I didn't call her a whore just because she's f*cking up hundreds of people's lives by fascilitating a glorified babysitter receiving 3/4 of a billion dollars.

She's a whore because she got married to a guy that made her sign a contract that she would receive a multi-million dollar payout for so many years of marriage. IOW, after 3 years of marriage, she was to receive 2 mil and so on. She also signed that she would attend so many events and promotions with the kids, w/o the kids, etc.

That's a hooker.

A Versace hooker, but a hooker nonetheless.

[Leroy Lizard]

I didn't call her a whore just because she's f*cking up hundreds of people's lives by fascilitating a glorified babysitter receiving 3/4 of a billion dollars.

She's a whore because she got married to a guy that made her sign a contract that she would receive a multi-million dollar payout for so many years of marriage. IOW, after 3 years of marriage, she was to receive 2 mil and so on. She also signed that she would attend so many events and promotions with the kids, w/o the kids, etc.

That's a hooker.

A Versace hooker, but a hooker nonetheless.

Well, they sort of deserved each other, didn't they?

[royalfan5]

I didn't call her a whore just because she's f*cking up hundreds of people's lives by fascilitating a glorified babysitter receiving 3/4 of a billion dollars.

She's a whore because she got married to a guy that made her sign a contract that she would receive a multi-million dollar payout for so many years of marriage. IOW, after 3 years of marriage, she was to receive 2 mil and so on. She also signed that she would attend so many events and promotions with the kids, w/o the kids, etc.

That's a hooker.

A Versace hooker, but a hooker nonetheless.

If you hire hooker, you can't be surprised if it comes back to bite you in the ***. Sometimes it's the clap, sometimes 3/4 of a billion in cash.

[OUMallen]

I didn't call her a whore just because she's f*cking up hundreds of people's lives by fascilitating a glorified babysitter receiving 3/4 of a billion dollars.

She's a whore because she got married to a guy that made her sign a contract that she would receive a multi-million dollar payout for so many years of marriage. IOW, after 3 years of marriage, she was to receive 2 mil and so on. She also signed that she would attend so many events and promotions with the kids, w/o the kids, etc.

That's a hooker.

A Versace hooker, but a hooker nonetheless.

As an attorney, I don't call that "whore." I call that defining expectations for two people entering a legal relationship in an incredibly complex way.

But whatever.

[Leroy Lizard]

As an attorney, I don't call that "whore." I call that defining expectations for two people entering a legal relationship in an incredibly complex way.

I call it gold digging. It's not new. It's not novel. It's a form of prostitution that relies on a longer-term strategy.

[SunnySooner]

This whole situation is a megacluster and the real losers here are the kids, who will grow up with everyone in the world viewing their parents' extremely dirty laundry. I can only imagine what kind of effed up they will be. I predict drug abuse, rehab, early marriages that quickly fail, all that mess. It's a cliche, but there's a whole lot that money can't buy, ask the Gettys, Vanderbilts, Rockefellers, etc.etc.etc.

And in general, when normal people divorce, it's usually the wife's standard of living that takes a hit because in most cases, 1) the husband was making more than her, if she worked outside the home, 2) she gets physical custody of the kids, 3) hardly anyone pays alimony anymore, and 4) child support doesn't come close to covering the costs of raising a child. I guess in theory, the husband is only 50% liable for those costs after a divorce, but again, due to his higher salary, he was likely covering a much higher percentage of those costs during the marriage. And child support is often difficult to collect. If he doesn't pay, you can have him sent to jail, but he's REALLY not gonna pay you from there, now, is he? So it's not in the exwife's interest to do that, and the exhusbands know it.

What's the moral of our story here, kids? Divorce is expensive as hell, and in the long run, you're only trading one set of problems for a different set of problems. Plus, if you have kids, the person you desperately want to get away from will still be a huge part of your life anyway. Marriage is hard, make sure you've got the right person when you do it, and then put a lot of time and effort into it, because the best gift you'll ever give your kids is a mom and dad who love each other.

