Dear cute lady in the Progressive Insurance commercial

[Leroy Lizard]

I love you.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rS79WUQ7yQs/SYyadCt6VMI/AAAAAAAAAWU/ARx6A_65IN0/s320/Picture+3.png

[sooner59]

Her name is Flo. I wouldn't mess with her. Odds are its that time of the month.

[Leroy Lizard]

Dude, you just killed it for me. :(

[oumartin]

I have to question your taste in women.

[Leroy Lizard]

So what low-grade skank do you favor?

[Curly Bill]

I gotta say the Progressive lady does nothing for me.

[yermom]

So what low-grade skank do you favor?

1-800-NO-AGENT

:D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I gotta say the Progressive lady does nothing for me.

I'm not a fan of intentionally dumb bitches either. I have a friend who thinks she's the Bee's Knees though.

[Breadburner]

Her name is Flo. I wouldn't mess with her. Odds are its that time of the month.

Was she wearing white pants....?

[Veritas]

Yeah, she's not cute. Little too close to the Joan Cusack quadrant.

I favor the HughesNet girl (can't find a SFW pic) or the m!lf on the Rosetta Stone ads.

[Stitch Face]

Bad picture of her above (Flo) but sometimes she's cute in a goofball way, which is clearly the intent.

[Stitch Face]

Anybody seen "Miss Rosa," the gal who does intros and interludes to shows on PBS Kids? Now there's a reason to watch cartoons with the kids.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9885/missrosa.jpg (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/missrosa.jpg/)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Bad picture of her above (Flo) but sometimes she's cute in a goofball way, which is clearly the intent."Flo" is certainly an attention getter. There is something magnetic about her. I'll bet she's really helped Progressive's sales.

[delhalew]

Of all the things Flo brings to mind...attractive is not one of them.

[Leroy Lizard]

"Flo" is certainly an attention getter. There is something magnetic about her.

I think that's it. Magnetism. She's gots it.

The character even has a Wiki:



Flo is the name of a fictional cashier on television and radio commercials, as well as web banners, for Progressive Insurance. The character was created by the Boston-based agency Arnoldworldwide.[1] She is played by actress and comedienne Stephanie Courtney, and has been cited in news articles as having a sizable fan base on social networks like Facebook.[2][3][4]

Her character has appeared in several commercials since the concept's 2008 debut. Flo is recognized by her extremely enthusiastic persona, heavy Rockabilly-style makeup, and retro hairstyle. Referring to her work in The Groundlings, Courtney noted, "Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way." A 15 December 2008 article in Advertising Age said that Flo "...is a weirdly sincere, post-modern Josephine the Plumber who just really wants to help. She has; the brand is flourishing."[5]

In October 2009, the Boston Herald referred to Flo as "the commercial break’s new sweetheart," and said that Courtney was "attaining TV ad icon status." The same article also reported that she was the subject of a popular Halloween costume. At that time, a Facebook page called "Flo the Progressive Girl" had garnered well over 100,000 fans (currently, that figure stands at over 500,000),[6] multiple websites were dedicated to her, and she was popular on Twitter and various Internet forums.[7]

[yermom]

"attaining TV ad icon status."

like the Snapple lady

[olevetonahill]

Heres SSCs favorite :D

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/15259/wheresthebeef.preview.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

Actually, SSC likes the vulnerability angle from the lady that has fallen but can't get up.

[yermom]

Mrs. Fletcher!

:D

[Dio]

Heres SSCs favorite :D

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/15259/wheresthebeef.preview.jpg

Unfortunately, after she met SSC she was still asking "Where's the beef?" ;)

[olevetonahill]

Unfortunately, after she met SSC she was still asking "Where's the beef?" ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D Spek ;)

[Dio]

You set em up, I knock em down!

[olevetonahill]

You set em up, I knock em down!

:D :cool:

[oumartin]

I've personally had a thing for Megyn price since her grounded for life days.

[btk108]

I've personally had a thing for Megyn price since her grounded for life days.

hawt ;)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2851

[oumartin]

try again!

[SoonerStormchaser]

Have I mentioned just how much I hate you guys?

Ironically, teh hawt wife turned 48 today...

But back to the OP...I wouldn't touch this yainch with a 1000000' pole. In fact, I mute the damn commercial every freaking time she comes on. Her and that damn Geico caveman would just go the hell away....

[olevetonahill]

Tell her happy B-day fer me . Look forward to seeing Yall again this year:cool:

[oumartin]

You shush your mouth! The Geico caveman is the best.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Tell her happy B-day fer me . Look forward to seeing Yall again this year:cool:

We'll see...might be deployed again.

[btk108]

sheesh..cut n paste, cut n paste....who knew it was this freakin hard?

