With the settling in of hellish hotness...

[Okla-homey]

its time for our annual "Its hotter than a ...." thread.

I'll start.

It's hotter than two rats <having intecourse> in a wool sock on the exhaust manifold of a Mack truck.:hot:

[olevetonahill]

So Hawt my chickens are laying Hard Boiled eggs

[btk108]

It’s so hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs

[btk108]

So Hawt my chickens are laying Hard Boiled eggs

Dang it, Vet....stop stealin my lines:P

[olevetonahill]

so Hawt BTK and fast enough to get in a good one :P

[olevetonahill]

Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. :eek:

[SunnySooner]

It's so hot, when AD walks outside, he actually feels cool in comparison...

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/angeldaisy91/adrian_peterson_shirtless.jpg

:hot: :hot: :hot:

[swardboy]

It's so hot, Chuck Norris is sweating.

[olevetonahill]

So dayum hot, the suns huntin shade

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hotter than a three balled tom-cat.

[TFSooner]

It's so hot I'm starting to believe Al Gore might be right after all. :D

[goingoneight]

So hot it won Badger's women's basketball pole.

[Breadburner]

Hotter than a gay blind man at a weenie roast......

[Serge Ibaka]

Hotter than a gay blind man at a weenie roast......

I don't get it.

[Collier11]

Hotter than donut grease

[Collier11]

Hotter than a horny toad in a microwave

[Okla-homey]

Hotter than a BBQ joint cook wearing a rubber raincoat.

[olevetonahill]

Its to Hot to F**K:eek:

[AlbqSooner]

Hotter than a preacher on the verge.

[jiminy]

It's so hot Obama just called a press conference to explain how cap and trade will lower temperatures for everyone

[Collier11]

Its so Hot that Al Gore is thinking about inventing Global Cooling