Ok, sermon over, anybody need the soapbox?:D

[Collier11]

There have been rumors since the day they got married that Tiger and Elin only got married for the "image" of it all, they are both losers if you ask me

[Leroy Lizard]

And in general, when normal people divorce, it's usually the wife's standard of living that takes a hit because in most cases, 1) the husband was making more than her, if she worked outside the home, 2) she gets physical custody of the kids, 3) hardly anyone pays alimony anymore, and 4) child support doesn't come close to covering the costs of raising a child.

I don't think Tiger's kids will have this problem. :D


What's the moral of our story here, kids? Divorce is expensive as hell, and in the long run, you're only trading one set of problems for a different set of problems. Plus, if you have kids, the person you desperately want to get away from will still be a huge part of your life anyway. Marriage is hard, make sure you've got the right person when you do it, and then put a lot of time and effort into it, because the best gift you'll ever give your kids is a mom and dad who love each other.

Good points.

[Leroy Lizard]

There have been rumors since the day they got married that Tiger and Elin only got married for the "image" of it all, they are both losers if you ask me

I hate to undermine the popularity of your opinion, but I agree.

[Stitch Face]

When things go south in a marriage because of something like this aren't women supposed to get roughly "half of everything he's got" as the saying goes? Sounds like that's about what she got. Good for her.

And as far as the rule about the kids- the dude parties like a rock star and sleeps with trash. I wouldn't want my kids anywhere near that and I think it's a good call to legally force him to keep his shenanigans separate from his paternal duties.

[Soonrboy]

I'm sure Tiger was well aware of everything that could happen to his money going into a marriage. He chose to do it. He also chose to **** other people. Is she a whore? Would you just walk away with nothing?

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, pretty much. Moral of the story: if you're rich and married, don't stick your penis into anything you're not married to.

$750MM's a big chunk of change for sure, but I have a hard time feeling a lot of sympathy for someone who cheated on his wife, particularly someone who cheated as much as he did.

[AlbqSooner]

"Divorce - a surgical procedure by which a man's testicles are removed through his wallet."
Robin Williams
:D :D

[Okla-homey]

Personally, I think the low-rent bastage has a raging case of narcissism. I think he honestly felt he'd get away with the whoring and that even if she found out, she was too dumb and dependent to do anything about it.

I'm glad he was wrong. I hope the slimey bastage never makes another nickel playing pasture pool and has to get a real job. F Tiger, Elwood, or whatever f-ed up name his now dead but exploitive father gave him.

[JLEW1818]

Wow 750 million? I'd let my wife sleep with 2543217258937153208 dudes for that amount of money. just saying. What a horrible system we have. Women get too much.

[badger]

Women get too much.

It's back pay for the first thousands of years that women were left high and dry whenever the guy left. That's especially the case with child support. Awww, boo hoo, the guys have give up some of their wealth to take care of their ex-spouse and the kids they helped make now, unlike medieval times where you'd just sleep around with whoever and leave chicks after you were finished and any kids you might have created? Awwwwwwwwww :rolleyes:

Besides, if she's getting $750 million, then that means Tiger has at least that much left for himself. Boo hoo, poor Tiger only has at least $750 mil left after he was caught cheating dozens of times and now all that he has left is being the best golfer in the world.

This is, of course, assuming that we can trust a British tabloid to have the facts straight on a private civil matter :rolleyes:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Personally, I think the low-rent bastage has a raging case of narcissism. I think he honestly felt he'd get away with the whoring and that even if she found out, she was too dumb and dependent to do anything about it.

I'm glad he was wrong. I hope the slimey bastage never makes another nickel playing pasture pool and has to get a real job. F Tiger, Elwood, or whatever f-ed up name his now dead but exploitive father gave him.


I'm guessing Nike isn't a brand you buy. ;-)

[JLEW1818]

It's back pay for the first thousands of years that women were left high and dry whenever the guy left. That's especially the case with child support. Awww, boo hoo, the guys have give up some of their wealth to take care of their ex-spouse and the kids they helped make now, unlike medieval times where you'd just sleep around with whoever and leave chicks after you were finished and any kids you might have created? Awwwwwwwwww :rolleyes:

Besides, if she's getting $750 million, then that means Tiger has at least that much left for himself. Boo hoo, poor Tiger only has at least $750 mil left after he was caught cheating dozens of times and now all that he has left is being the best golfer in the world.

