Is hacking a co-worker to pieces a crime?

[lexsooner]

So far today, there were at least two potential victims in my office - one under my supervision and a loudmouth in another department. But I am over it now. Whew!

[StoopTroup]

Who cares! We want to know if you've gotten your morning nub....

[lexsooner]

No. :( She's too busy with labor management issue to give me a good nubbing. I will have to remind her I have been a good boy.

[StoopTroup]

:D

Once you get your daily nubbin' you might want to wait until the rest of those jealous bastages you work with come after you and try to hack you up...then you can hack away in self-defense.

YWIA :D

[StoopTroup]

Hack up the orange wearing ones 1st. Head butt and restrain the ones in Sooner Gear and wait until they come back to reality they were probably poisoned by the OP creeps who brought in the laced coffee cake.