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Collier11
6/8/2010, 02:28 PM
Im going with Bill Simmons on this one


Helen Thomas with William Hung. :D
Collier11
6/8/2010, 02:28 PM
Maybe Janet Reno and Ron Jeremy
Frozen Sooner
6/8/2010, 02:30 PM
Ann Coulter and whatever woman she's paid to bone.
Collier11
6/8/2010, 02:35 PM
What about Neil Cavuto and Glen Beck and Alan Colmes, LMAO
Frozen Sooner
6/8/2010, 02:36 PM
AGH! MY MENTAL EYES!!!
Collier11
6/8/2010, 02:39 PM
Rosie Odonnell and Michael Moore
IowaSooner26
6/8/2010, 02:40 PM
Rosie Odonnell and Michael Moore

My thoughts exactly
Collier11
6/8/2010, 02:41 PM
It would be really squishy :eek:
MR2-Sooner86
6/8/2010, 02:57 PM
Chris Farley having a foursome with Kathy Bates, Janet Reno, and Rosie O'Donnell.

or...

Bill and Hillary Clinton actually having sex with each other.
C&CDean
6/8/2010, 02:57 PM
Steven Hawking and Oprah.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/8/2010, 03:11 PM
Stephen Hawking and Oprah is impossible.

You'd have to paint ol' Steve up like a twinkie because from the size of Oprah's ***, it's OBVIOUS she don't eat vegetables.

*rimshot!*

Get it?
SoonerStormchaser
6/8/2010, 03:12 PM
NickZepp and that guy in the Six Flags commercial...

oh wait, CELEBRITIES...NM
Collier11
6/8/2010, 03:15 PM
Oh c'mon now, we all know he isnt having sex, Nick Zepp is saving himself for the right guy
Leroy Lizard
6/8/2010, 03:15 PM
No mention of Michael Jackson... but it would be likely banned in most countries.
MR2-Sooner86
6/8/2010, 03:17 PM
No mention of Michael Jackson... but it would be likely banned in most countries.

We're talking sex tapes not child pornography ;)
Jacie
6/8/2010, 03:33 PM
The one Joe Biden fantasized about in a Saturday Night Live skit:

A 3-way with him, Nancy Pelosi and Greta van Sustern . . .
Tulsa_Fireman
6/8/2010, 03:37 PM
You guys keep crackin' on Nancy Pelosi.

She's got massive cans. Someday I'll have a picture of young Nancy Pelosi fresh from the internet and it'll be promptly put into the spank bank.
Collier11
6/8/2010, 03:43 PM
You guys keep crackin' on Nancy Pelosi.

She's got massive cans. Someday I'll have a picture of young Nancy Pelosi fresh from the internet and it'll be promptly put into the spank bank.

This is your idea of spank bank material?

http://rasica.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nancy-pelosi-25815.jpg
JohnnyMack
6/8/2010, 03:46 PM
The Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman honeymoon tape?
Tulsa_Fireman
6/8/2010, 03:53 PM
http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/nancy-pelosi.jpg

Found one!

As big a psycho as she is, she was (emphasis on was) a pretty lady. Maybe if she had some of the ol' fireman's lovin' early on, I could've got her on the right track.
Collier11
6/8/2010, 03:56 PM
and that was over 40 years ago, we are talking 2010
Tulsa_Fireman
6/8/2010, 04:50 PM
So?

Does young Ann-Margaret not deserve a place in the hallowed halls of the spank bank? Young Goldie Hawn? Betty Grable has a set of gams on her that don't quit. Raquel? I'm in.

Just because they're old or even dead, does that somehow take away from the beauty of their youth? No. So don't be a hater.
goingoneight
6/8/2010, 05:19 PM
No mention of Michael Jackson... but it would be likely banned in most countries.

That would qualify if he ever banged that woman who supposedly had "his" WHITE kids.
StoopTroup
6/8/2010, 05:32 PM
George Burns and Joan Rivers
StoopTroup
6/8/2010, 05:33 PM
G. DubyA Bush and Michelle Obama
StoopTroup
6/8/2010, 05:34 PM
Andy Dick and Oprah
MR2-Sooner86
6/8/2010, 05:53 PM
RuPaul and Boy George.
Turd_Ferguson
6/8/2010, 06:02 PM
Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller

Edit: The audio would prolly be priceless
GKeeper316
6/8/2010, 06:18 PM
tom arnold and rosanne barr
Collier11
6/8/2010, 06:39 PM
barf
TMcGee86
6/8/2010, 06:40 PM
Madeleine Albright and Steve Buscemi
IBleedCrimson
6/8/2010, 06:44 PM
a posthumous release of tape featuring michael jackson with jocely wildenstein

http://i49.tinypic.com/11sp20n.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ijn1js.jpg
tommieharris91
6/8/2010, 09:42 PM
As big a psycho as she is, she was (emphasis on was) a pretty lady. Maybe if she had a better plastic surgeon...
Fixed
tommieharris91
6/8/2010, 09:44 PM
Anyway, I'm goin with Betty White and Jack Nicholson.

Was this thread made for SSC's dirty thoughts?
goingoneight
6/8/2010, 10:55 PM
:mack: and Vince

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Veritas
6/9/2010, 12:29 AM
steve buscemi and star jones
Collier11
6/9/2010, 12:31 AM
Flava Flav and KD Lang
Veritas
6/9/2010, 12:32 AM
Flava Flav and KD Lang
I think Flav would end up being the catcher in that scenario.
Collier11
6/9/2010, 12:36 AM
yeaaaaa boyyyyyy
Breadburner
6/9/2010, 06:03 AM
Eddie Sutton and a Shaved Sheep.....
Oldnslo
6/9/2010, 11:18 AM
For actual couples, it's tough to beat Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito, but I'll give it a shot with:




Liza Minelli and David Gest.
Frozen Sooner
6/9/2010, 11:49 AM
I thought you said actual couples.
VeeJay
6/9/2010, 04:28 PM
Whitney Houston and Lumpy Rutherford.

She could prolly show him a thing or two.
stoopified
6/10/2010, 04:11 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and anyone. CONTEST OVER.