This is, of course, assuming that we can trust a British tabloid to have the facts straight on a private civil matter :rolleyes:

750 Million! :eek:

[Collier11]

I hate to undermine the popularity of your opinion, but I agree.

I appreciate the consideration ;)

[sooner59]

Seems to me that unless she actually earns a certain amount of his money for him, then there should be a limit on the amount of money someone can request depending on the amount of children, and so forth. Like Charlie Sheen's now ex, who is wanting at least $50,000 per month in order to get more than Denise Richards. that is $600,000 per year for marrying a dude knowing that it wouldn't last. That isn't a settlement, its a retirement plan for golddigging whores. Elin's case is different, but who the **** actually needs $750M to make up for getting screwed over? A tenth of that would have her and her children and grandchildren set for life. But Tiger probably thinks he is barely halfway through his career and he will make it all back again. Either way, both Tiger and Elin and d-bags.

[Peach Fuzz]

She had this planned all along. She knew he would eff up and, all she had to do was spread her purdy rittre regs and have 2 children to double or even triple her earnings and before long a smut comes by helps her make her half billions... gold.digging.whoreo.

[misplaced_sooner]

Two words: "Antenuptial Agreement" (that's Okie law for "pre-nup.")

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

[badger]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

Ja, I thought I heard something about that... I think that means that we can pretty much assume that this Sun tabloid report is a juuuuuust a bit outside :D

[Stitch Face]

She had this planned all along. She knew he would eff up and, all she had to do was spread her purdy rittre regs and have 2 children to double or even triple her earnings and before long a smut comes by helps her make her half billions... gold.digging.whoreo.

Misogyny much?

Which one acted like the whore in all this?

Maybe she, you know, thought he was actually a decent guy at one time before it turned out he was an emotionally stunted man-ho who ruined an otherwise okay marriage/family. I don't know. Just sayin', it's possible.

Plus she already had all his money. They were married.

[OUMallen]

And good gawd people, this was a voluntary agreement. The courts didn't order this.

[Leroy Lizard]

And good gawd people, this was a voluntary agreement. The courts didn't order this.

Was his decision-making influenced by the possibility that a trial could end up hitting him much harder? If so, then it was hardly voluntary.

Personally, I don't care. They're scum. Screw 'em both.

[Collier11]

Try $100 million, not $750 mil

Thats what sources are saying now that apparently have seen the court docs

[badger]

Try $100 million, not $750 mil

Thats what sources are saying now that apparently have seen the court docs

Holy tabloid exaggerating divorce settlements, Batman! :rolleyes:

[Dio]

Cracks me up that Eldrick was the one visiting every ball washer on the course, and a bunch of you think Elin's the whore.

[Frozen Sooner]

Cracks me up that Eldrick was the one visiting every ball washer on the course, and a bunch of you think Elin's the whore.

Exactly.

[Leroy Lizard]

Cracks me up that Eldrick was the one visiting every ball washer on the course, and a bunch of you think Elin's the whore.

Is a gold digger a whore? IMO, it's a form of prostitution. (And yes, Jackie O was a gold digger.)

We all know the scumbaginess of Eldrick.

[OUMallen]

I call it gold digging. It's not new. It's not novel. It's a form of prostitution that relies on a longer-term strategy.

You're a romantic at heart, I see! :O

[Frozen Sooner]

Why is it gold-digging? Is a woman just presumptively gold-digging every time she marries someone who makes more than she does? Even if she really loved him and he ended up ****ing like 30 other women? It's not like Elin didn't have money on her own, she was fairly successful before marriage. Not Tiger money, sure, but she wasn't a crack whore or anything.

[XingTheRubicon]

Why is it gold-digging? Is a woman just presumptively gold-digging every time she marries someone who makes more than she does? Even if she really loved him and he ended up ****ing like 30 other women? It's not like Elin didn't have money on her own, she was fairly successful before marriage. Not Tiger money, sure, but she wasn't a crack whore or anything.

Froze, she signed a document before she got married that had million dollar payouts detailed in it. So many million after 3 years, 5 years and so on. I know it's not uncommon for wealthy folk, but it doesn't change the fact that she's a hooker. She just charges by the year instead of by the hour.