[btk108]

http://rockthewristband.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/megyn-price-2.jpg

[oumartin]

yep, I'd marry her in a heartbeat

[olevetonahill]

We'll see...might be deployed again.

When ya gonna make Captain ?

[SoonerStormchaser]

end of Sept...

[olevetonahill]

Cool , Ill prolly lift the Frag magnet handle by then Bro;)

Just in case ya aint noticed or anyone aint said
I can tell ya have matured a hell of a lot over the last coupla years
Proud of ya .:cool:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Meh...thanks, but I've still got a long way to go.

[olevetonahill]

Just know Im proud of ya ok .

[SoonerStormchaser]

I know man...hopefully, I'll still be around for the OU/Air Force game...gotta figure out how to wear BOTH sets of gear for that game.

[StoopTroup]

If I had a favorite hawt gal in a commercial...it would probably be the gal in the first Go Daddy Commercial during the super Bowl.

[MR2-Sooner86]

I'm still sticking with the GILF in the Bowflex commercial.

[swardboy]

Yeah, she's not cute. Little too close to the Joan Cusack quadrant.

I favor the HughesNet girl (can't find a SFW pic) or the m!lf on the Rosetta Stone ads.

Isn't the HughesNet girl "Cindy" on 'Lost"...the flight attendant that got kidnapped by the 'others'?

[SoonerStormchaser]

What about all those Shake Weight chicks? Heh!

[sooner59]

What about all those Shake Weight chicks? Heh!

I bet Collier owns a Shake Weight. :D

[SteelCitySooner]

I bet Collier owns a Shake Weight. :D

Who doesn't?

[sooner59]

Except he uses it to train for his night job.

[SteelCitySooner]

heh.. I wondered why he got some guns...

[btk108]

I bet Collier owns a Shake Weight. :D

Been rummagin through his drawers again?

[stoopified]

I gotta say the Progressive lady does nothing for me.Ditto

[soonerbrat]

Flo needs to whiten her teeth if she's gonna keep wearing that red lipstick. that's what I always notice when the commercials are on.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Flo needs to whiten her teeth if she's gonna keep wearing that red lipstick. that's what I always notice when the commercials are on.a)that's part of her appeal, looking like a Beaver, and b)prolly the lipstick that stains her teeth?

[Leroy Lizard]

Been rummagin through his drawers again?

Ugh. That can be taken two different ways.

[C&CDean]

"Ugh" is what the ugly-assed Progressive girl is. Based on your avatar, it's pretty obvious you suck at taste in women.

[Leroy Lizard]

Dean, there's help for you:

http://www.framesdirect.com/

[C&CDean]

Oh. So with glasses they still look like skanky goth whores. Like I said, you suck at the women thing.

[Leroy Lizard]

Oh. So with glasses they still look like skanky goth whores. Like I said, you suck at the women thing.

So what tattooed, implant-chested, porn star is your favorite honey?

[C&CDean]

1. I don't do tattoos on chicks.
2. I detest fake tits.
3. The last porn star I saw was probably Marilyn Chambers.

So, Marilyn Chambers?

[Leroy Lizard]

1. I don't do tattoos on chicks.
2. I detest fake tits.
3. The last porn star I saw was probably Marilyn Chambers.

So, Marilyn Chambers?

Let's get to the bottom of this: Ginger, or Maryann?

And there's a right answer and a wrong answer!

[C&CDean]

Mary Ann by a long shot. That being said, the Progressive chick looks more like a nasty Morticia Addams as does the fugly broad in your avatar. Neither of them are anywhere near Mary Ann material.

[Leroy Lizard]

Well you got the Mary Ann part right. We'll cover the other two in future lessons.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Mary Ann by a long shot. That being said, the Progressive chick looks more like a nasty Morticia Addams as does the fugly broad in your avatar. Neither of them are anywhere near Mary Ann material.You don't like Abby on NCIS?

[C&CDean]

Who the **** is Abby, and what the **** is NCIS?

[oumartin]

Trust me you wouldn't like her.

[ouleaf]

http://rockthewristband.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/megyn-price-2.jpg

I like her on the CBS show she is on with Patrick Warburton and David Spade. She's always been very attractive. The other girl on that show isn't too bad either, Bianca Kajlich. She was actually married to Landon Donovan until last year.

http://lagalaxy.theoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bianca-maxim-100.jpg

[Sooner04]

Have I mentioned just how much I hate you guys?

Ironically, teh hawt wife turned 48 today...

But back to the OP...I wouldn't touch this yainch with a 1000000' pole. In fact, I mute the damn commercial every freaking time she comes on. Her and that damn Geico caveman would just go the hell away....
I didn't know you were Mormon.

[Jacie]

I guess the gekko can go as well?

[SoonerStormchaser]

I didn't know you were Mormon.

Wow...that is sooooooo original. I feel like I've seen you post that again and again for about three years now...