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Okla-homey
6/17/2010, 09:06 AM
found in Dallas.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-beat/Human-Heads-Found-in-Package-on-Way-to-N-Texas-96529404.html

sooner_born_1960
6/17/2010, 09:09 AM
Or, Little Rock.

C&CDean
6/17/2010, 09:18 AM
A box of heads > a sack of dikks.

Osce0la
6/17/2010, 09:24 AM
"It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. "They called the local authorities."
How do you package 40-60 human heads exactly? Could FedEx help me out here?

Jello Biafra
6/17/2010, 09:26 AM
A box of heads > a sack of dikks.

no no...ask jlew, nothing is greater than a sack full of dikks.

soonerboomer93
6/17/2010, 09:37 AM
crap, another delay in finishing my "library"

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 09:53 AM
Don't lose your head...fly Southwest.

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 09:54 AM
Get all the head you want...fly Southwest?

OklahomaTuba
6/17/2010, 09:54 AM
Its all part of the latest plan to stop the oil leak in the gulf.

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 09:56 AM
It doesn't take a lot of brains to know what value Looks like...fly Southwest?

OklahomaTuba
6/17/2010, 09:56 AM
WE LOVE HEADS!!

PrideTrombone
6/17/2010, 09:57 AM
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing heads on this mother****ing plane!

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 10:36 AM
I wonder if those heads had documentation? Why wasn't INS called? Basteges will try getting in anyway they can.

OklahomaTuba
6/17/2010, 10:39 AM
Or perhaps this is just part of Oilbama's decapitate and trade scheme?

SoonerStormchaser
6/17/2010, 11:37 AM
Did each of them get Rapid Rewards credit?

Czar Soonerov
6/17/2010, 12:05 PM
I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHER****IN' HEADS ON THIS MUTHER****IN' PLANE!!!

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 12:10 PM
http://ex-hardcoregamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/8HeadsinaDuffleBagcover.jpg

StoopTroup
6/17/2010, 12:15 PM
http://www.travelinsurance.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jivaro_shrunken_head.jpg

Pricetag
6/17/2010, 12:44 PM
How do you package 40-60 human heads exactly? Could FedEx help me out here?
I'd use the USPS flat rate boxes. If it fits, it ships.

GottaHavePride
6/17/2010, 12:49 PM
http://ex-hardcoregamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/8HeadsinaDuffleBagcover.jpg

Heh. Pretty damn funny movie.

Sooner24
6/17/2010, 01:35 PM
I'd use the USPS flat rate boxes. If it fits, it ships.

Dean will help you out with that one.

Leroy Lizard
6/17/2010, 04:42 PM
Did any of the heads belong to one Alfredo Garcia?

Or, maybe a BP oil exec was going to climb into bed, pull the sheet back, and AEIEEEEE!!!

SunnySooner
6/17/2010, 06:49 PM
There's gross...and then there's heads in a box gross. Ugh, that's just a new level of ick.

Breadburner
6/17/2010, 07:32 PM
I have heard of Road-Head....But not sky head.....

StoopTroup
6/18/2010, 10:58 AM
Did any of the heads belong to one Alfredo Garcia?


Ummmm....no.

REPENT NOW LEROID!

http://cacina.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/beheading-of-john-the-baptist.jpg