[Collier11]

Why is it gold-digging? Is a woman just presumptively gold-digging every time she marries someone who makes more than she does? Even if she really loved him and he ended up ****ing like 30 other women? It's not like Elin didn't have money on her own, she was fairly successful before marriage. Not Tiger money, sure, but she wasn't a crack whore or anything.

So, because Tiger stuck his Woods in anything that would move (which is horrible) she should get $100 mil?

[Frozen Sooner]

Froze, she signed a document before she got married that had million dollar payouts detailed in it. So many million after 3 years, 5 years and so on. I know it's not uncommon for wealthy folk, but it doesn't change the fact that she's a hooker. She just charges by the year instead of by the hour.

Do you think that document was prepared at her suggestion or Tiger's? To be more clear, do you think that the purpose of the document for for Elin to receive money for sex, or do you think the purpose of the document was to protect Tiger's assets in the event of a divorce?

[OUMallen]

Froze, she signed a document before she got married that had million dollar payouts detailed in it. So many million after 3 years, 5 years and so on. I know it's not uncommon for wealthy folk, but it doesn't change the fact that she's a hooker. She just charges by the year instead of by the hour.

Wow. I don't think you understand the equities involved here. This was to protect Tiger too.

[C&CDean]

Wow. I don't think you understand the equities involved here. This was to protect Tiger too.

Protecting the whore from the hooker. Heh.

[OUMallen]

Protecting the whore from the hooker. Heh.

:D

She would have stood to take half of all the joint property from the time of their marriage, plus child support. The agreement benefited Tiger, not her.

[XingTheRubicon]

Do you think that document was prepared at her suggestion or Tiger's?

Oh, I'm sure it was Tiger's. She still signed it.

If you are 18 years of age and you accept any amount of money in any way for duties that include sex with the payor of said funds, then you are a prostitute as far as I'm concerned. That is the exact definition of a prostitute.


btw, I'm not defending Eldrick at all. He has disgraced his entire family and he'll have to live with that. I just don't think I can stand one more, "Elin is so brave" comments. She's a hooker. Tiger thought he was purchasing property ie: livestock and unfortunately for Tiger, the only resemblance to livestock she has shown is how hard she bucks.

[OUMallen]

Oh, I'm sure it was Tiger's. She still signed it.

If you are 18 years of age and you accept any amount of money in any way for duties that include sex with the payor of said funds, then you are a prostitute as far as I'm concerned. That is the exact definition of a prostitute.


btw, I'm not defending Eldrick at all. He has disgraced his entire family and he'll have to live with that. I just don't think I can stand one more, "Elin is so brave" comments. She's a hooker. Tiger thought he was purchasing property ie: livestock and unfortunately for Tiger, the only resemblance to livestock she has shown is how hard she bucks.

Are you married? Do you guys share income? do you have sex?


I haven't been married yet, but my presumption from media and message boards is that the common answers should be "yes, yes, no". :D

[badger]

Are you married? Do you guys share income? do you have sex?


I haven't been married yet, but my presumption from media and message boards is that the common answers should be "yes, yes, no". :D

I guess I am the opposite of Elin that whole "get money" regard, because NP controls our finances. My paycheck is direct-deposit :D

[Frozen Sooner]

So, because Tiger stuck his Woods in anything that would move (which is horrible) she should get $100 mil?

What should she get? The $100 million, as has been pointed out before, is to keep Elin from recounting the details of the marriage and its dissolution. Apparently that's what that's worth to Tiger.


Oh, I'm sure it was Tiger's. She still signed it.

If you are 18 years of age and you accept any amount of money in any way for duties that include sex with the payor of said funds, then you are a prostitute as far as I'm concerned. That is the exact definition of a prostitute.

So you think Tiger wasn't having sex with Elin before marriage? Consideration is a change in position or renunciation of a right. The money wasn't in exchange for sex, it was in exchange for marriage-and it was Elin giving up the right to claim more in divorce proceedings, not Tiger paying her for sex. Put simply: ELIN was paying Tiger, not Tiger paying Elin. She took less than she could have.


btw, I'm not defending Eldrick at all. He has disgraced his entire family and he'll have to live with that. I just don't think I can stand one more, "Elin is so brave" comments. She's a hooker. Tiger thought he was purchasing property ie: livestock and unfortunately for Tiger, the only resemblance to livestock she has shown is how hard she bucks.

