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StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 03:26 PM
I'm gonna start this just in case this next one doesn't pan out.

#1 - Start digging in China until you get through to the oil and then let it drain back into the hole taking pressure off and allowing BP to cork the hole in the gulf.

Who's got next?

Bourbon St Sooner
6/1/2010, 03:28 PM
If you can't fix it with duct tape, it can't be fixed.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 03:29 PM
What about "Gorilla Tape"?

http://www.carlyconrad.com/content/bin/images/large/GORILLA_TAPE_1.jpg

OUMallen
6/1/2010, 03:33 PM
Build a refinery under da sea!

OklahomaTuba
6/1/2010, 03:35 PM
Drop the Mexico, and add Oil to the name.

Worked for the salt lake didn't it??

Leroy Lizard
6/1/2010, 04:08 PM
Close your eyes and pretend the problem isn't there.

C&CDean
6/1/2010, 04:15 PM
I can send them all the tampons people have flushed down my RV turlet. Dumb bitches.

Dio
6/1/2010, 04:20 PM
Maybe if we built a large wooden badger...

olevetonahill
6/1/2010, 04:31 PM
Send Limptard to argue with it .

badger
6/1/2010, 04:55 PM
Offshore drill off someone else's shores.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:13 PM
Hire a huge Cat. 5 hurricane to blow it all inland towards the walmarts so they can collect it and recycle it all.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:14 PM
Let Global Warming take care of it by letting the suns rays set it on fire.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:16 PM
Collect all the absorbant rags and mail them to the Queen of England and call it Code Name: Operation Fergie?

Tulsa_Fireman
6/1/2010, 05:20 PM
Call oil a "terrorist".

THEN BOMB HIS ***. WIN.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:26 PM
What about rounding up a bunch of stray cats with bounty on their heads to soak up the oil?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-sad-cat-bounty-on-head.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman
6/1/2010, 05:27 PM
Tell Oprah it's licorice.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:33 PM
Tell Oprah it's licorice.

PROBLEM SOLVED! :D

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:34 PM
I knew we had enough smart folks to come up with the right solution.

yermom
6/1/2010, 05:42 PM
Hire a huge Cat. 5 hurricane to blow it all inland towards the walmarts so they can collect it and recycle it all.

i'm interested to see what an oil hurricane looks like :eek:

Turd_Ferguson
6/1/2010, 05:48 PM
i'm interested to see what an oil hurricane looks like :eek:Looks like OV's turlet every time he flushes...:D

Turd_Ferguson
6/1/2010, 05:49 PM
Oh, and my idea is either nuke it, or dump about 6 million gallons of Chemtool in the ocean...that **** will take oil off anything.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 05:52 PM
Oprah should have it all under control in a couple of days is my guess.

delhalew
6/1/2010, 06:03 PM
I think Obama should find the ONE ring and throw it in the fires of...no. I know. He should part the waters of the Gulf so somebody can get a wrench on that MFer. OR...I know a normal human can't withstand that amount of pressure, but maybe we can get Obama down there with a torch and he can weld that sumbitch.

Leroy Lizard
6/1/2010, 06:05 PM
Oprah should have it all under control in a couple of days is my guess.

Oil is inedible.

StoopTroup
6/1/2010, 06:30 PM
Licorice isn't.

Mongo
6/1/2010, 06:33 PM
Dump a ****load of kitty litter on it

Leroy Lizard
6/1/2010, 06:41 PM
Just change the rules: Oil good; sea water bad.

1890MilesToNorman
6/1/2010, 07:38 PM
Vet could put his weinie in the hole;

soonerinabilene
6/1/2010, 09:29 PM
tell gdc its a horn fan.

BudSooner
6/1/2010, 09:36 PM
Take a big old wad of Texas/Poke States football Nat'l championship rings and throw them into the damn pipe....that should, wait....that would not do ****.



Next?:D

Go find the corpse of Dom DeLuise and stuff him into the hole?
On second thought, with all the greasy food he ate, he might just slide back out of the pipe.

Let my inlaws take a dump in the pipe, I know they can stop it up since they always clog the turlet here on those "precious" visits. :mad:

Leroy Lizard
6/1/2010, 10:54 PM
Just change the rules: Oil good; sea water bad.

My response was very funny and I want some LOLs!!!