poke4christ
6/9/2010, 11:39 PM
Thought you guys might appreciate this.
Nebraska has departed to the Big Ten, and the six teams (along with CU) have gone to the Pac-10. Mizz has yet to receive an invite to anywhere. The Big 12 has one year left to play before fading into oblivion.
Dan Beebe: So hi everyone. Um... Let's go ahead and get started. What are our major agenda items.
Iowa St: (mumbles) waiting to die....
Beebe: (trying to ignore him) Um... So our TV deals are looking pretty good. I think we're going to pay out more this year than we ever have before.
The rest of the room stares back in silence
Beebe: Does anyone have anything they would like to bring to the table?
Texas: Dude, let's just get this s*** over with. I've got a 10am Tee Time.
Neb: Yeah, I really don't see the point of all this, and I think Kansas might need some medical attention (sends a concerned look toward KU who looks like he hasn't slept in weeks)
KU: (standing up) F*** YOU NEBRASKA. I HOPE YOU DIE!!!! I HOPE YOU CHILDREN STARVE IN THE STREETS. I HOPE YOUR CORN IS DESTROYED BY WHATEVER THE H*** TYPE OF BUGS EAT CORN.
KU sits down as the rest of the conference stairs wide eyed. After 2 minutes of silence OSU speaks.
OSU: Listen guys, I know this is awkward, but I think we can all be civil about it. We've got one year left and I say we make this best de-diddly-est season EVER!
After about 5 seconds of silence Baylor collapses into his arms on the table in front of him and begins to sob uncontrollably
Tech: Shut the H*** up fag. You should be happy you even got to be a part of the Big 12.
A&M: Hey, leave him alone man! You know you shouldn't even be going to the PAC-10. You're just riding our coat tales. If it wasn't for damn texas legislature you'd be saying hello to Conference USA.
Tech: Oh that's it! It's on!
OU: Hey! Now's not the time. Let's just focus one the thing that we can all agree on here. ...That Missouri sucks!
Everyone gives a hearty chorus of approval and looks at an empty seat belonging to Missouri.
OU: ...Not surprised they didn't have the stones to show up.
Beebe: Well, I think we got a lot accomplished here today. I'll see you all next year for the 2012 planning meeting. Bye!!! (smiles and hums as he walks away).
OSU: Uh... Dan, don't you realize that we aren't gonna be meetin...
OU: (Interrupting OSU) It's best if we just let him go. He's in a happier place now.
Nebraska has departed to the Big Ten, and the six teams (along with CU) have gone to the Pac-10. Mizz has yet to receive an invite to anywhere. The Big 12 has one year left to play before fading into oblivion.
Dan Beebe: So hi everyone. Um... Let's go ahead and get started. What are our major agenda items.
Iowa St: (mumbles) waiting to die....
Beebe: (trying to ignore him) Um... So our TV deals are looking pretty good. I think we're going to pay out more this year than we ever have before.
The rest of the room stares back in silence
Beebe: Does anyone have anything they would like to bring to the table?
Texas: Dude, let's just get this s*** over with. I've got a 10am Tee Time.
Neb: Yeah, I really don't see the point of all this, and I think Kansas might need some medical attention (sends a concerned look toward KU who looks like he hasn't slept in weeks)
KU: (standing up) F*** YOU NEBRASKA. I HOPE YOU DIE!!!! I HOPE YOU CHILDREN STARVE IN THE STREETS. I HOPE YOUR CORN IS DESTROYED BY WHATEVER THE H*** TYPE OF BUGS EAT CORN.
KU sits down as the rest of the conference stairs wide eyed. After 2 minutes of silence OSU speaks.
OSU: Listen guys, I know this is awkward, but I think we can all be civil about it. We've got one year left and I say we make this best de-diddly-est season EVER!
After about 5 seconds of silence Baylor collapses into his arms on the table in front of him and begins to sob uncontrollably
Tech: Shut the H*** up fag. You should be happy you even got to be a part of the Big 12.
A&M: Hey, leave him alone man! You know you shouldn't even be going to the PAC-10. You're just riding our coat tales. If it wasn't for damn texas legislature you'd be saying hello to Conference USA.
Tech: Oh that's it! It's on!
OU: Hey! Now's not the time. Let's just focus one the thing that we can all agree on here. ...That Missouri sucks!
Everyone gives a hearty chorus of approval and looks at an empty seat belonging to Missouri.
OU: ...Not surprised they didn't have the stones to show up.
Beebe: Well, I think we got a lot accomplished here today. I'll see you all next year for the 2012 planning meeting. Bye!!! (smiles and hums as he walks away).
OSU: Uh... Dan, don't you realize that we aren't gonna be meetin...
OU: (Interrupting OSU) It's best if we just let him go. He's in a happier place now.