I don't think she's brave at all. I just think calling someone a whore when she hasn't done a damn thing wrong (that you know of) other than sign a contract limiting her own rights in divorce is rather lame.

[SoonerAtKU]

So in every relationship where one person makes more money than the other, you've got a whore. Nice.

Works out well for my wife and I, then. We work for the same company and have the same title, so we technically make the exact same salary.

I feel sorry for the rest of you whores and whoremongers, though.

[XingTheRubicon]

Are you married? Do you guys share income? do you have sex?


I haven't been married yet, but my presumption from media and message boards is that the common answers should be "yes, yes, no". :D


If you're asking if my wife agreed in writing to receive lump sums of cash payouts for marrying me, then no.

I asked her in 1998 while we were engaged if we should look into a pre-marital agreement and she told me to go **** myself. I didn't really care to have one, I had maybe 8K in assets. If I happened to be wealthy at the time and needed to protect my assets, I probably wouldn't have been able to marry her because back then and currently she is still not a hooker.

[XingTheRubicon]

So in every relationship where one person makes more money than the other, you've got a whore. Nice.

Works out well for my wife and I, then. We work for the same company and have the same title, so we technically make the exact same salary.

I feel sorry for the rest of you whores and whoremongers, though.

No, in every relationship where the poorer one signs up for pre-determined cash payouts from the wealthier one, they're a whore.


Try and keep up.

[soonerboomer93]

It's back pay for the first thousands of years that women were left high and dry whenever the guy left. That's especially the case with child support. Awww, boo hoo, the guys have give up some of their wealth to take care of their ex-spouse and the kids they helped make now, unlike medieval times where you'd just sleep around with whoever and leave chicks after you were finished and any kids you might have created? Awwwwwwwwww :rolleyes:

Besides, if she's getting $750 million, then that means Tiger has at least that much left for himself. Boo hoo, poor Tiger only has at least $750 mil left after he was caught cheating dozens of times and now all that he has left is being the best golfer in the world.

This is, of course, assuming that we can trust a British tabloid to have the facts straight on a private civil matter :rolleyes:

Didn't catch what you were saying

now get back in the kitchen and make me some pancakes

;)

[XingTheRubicon]

What should she get? The $100 million, as has been pointed out before, is to keep Elin from recounting the details of the marriage and its dissolution. Apparently that's what that's worth to Tiger.



So you think Tiger wasn't having sex with Elin before marriage? Consideration is a change in position or renunciation of a right. The money wasn't in exchange for sex, it was in exchange for marriage-and it was Elin giving up the right to claim more in divorce proceedings, not Tiger paying her for sex. Put simply: ELIN was paying Tiger, not Tiger paying Elin. She took less than she could have.



I don't think she's brave at all. I just think calling someone a whore when she hasn't done a damn thing wrong (that you know of) other than sign a contract limiting her own rights in divorce is rather lame.



Dude, it's a lottery ticket. Elin enters into a pie of about a billion dollars. Tiger's attys tell her, you can get a million here and a million there, but not half...not 500 mil. Something at some point was put like this to Elin: Understand, young lady, you are gonna get 2 million at this point guaranteed, then 3 more million here and so on. You'll have a girl, then a boy and you will attend this many events. 60% with your hair up, 40% with your hair down, 80% with the kids....and so on. She said where do I sign. Any woman with any amount of self respect would have said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm not a hooker."

[OUMallen]

Dude, it's a lottery ticket. Elin enters into a pie of about a billion dollars. Tiger's attys tell her, you can get a million here and a million there, but not half...not 500 mil. Something at some point was put like this to Elin: Understand, young lady, you are gonna get 2 million at this point guaranteed, then 3 more million here and so on. You'll have a girl, then a boy and you will attend this many events. 60% with your hair up, 40% with your hair down, 80% with the kids....and so on. She said where do I sign. Any woman with any amount of self respect would have said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm not a hooker."

The law says she was entitled to much, much more. She agreed to take less. How is she a hooker? She was most likely entitled to half of however much the couple made after they got married, plus child support, and maybe even alimony.

The "payouts" just reflect that the joint marital property increased over time. Let's say she agreed to a flat rate of $20 mil in case of divorce.

