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the_ouskull
6/10/2010, 03:42 PM
- Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when Big 12 teams lost half of the last ten BCS championship games? H*ll no!

-- Half?

--- Yeah. Makes sense, right?

- And it ain't over now! 'cause when the going gets tough...

Colorado, Nebraska, and OSU peek around nervously...

- ...the weak get going! But I'm staying here!

- What the f*ck happened to the Big 8 that I used to know? Where's the loyalty? Where's the tradition? This could be the greatest year of our conference, but you're gonna let it be the last. "Ooooh, we're afraid to stay with you, OU. We might not compete for championships and make enough TV revenue." Well, just kiss our *SS from now on! Yeah you, Weiberg! We're not going to take this! Weiberg, he's a dead man! Tom Osbourne? Dead! Mike Bohn?

-- Dead! Joe C's right. Psychotic, but right. We don't want BYU, or TCU, or Utah... but we gotta consider taking these b*stards. Now, we could do it the old fashioned-way, and ASK them... but that could take years and cost millions of dollars in court fees. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

---- And we're just the guys to do it.

Sin,
http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/10/oklahoma-state-pacific-10-ncaa-conferences-football-big-12/

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(Scene from Universal Pictures' 1978 classic, Animal House, was jacked lovingly, and entirely without permission.)

the_ouskull

OKLA21FAN
6/10/2010, 03:46 PM
http://forums.alpinezone.com/gallery/data/893/animal_house_2.png

Dio
6/10/2010, 03:53 PM
Sounds more like Beebe dropped the soap

Soonermagik
6/10/2010, 04:23 PM
http://forums.alpinezone.com/gallery/data/893/animal_house_2.png

This ^^^^;)

the_ouskull
6/10/2010, 05:22 PM
I miss good movies, too, guys. Maybe someday we'll get our comedy back.

the_ouskull

SoonerinSouthlake
6/10/2010, 05:40 PM
who's with me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

soonerbub
6/10/2010, 05:43 PM
REMAIN CALM!!! ALL IS WELL!!!

Mixer!
6/10/2010, 05:43 PM
http://twitter.com/DanBeebe




:D

the_ouskull
6/10/2010, 07:50 PM
Please tell me someone posted a link to this thread there. Then, whoever did so, strangle yourself for having a Twitter account. I don't give a f*ck what you had for dinner. Most of the time; the majority of the time, I don't give a f*ck if you had a kid. It's the fondness for the minor things that starts making the bigger things insignificant. (For some reason, teen pregnancy just came to mind as an example, but I'm not sure how it would work...)

the_ouskull

delhalew
6/10/2010, 08:29 PM
Please tell me someone posted a link to this thread there. Then, whoever did so, strangle yourself for having a Twitter account. I don't give a f*ck what you had for dinner. Most of the time; the majority of the time, I don't give a f*ck if you had a kid. It's the fondness for the minor things that starts making the bigger things insignificant. (For some reason, teen pregnancy just came to mind as an example, but I'm not sure how it would work...)

the_ouskull

You did actually read the fake tweets...right. Those were at least as funny as the BP tweetes.