If they made $20mil in their first year together, she'd be entitled to half of it, approx. So, $10mil...but $20mil by antenuptial contract. She'd be making some extra dough.

But by year 10, if they've made $200mil together, she would be entitled to about $100mil....but the contract would hold her to $20mil. She loses $80mil that the law says she's more or less entitled to...

Do you understand? She gets more over time because they make money together over time. Not because she's being paid to be married to him.

[SoonerAtKU]

What I read from your statements is that since you and your wife are still married, she's not a whore. However, should you divorce and one of you receives a payout because the other makes more money, then THAT would make that person a whore.

See, you entered into a contract knowing that the division would be 50/50, and refused to sign an agreement waiving those rights, so one of you would HAVE to know they would make money getting out of that contract, right?

In that argument, Elin would be the opposite of a whore, since she left earning potential on the table by agreeing to the pre-nup.

Look, this is all stupid semantics to illustrate how annoying and misogynistic it is of you to call a woman a whore in this situation. Get it?

[badger]

Apparently the foreign media didn't get the memo that if they want to talk to Tiger, they better not bring up the marriage issues.

Linky (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/britishopen10/news/story?id=5357605)\


When asked whether his liaisons with other women had been "worth it" since it cost him his marriage and endorsements, Woods replied, "I think you're looking too deep into this."

He torpedoed the follow-up question with an icily firm, "Thank you."

Silly Irish media... thought they could ask Tiger anything and get away with cordial questions later. haha

[XingTheRubicon]

What I read from your statements is that since you and your wife are still married, she's not a whore. However, should you divorce and one of you receives a payout because the other makes more money, then THAT would make that person a whore.

See, you entered into a contract knowing that the division would be 50/50, and refused to sign an agreement waiving those rights, so one of you would HAVE to know they would make money getting out of that contract, right?

In that argument, Elin would be the opposite of a whore, since she left earning potential on the table by agreeing to the pre-nup.

Look, this is all stupid semantics to illustrate how annoying and misogynistic it is of you to call a woman a whore in this situation. Get it?

No. Still no.

If one of us agreed to an exact cash payment from the other while we were still married, that's not "getting married." That's the screenplay to Pretty Woman.


Look, I know this is a necessary evil for incredibly wealthy people. I know this pretty much has to happen to protect foundations, other employees, etc. It takes a certain kind of woman to disregard all of these legal unpleasantries and forge ahead. You call it enterprising and I call it hookin'.

None of this changes the fact that she gets a 2 million dollar bonus for being married 3 years, etc.

[OUMallen]

No. Still no.

If one of us agreed to an exact cash payment from the other while we were still married, that's not "getting married." That's the screenplay to Pretty Woman.


Look, I know this is a necessary evil for incredibly wealthy people. I know this pretty much has to happen to protect foundations, other employees, etc. It takes a certain kind of woman to disregard all of these legal unpleasantries and forge ahead. You call it enterprising and I call it hookin'.

None of this changes the fact that she gets a 2 million dollar bonus for being married 3 years, etc.

It's not a bonus. It's from money they made together. And she'd be entitled to more. How on earth you can call that prostitution is baffling.

[SoonerAtKU]

You and your wife have a contract about who gets what after your divorce, too. If you didn't write it on paper before the marriage, you have to write it on paper after the marriage, or the judge will write one up for you.

Someone is going to decide who gets what after a divorce. Would it have been better in your eyes if she had taken him to court and let a judge decide what she gets? I'll guarantee it would have been a damn sight more than she got with her contract. Would she not have been a whore then? Also, what if Tiger wouldn't get married to her without a contract? I'm sure that was the case also. So is he, in effect, FORCING her to become a whore in order to marry him?

Your mindset on this is insane, and it'd be easier if you just said you didn't like the idea of people marrying the incredibly rich. Nobody is saying that Elin is "enterprising" as you put it. You appear to be blaming her for signing a contract that limits her payout for this situation, and it was something she was forced to do as a condition of the marriage.

[Leroy Lizard]

Why is it gold-digging? Is a woman just presumptively gold-digging every time she marries someone who makes more than she does?

What's her motive?

[Frozen Sooner]

What's her motive?

Maybe it's naïve, but I generally presume that two people who get married have love as their motivation, particularly the party that gives up a legal right in order to do so.

[C&CDean]

You're confusing love with stupidity Froze.

[Frozen Sooner]

They're not generally interchangeable?

[tator]

Dumbest argument ever. And that's saying something.

[OUMallen]

Dumbest argument ever. And that's saying something.

Whichin'? :confused:

[C&CDean]

They're not generally interchangeable?

Put the word "love" into your sig line.

[tator]

Whichin'? :confused:
Sorry, this whole Elin is a whore thing.

Which, by the way, I have no problem admitting that I'd "lay with that harlot" anyday.

[C&CDean]

Not after Tiger's tapped that ***. You'd fall in.

[Frozen Sooner]

Put the word "love" into your sig line.

That actually makes the quote better.

[tator]

Not after Tiger's tapped that ***. You'd fall in.
touche

[Leroy Lizard]

Which, by the way, I have no problem admitting that I'd "lay with that harlot" anyday.

Nope. Tiger touched it.

[JohnnyMack]

Oh, I'm sure it was Tiger's. She still signed it.

If you are 18 years of age and you accept any amount of money in any way for duties that include sex with the payor of said funds, then you are a prostitute as far as I'm concerned. That is the exact definition of a prostitute.


btw, I'm not defending Eldrick at all. He has disgraced his entire family and he'll have to live with that. I just don't think I can stand one more, "Elin is so brave" comments. She's a hooker. Tiger thought he was purchasing property ie: livestock and unfortunately for Tiger, the only resemblance to livestock she has shown is how hard she bucks.

By your (bizarre) logic, no woman should EVER marry a man who already has made millions of dollars. Right? Because I don't think you're gonna find many people whose net worth is 8 figures plus that would allow for a marriage that didn't outline the division of assets in advance. Or are you typing on the internets from 1944?

[tator]

Nope. Tiger touched it.
liar

http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/celebs/2009/11/elin-nordegren/elin_nordegren_001a.jpg

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Froze, she signed a document before she got married that had million dollar payouts detailed in it. So many million after 3 years, 5 years and so on. I know it's not uncommon for wealthy folk, but it doesn't change the fact that she's a hooker. She just charges by the year instead of by the hour.


So, if he wanted to dip his stick in everything that moves, why did he get married? Or why didn't he divorce her sooner so that she got less? Do you think it was because putting on this charade of being a nice family guy increased his value as an endorser? In that case, wouldn't she as playing the part of the good wife be entitled to some of those profits? After all, it wasn't her that ****ed it up.

[badger]

Spoiler alert: I'm a chick.

Half of marriages end in divorce and while it's inconceivable to think that your marriage will end up being part of that statistic when you're so in love that you want to get married, it's a necessary evil for anyone with notable assets.

As for all of this whore talk, how bout this: Tiger was a man-whore, and it had nothing to do with money.

[Frozen Sooner]

Things I've learned in this thread:

NP is a whore.

[badger]

Things I've learned in this thread:

NP is a whore.

No, he makes more money, so that makes me the whore. That's what I've learned in this thread, because there is absolutely no other reason that I'd marry a man that makes more money than I do. ;)

gawd, i hope he's not reading this

[Frozen Sooner]

BUT YOU GIVE HIM ALL YOUR MONEY! :RC:

[Leroy Lizard]

liar

http://www.waleg.com/photos/albums/celebs/2009/11/elin-nordegren/elin_nordegren_001a.jpg

Not worth the disease.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Not worth the disease.

http://kw2007.com/upload/news/3E/3E51AC7ED2CF427D92A80FAFE8EB9988/02531F527FF24521920B90EE2EB80890.jpg

Oh look, Gonorrhea got its picture taken.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Not worth the disease.

Not that she'd touch you anyway, LL.

And for all the talk that Elin stayed home and raised their kids while Tiger pretty much ****ed anything that walked and SHE'S the whore, well, I guess it just shows what some of ya'll worship, and it has nothing to do with religion.

[XingTheRubicon]

By your (bizarre) logic, no woman should EVER marry a man who already has made millions of dollars. Right? Because I don't think you're gonna find many people whose net worth is 8 figures plus that would allow for a marriage that didn't outline the division of assets in advance. Or are you typing on the internets from 1944?

Exactly, you said it better than I have been able to.

I have two daughters. If one of them came to me and said "Dad, I need you to look at this for me."

"What is it," I say.

"It's a payment plan for marrying him and a divorce agreement planning our division of assets."



With every fiber of my being, I would beg, plead and cajole to sway her away from marrying said dude. Marriage is a partnership with 100% trust, not a business transaction. If you have so much $ that the concern for your estate supercedes your trust of your future spouse, you shouldn't be entertaining marriage anyway.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Count me in as one who doesn't really give a rat's ***.

Tiger got married to one vagina for the rest of his life.
Tiger broke his vow and nailed several vaginas.
Tiger gets a divorce due to breaking the vow.
When you break the vow, the woman takes you to the cleaners.

Why are people shocked? There's nothing to see here.

[OUthunder]

I didn't call her a whore just because she's f*cking up hundreds of people's lives by fascilitating a glorified babysitter receiving 3/4 of a billion dollars.

She's a whore because she got married to a guy that made her sign a contract that she would receive a multi-million dollar payout for so many years of marriage. IOW, after 3 years of marriage, she was to receive 2 mil and so on. She also signed that she would attend so many events and promotions with the kids, w/o the kids, etc.

That's a hooker.

A Versace hooker, but a hooker nonetheless.

I totally agree with the above comments. Both of them are fueled by power and money but that came crashing down when Tiger couldn't control his tigger. I disliked him to begin with because the guy is a total prick both on and off the golf course. No problem with him being a prick, just don't try to sell us this squeaky clean life style when you're not even close to living one.

[Leroy Lizard]

Not that she'd touch you anyway, LL.

I don't have enough money.

[OUMallen]

Exactly, you said it better than I have been able to.

I have two daughters. If one of them came to me and said "Dad, I need you to look at this for me."

"What is it," I say.

"It's a payment plan for marrying him and a divorce agreement planning our division of assets."



With every fiber of my being, I would beg, plead and cajole to sway her away from marrying said dude. Marriage is a partnership with 100% trust, not a business transaction. If you have so much $ that the concern for your estate supercedes your trust of your future spouse, you shouldn't be entertaining marriage anyway.


Opinions like this keep lawyers in business. Spank you!! :texan:

[XingTheRubicon]

the biggest whores of all

[Leroy Lizard]

Can we not talk about the two dirt bags anymore? They're not worth it.

[OUMallen]

the biggest whores of all

Whores that keep society running! :cool:

[Frozen Sooner]

the biggest whores of all

Don't I remember you working in the mortgage brokerage business for some reason? If not, I apologize.

[XingTheRubicon]

nope, never have. most of the employees in that industry, however, are good people, just blamed for trials endured by people too stupid to buy and pay for a home.

[C&CDean]

http://kw2007.com/upload/news/3E/3E51AC7ED2CF427D92A80FAFE8EB9988/02531F527FF24521920B90EE2EB80890.jpg

Oh look, Gonorrhea got its picture taken.

And this is the creature Leroy thinks is the bees knees. He even said I need glasses when I called her an ugly goth-looking skankho. I know the whole different strokes thing, but Judas H. Priest looking like 40-miles of dirt road, this girl is a ****ing dog. D. O. G.

Leroy boy, once again, you suck at the wimmens.

[VeeJay]

Count me in as one who doesn't really give a rat's ***.

Tiger got married to one vagina for the rest of his life.
Tiger broke his vow and nailed several vaginas.
Tiger gets a divorce due to breaking the vow.
When you break the vow, the woman takes you to the cleaners.

Why are people shocked? There's nothing to see here.

Keep it clean, keep it clean!

[Boomer.....]

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Divorce (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/08/23/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-divorce-report-says/?test=latestnews)

[stoopified]

They're not generally interchangeable? :D

[btk108]

Count me in as one who doesn't really give a rat's ***.

Tiger got married to one vagina for the rest of his life.
Tiger broke his vow and nailed several vaginas.
Tiger gets a divorce due to breaking the vow.
When you break the vow, the woman takes you to the cleaners.

Why are people shocked? There's nothing to see here.


Keep it clean, keep it clean!

next time say "vajay jay" or C11